SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . having a drivers license.
At age 35 success is . . having money.
At age 50 success is . .having money.
At age 70 success is . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . .having friends.
At age 80 success is . . not peeing in your pants.

via B. Delaney



  1. robert dybas says:

    a site to share
    optical illusions
    http://members.lycos.co.uk/brisray/optill/oreal.htm
    enjoy

  2. jojo says:

    Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm.
    – Winston Churchill

    ———————————-
    All In The State Of Mind

    If you think your are beaten you are
    If you think you dare not you don’t
    If you’d like to win but think you can’t
    It’s almost a cinch that you won’t
    If you think you’ll lose – you’ve lost
    For out in the world you find
    Success begins with one’s will
    It’s all in the state of mind

    Full many a race is lost
    Ere ever a step is run
    And many a coward fails
    Ere ever his work’s begun
    Think big and your deeds will grow
    Think small and you’ll fall behind
    Think that you can and you will
    It’s all in the state of mind

    If you think you’re outclassed – you are
    You’ve got to think high to rise
    You’ve got be sure of yourself before
    You can ever win a prize
    Life’s battles don’t always go
    To the stronger or fastest person
    But soon – or late – the one who wins
    Is the one who thinks he can

    Unknown author
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    “I’d rather be a could be if I cannot be an are;
    because a could be is a maybe who is reaching for a star.
    I’d rather be a has-been than a might have been, by far;
    for a might have been has never been, but a has was once an are.”
    – Milton Berle

  3. K B says:

    The Milton Berle piece really gave me a start.
    Yes I think that I feel I am going to fart.
    Oh me-o, oh my-o, did someone say moose?
    Milton Berle had a talent for sounding like Seuss. 🙂

    [As the author of the grilled-cheese sandwich poem,
    I know bad poetry when I see or write it !]


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