Comments on: Internet Joke of the Day — Tale of the Bronze Rat http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2005/01/29/internet-joke-of-the-day-tale-of-the-bronze-rat/ General interest observations and true web-log. Mon, 13 Feb 2012 02:18:56 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Tom Guerin http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2005/01/29/internet-joke-of-the-day-tale-of-the-bronze-rat/comment-page-1/#comment-7570 Tom Guerin Mon, 31 Jan 2005 04:51:01 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=1240#comment-7570 My ol' granpappy was a lawyer who enjoyed lawyer jokes, and he'd have liked that one (he was also a Democrat, but he died long before he'd likely have become a "Reagan Democrat.") My Grandpa's favorite lawyer joke: There is a wall between heaven and hell. The maintenance agreement is that heaven and hell trade off maintenance duties every other year. One year, when hell has been in charge of maintenace, God feels that hell has been letting things slide, and brings it to the attention of the Devil. The insouciant Devil says to God, "So sue me!" A flustered God says "Don't tempt me!" The Devil replies "Where are you going to get a lawyer?" My ol’ granpappy was a lawyer who enjoyed lawyer jokes, and he’d have liked that one (he was also a Democrat, but he died long before he’d likely have become a “Reagan Democrat.”)

My Grandpa’s favorite lawyer joke:

There is a wall between heaven and hell. The maintenance agreement is that heaven and hell trade off maintenance duties every other year.

One year, when hell has been in charge of maintenace, God feels that hell has been letting things slide, and brings it to the attention of the Devil.

The insouciant Devil says to God, “So sue me!”

A flustered God says “Don’t tempt me!”

The Devil replies “Where are you going to get a lawyer?”

]]> By: auto news http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2005/01/29/internet-joke-of-the-day-tale-of-the-bronze-rat/comment-page-1/#comment-7555 auto news Sun, 30 Jan 2005 09:52:24 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=1240#comment-7555 Cool, I needed that link! I'm not sure what that had to do with this, but I'm glad you posted it! ;) Cool, I needed that link! I’m not sure what that had to do with this, but I’m glad you posted it! ;)

]]> By: Steve Jaffe http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2005/01/29/internet-joke-of-the-day-tale-of-the-bronze-rat/comment-page-1/#comment-7548 Steve Jaffe Sat, 29 Jan 2005 23:45:06 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=1240#comment-7548 I heard that years ago, but the punch line was a bronze attorney not a republican. I heard that years ago, but the punch line was a
bronze attorney not a republican.

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