Nicole K. — Also out of Beta and none too pleased with things!
MSN – News – Gossip — Apparently every American likes gossip, especially about dipshit celebritiies. I think this is because we’re idiots. That said I have to admit (as a fellow idiot) that the writings of MSN gossip maven Kat Giantis is some of the slickest most nasty stuff out there. This woman is destined to be the next superstar of this sort of mean and compelling prose. You watch. Go to the site and read everything by her. Great stuff. Until recently this site was in beta.
A sample:
The New York Daily News says the suits at Warner Bros. are in a tizzy over Katie’s suddenly ubiquitous “Scientology adviser,” a young woman named Jessica who has been attending — and at times disrupting — the starlet’s “Batman Begins” interviews.
“Tom pays Jessica to ‘keep Katie on the path,’” an insider blabs to the paper. “She goes everywhere with Katie — she’s never more than a quarter-step behind her. When you ask her who she is, she says, ‘I’m Katie’s best friend.’ She’s known her for six weeks!”.
Creepy. Now I get the bit in the movie Bowfinger!
I hope Kat is reading every one of these posts and laughing her ass off at all you imbeciles upon whom her wit and sarcasm is lost. I actually have cried from laughing so hard at some of her stuff. The people who are offended by her style are the same morons that buy all the crap that supports the vilest, most annoying creatures on earth: the paparazzi. Get over yourselves and learn to appreciate humor.
I don’t care what anyone else thinks, Kat is urbanely witty much like those wits of yore who were part of the Algonquin Round Table set. I usually laugh out loud when I read her remarks aboout the celebutards’ fashion sense (or lack thereof). Keep it up Kat. We need you.
This woman is so full of self-hatred that it oozes out of every negative word she writes, which is very sad. I wish her the best in her recovery. Get better really soon. Kisses.
Idiot.