forget-me-not panties : with sensatech technology — Welcome to the Middle Ages and your modern version of a chastity belt. I wonder that the FAA thinks about these on board an airplane.

I first thought this Japanese Co. was just kidding, but apparently not. And not cheap either.

This amazing device will answer all of your questions! These panties can give you her location, and even her temperature and heart rate, and she will never even know it’s there! Unlike the cumbersome and uncomfortable chastity belts of the past, these panties are 100% cotton, and use cutting-edge technology to help you protect what matters most.

make sure you will never be forgotten
forget-me-not panties have built-in GPS and unique sensor technology giving you the forget-me-not advantage.

noted by R. Ryan

  1. mike cannalli says:

    Japanese invention – no wonder the model is flat chested

  2. Miguel Lopes says:

    Mmmm, I sincerely doubt you can make a GPS receiver and cellular transmitter *that* small…. Especially without replacing batteries every 10 minutes or so….. 😀 If you trust her so much, better dump her and move on 🙂

  3. Mike Voice says:

    “to help you protect what matters most”

    Anybody who would buy these has no clue what matters most.

  4. Tim says:

    John, wake up. These are a fake, and you probably know. Contagious Media is not part of a Japanese company…

    Do a little research first


  5. John D'Oh says:

    ..and the battery goes where??

  6. site admin says:

    They may be fake..but it’s just a blog and who is going to buy them even if they were real? I was just waiting for the “battery” joke. I had a couple of lewd one-liners in the wings.

  7. Miguel Lopes says:

    Let us have them, then 🙂

  8. From Burkhas to GPS chastity belts…but where are the male equivalents of these sexist devices and garb?

    The males waltz around putting their thing anywhere they want, while the women are enslaved and bullied.

    How about GPS condoms?

  9. Richard says:

    Built in camera extra (For that special someone)

  10. Hank says:

    From the stories I hear from friends,… the male version is much more needed!

    Or maybe the male version could have a dye bomb triggered by a pressure sensor!

  11. Teyecoon says:

    Just sew the battery into the front of the undies and that alone will scare most men off when they notice her big “package”.

  12. mike cannalli says:

    Perhaps the battery problem is solved the same way as the shake and shine flashlights

  13. michael says:

    how can nz customers get one

  14. JACK WELCH says:

    How can I get in touch with this Japanese Co with the GPS panities, and can they build a unit for me, not panities but something that small for personal tracking


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