Comments on: Sorry I Can’t Come To The Phone, I’m Dead http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/03/29/sorry-i-cant-come-to-the-phone-im-dead/ General interest observations and true web-log. Sat, 20 Mar 2010 20:52:16 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: meetsy http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/03/29/sorry-i-cant-come-to-the-phone-im-dead/comment-page-1/#comment-116437 meetsy Thu, 30 Mar 2006 21:13:10 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=4794#comment-116437 ...buried with a cellphone....only if it can be rectally inserted, as it should have been IN LIFE...when the dorks were idly chatting **loudly** making the rest of us listen to how ignorant, stupid and shallow they were. R.I.P. …buried with a cellphone….only if it can be rectally inserted, as it should have been IN LIFE…when the dorks were idly chatting **loudly** making the rest of us listen to how ignorant, stupid and shallow they were.
R.I.P.

]]> By: Louis http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/03/29/sorry-i-cant-come-to-the-phone-im-dead/comment-page-1/#comment-116338 Louis Thu, 30 Mar 2006 17:43:47 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=4794#comment-116338 Buried with your laptop ! Now not only Windows will be crippled with worms !!! Buried with your laptop ! Now not only Windows will be crippled with worms !!!

]]> By: Emery Jeffreys http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/03/29/sorry-i-cant-come-to-the-phone-im-dead/comment-page-1/#comment-116092 Emery Jeffreys Thu, 30 Mar 2006 01:58:11 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=4794#comment-116092 It would be funnier than anything to be buried with the my cell phone. Imagine the fun you could have with the message in voice mail: I can;t come to the phone. I'm dead. Before you die, you dream up some imaginative voice mails and have a loving survivor change them. "Go to hell George. I never liked you when I was alive. I'm not taking your calls now." It would be funnier than anything to be buried with the my cell phone. Imagine the fun you could have with the message in voice mail: I can;t come to the phone. I’m dead.

Before you die, you dream up some imaginative voice mails and have a loving survivor change them. “Go to hell George. I never liked you when I was alive. I’m not taking your calls now.”

]]> By: Mister Mustard http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/03/29/sorry-i-cant-come-to-the-phone-im-dead/comment-page-1/#comment-116043 Mister Mustard Thu, 30 Mar 2006 00:34:24 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=4794#comment-116043 those nuts who come to the door saying the world is coming to an end ar right. the effing world is coming to an end. cell phones? jesus fucking crhist. we're hosed. those nuts who come to the door saying the world is coming to an end ar right.

the effing world is coming to an end.

cell phones? jesus fucking crhist. we’re hosed.

]]> By: Mr. Fusion http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/03/29/sorry-i-cant-come-to-the-phone-im-dead/comment-page-1/#comment-116042 Mr. Fusion Thu, 30 Mar 2006 00:32:58 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=4794#comment-116042 Forget the burial and $5K casket. Just roast me until I'm crispier then a crispy critter. Blow my ashes in what ever direction the wind is blowing that day. Forget the burial and $5K casket. Just roast me until I’m crispier then a crispy critter. Blow my ashes in what ever direction the wind is blowing that day.

]]> By: garym http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/03/29/sorry-i-cant-come-to-the-phone-im-dead/comment-page-1/#comment-115978 garym Wed, 29 Mar 2006 21:23:33 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=4794#comment-115978 See, I don't want to be buried. Well, not in a casket anyway. I want to be buried in the Great Salt Lake Desert, west of the Great Salt Lake in the middle of the salt flats. That way my body will be naturally mumified. Barring that, I think cremation is the way to go, but a cell phone won't hold up to the heat. Never mind, I'm not dying. G See, I don’t want to be buried. Well, not in a casket anyway.
I want to be buried in the Great Salt Lake Desert, west of the Great Salt Lake in the middle of the salt flats. That way my body will be naturally mumified.
Barring that, I think cremation is the way to go, but a cell phone won’t hold up to the heat.
Never mind, I’m not dying.

G

]]> By: david http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/03/29/sorry-i-cant-come-to-the-phone-im-dead/comment-page-1/#comment-115971 david Wed, 29 Mar 2006 21:00:20 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=4794#comment-115971 I want to be buried the same way I was born: naked. I want to be buried the same way I was born: naked.

]]> By: Jim Scarborough http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/03/29/sorry-i-cant-come-to-the-phone-im-dead/comment-page-1/#comment-115967 Jim Scarborough Wed, 29 Mar 2006 20:52:05 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=4794#comment-115967 Now <i>that's</i> a dead ringer. Seriously. They used to bury folks with a string to a bell in case they managed to come back to life and ring the bell... They'd better make sure the battery is charged, though. Now that’s a dead ringer. Seriously. They used to bury folks with a string to a bell in case they managed to come back to life and ring the bell… They’d better make sure the battery is charged, though.

]]> By: RTaylor http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/03/29/sorry-i-cant-come-to-the-phone-im-dead/comment-page-1/#comment-115933 RTaylor Wed, 29 Mar 2006 19:43:44 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=4794#comment-115933 Well if you're going to dump $5K+ on a casket.... Well if you’re going to dump $5K+ on a casket….

]]> By: garym http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/03/29/sorry-i-cant-come-to-the-phone-im-dead/comment-page-1/#comment-115920 garym Wed, 29 Mar 2006 19:24:36 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=4794#comment-115920 Why not? Most of the stuff we own now is obsolete when we buy it so who's going to miss it when we take it to the grave with us? Besides, some future palentologist or archeologist might find these and wonder if we, like the ancient Egyptians, thought they might help us attain immortality in the afterlife. G Why not?

Most of the stuff we own now is obsolete when we buy it so who’s going to miss it when we take it to the grave with us?

Besides, some future palentologist or archeologist might find these and wonder if we, like the ancient Egyptians, thought they might help us attain immortality in the afterlife.

G

]]> By: jasontheodd http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/03/29/sorry-i-cant-come-to-the-phone-im-dead/comment-page-1/#comment-115919 jasontheodd Wed, 29 Mar 2006 19:23:37 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=4794#comment-115919 My apple 2....yeah baby! My apple 2….yeah baby!

]]> By: James http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/03/29/sorry-i-cant-come-to-the-phone-im-dead/comment-page-1/#comment-115917 James Wed, 29 Mar 2006 19:22:45 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=4794#comment-115917 Sounds kind of pathetic. Buried with a totem of your god? Sounds kind of pathetic. Buried with a totem of your god?

]]> By: Trimble Epic http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/03/29/sorry-i-cant-come-to-the-phone-im-dead/comment-page-1/#comment-115901 Trimble Epic Wed, 29 Mar 2006 19:04:07 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=4794#comment-115901 I was expecting you to say people figured out they can overcome the fear of being buried alive by requesting to have their cell phone with them - just in case. I was expecting you to say people figured out they can overcome the fear of being buried alive by requesting to have their cell phone with them – just in case.

]]> By: Dan http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/03/29/sorry-i-cant-come-to-the-phone-im-dead/comment-page-1/#comment-115900 Dan Wed, 29 Mar 2006 18:59:43 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=4794#comment-115900 watch out for grave robbers! watch out for grave robbers!

]]> By: Mick Dermitt http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/03/29/sorry-i-cant-come-to-the-phone-im-dead/comment-page-1/#comment-115893 Mick Dermitt Wed, 29 Mar 2006 18:43:20 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=4794#comment-115893 It's a backup brain for some people. Can't put your little tech toys down? Get a life. It’s a backup brain for some people.
Can’t put your little tech toys down?
Get a life.

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