I love the comment you just blogged….ooops.

I doubt that you’ll ever find me speaking at one. Oh, and I don’t “attend” anything. I either dominate, or disappear. I must be at the top at all times. I’m a CEO.

The biggest problem with all blog conferences is that you either have to hear or say the ugly little filthy-sounding word “blog” over and over again.

Even “blog” as a verb, which is nuts.

Blog is a noun refering to a quick and easy web content publishing platform.

Nobody “blogs” anything, like nobody “web sites” anything.

Don’t ever say “I’m blogging [you, your girlfriend, a convention, a subject, anything].”

“blogging it” sounds horribly vulgar and polite web-bread people avoid and never say it.

Take it from a hermit blogologist: conferences are stupid.

Open wide and say “bah”.

What a great picture.