Doesn’t conformity just give you goosebumps?

A Pennsylvania congressman has introduced legislation that would ban minors from accessing social networking websites such as MySpace, and forbid libraries from making such access available. The bill, known as the “Deleting Online Predators Act of 2006,” was introduced Wednesday in the House by Michael G. Fitzpatrick (R-Penn).

H.R. 5319 forms part of the Republican Surburban Agenda, part of a multi-bill initiative supported by the Speaker of the House, J. Dennis Hastert (R-IL).

The bill would bar minors from accessing a social networking site, defined as one that “allows users to create web pages or profiles that provide information about themselves and are available to other users; and offers a mechanism for communication with other users, such as a forum, chat room, email, or instant messenger.”

The “Deleting Online Predators Act” would also require the FCC to publish a sort of annual blacklist of “commercial social networking websites and chat rooms that have been shown to allow sexual predators easy access to personal information of, and contact with, children.”

The bill would require the government to set up a web site warning of the dangers of social networking.

Good thing this crowd wasn’t around when the courage and integrity required to pass the Bill of Rights was needed. Wouldn’t have had a chance.