Woman Thief Hides Mobile Phone in Vagina — Phone Rings As Cops Search

Published on April 19th, 2005

Romanian Woman Thief Hid Mobile Phones In Her Vagina — Hello, MOM?!? I wonder what the ring tone was on this phone!!

Romanian police searching a woman suspected of theft found her hiding a mobile phone in her vagina.

They made the astonishing discovery after dialling the number and hearing a muffled ringing coming from somewhere under the woman’s skirt.

A witness said he had alerted police when he saw Ruxandra Gardian steal the phone from a customer in a restaurant.
Police questioned the 34-year-old and were about to let her go when the witness suggested they ring the phone to determine whether she was hiding it.

On dialling the number they heard a sound coming from under Gardian’s clothes and took her to police headquarters to be strip-searched.

She should have set it on vibrate!

I imagine this scenario with her boyfriend:

“Would you like to use my phone?”

“Uh, no thanks.”

Yes, there are a million possible jokes here.

5 users responded in " Woman Thief Hides Mobile Phone in Vagina — Phone Rings As Cops Search "

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# 1 Rafael Mena Barreto said, on April 19th, 2005 at 12:05 pm

Thats the way brazillian females use to let cell phones and drugs enter in jails

# 2 K B said, on April 19th, 2005 at 12:37 pm

“She should have set it on vibrate!” — JCD

Stole my joke.. but on the other hand, did anyone *not* immediately think of this?
Apparently, “Reach out and touch someone” has turned into “Reach out and touch someone in interesting places.” Who knew that the telephone would advance so far?

A little googling will reveal interesting and hilarious material on all this.

# 3 Stephan Sokolow said, on April 19th, 2005 at 7:07 pm

Reminds me of some Adults-only images I found mocking the Nokia slogan, “Connecting People”.

# 4 Concerned Wellwisher said, on April 20th, 2005 at 5:06 am

What were you doing in a website devoted to females?

# 5 meetsy said, on April 20th, 2005 at 2:56 pm

Geez, I’d think that would void the cellphone warranty!

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