Net Humor du Jour

Published on December 30th, 2004

Posted by John C Dvorak in Uncategorized

Hooded winter jacket with large inside pocket to conceal identity & carry gun: $65.00

9mm Handgun purchased from Ray-Jay up the block: $150.00

Failure to master proper weapon retention during your planned armed robbery: PRICELESS!!!!!

robber

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# 1 Adrian said, on December 30th, 2004 at 1:21 pm

that’s freakin’ hilarious! I love it!

# 2 glenn said, on December 30th, 2004 at 6:58 pm

John:
Yeah that’s funny. But could you make movies like this require clicking on them to view them . At 50,000 bps, I have to wait a long time ( 2 minutes) for the movie to download before I can move around on your site.
Your site is the first thing I visit everyday…
Glenn

# 3 Tim Westby said, on December 30th, 2004 at 7:55 pm

Poor bastard. Life’s so much better in Houston than SoCal. In Houston they’d've left the camera on long enough to catch the attendant throwing the gun back to his accomplice. Or shot ‘em both.

# 4 Roy Schestowitz said, on December 31st, 2004 at 2:13 am

I love it! But…

This entry raises up bandwidth concern. I think displaying 20 messages at the front page is excessive (I display 8, used to be 5). It is the second animation in the page too so the CPU is working extra hours.

I love this site and these are merely my 50 cents. Happy new year, everybody.

# 5 Jason said, on December 31st, 2004 at 6:48 am

Wow…I just blew my drink out my nose!

Thanks for the laugh.

Happy New year!

# 6 Ed Campbell said, on January 1st, 2005 at 3:20 am

This must be epidemic for the holidays. One of the Albuquerque channels had a similar news spot, last night. I presume it was a local convenience store. I had the sound off, listening to music.

But, an equally dull-normal thug waltzed into the store with a rifle — which he shoved over the counter in the clerk’s face, The clerk promptly grabbed the barrel and ripped the gun from the startled would-be felon — and smacked him over the head with it.

Bravo!

# 7 Hank C said, on January 2nd, 2005 at 2:14 am

It occurs to me that this crook is to the ‘hood what Rumsfeld is to Iraq.

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