It’s Freakshow Friday. Time to learn how the ultra-Christians think the battle of Armageddon will be fought with a map of the battles. Video game soon to follow. Oh, wait. Will there be video games in the afterlife? WGCWJU (which game console would Jesus use)?
Thanks to my brother Don for finding this.
The European Union is destined to be the tool of Satan in the “final conflict”…? who knew!? [other than Daniel, anyway]
Too bad Christianity requires me to acknowledge the power of Satan… a nice religion otherwise…
Too bad there are no official predictions on the “infamous Anarchist”. My guess is that it will be Bono.
I suppose if I had my own television show, newsletter, “research team” working for me, I’d be doing this crap too…
With a battle as interesting as Armaggedon, I’d like to see Geraldo Rivera cover it as an embedded reporter. Perhaps he could draw one of his famous diagrams in the sand to illustrate future troop movements, the way he did during his coverage of Gulf War I for Fox News. Good media coverage is always important, and never more so than with the final battle of all battles. And if predictions of melting human flesh are accurate, makeup personnel will be in high demand to keep Geraldo at his very best, but I’m sure they’ll keep him looking very handsome and reassuring.
It’s been too long since I picked on Geraldo
I was raised going to a fundamentalist church and we had charts explaining the end of the world according to Hal Lindsey.
Back then, of coruse, it was the Soviet Union who was in Revelation.
Now, I suppose, it will be the Muslim nations on those charts.
It doesn’t bother me very much that Lindsey got it wrong; what bothers me is his fake pseudo-certainty.
We make light of this…but the really scary thing is many (including our wonderful leader) believe in this crap and may actually be instrumental in causing it to happen.
Oh c’mon … this is one organization taking a little bit of Biblical prophesy and extrapolating WAY too far with it – about the only thing he can say with true confidence is that Israel will be of stratigic importance
I’d like to see Geraldo Rivera cover it as an embedded reporter.
Thank You, Gary. That was a good one!
What a dork. Why all the Christian-bashing lately? It’s really been a dominant theme on dv.org.
#5 Bob “instrumental in causing it to happen” — very possibly so, but not so much an active attempt on his part to fulfill the prophecy, as simply resigned to its inevitability. One never tries very hard to prevent what one sees as inevitable.
Then other days I’m convinced that Bush really isn’t a true believer at all, merely using religion to escape moral scrutiny of his actions while building a winning political coalition.
Last one to attack Israel is a rotten egg.
The trouble is that there are too many religious nutcakes ready to eat that garbage up and ask for more. Plant such an idea in this world and it just might happen.
Why all the Christian-bashing lately?
Because Islam-bashing gets people killed…
“This Is How The World Ends”.
Which did it turn out to be? In fire or ice?
Bill, is very sorry.
#8: Because like the far-right Republicans, the wacko Christians give the mainstream ones a bad name.
James, you just have to read the worldwide daily news to see where the the hostility towards religion is originating from.
But you can always be a perfect Christian and do as Jesus instructed…
Math 5:31 ” But I tell you, don’t resist him who is evil; but whoever strikes you on your right cheek, turn to him the other also.”
(yada, yada)
Math 5:44 “But I tell you, love your enemies, bless those who curse you, do good to those who hate you, and pray for those who mistreat you and persecute you,”
(yada, yada)
Math 5:48 “Therefore you shall be perfect, just as your Father in heaven is perfect.”
Of course Armageddon won’t be fought by Christians then, will it? But wait…”Then the Lord will go out and make war against those nations, as he did in the day of the fight.”Zach 14:3
So what’s the message here? Be perfect like the Lord and love your enemies, or kill all the bastards like the Lord?
Why all the Christian-bashing lately?
Because Islam-bashing gets people killed…
And my do they go ballistic when they get “offended”
If Armageaddon is coming, it must mean that the Leafs finally will win the Stanley Cup!
hmm… one would think that for the prophecy regarding the EU to be true, that it would have to have ten nations… not 13.
If we could curb our appitite for Oil,
And keep our noses out of the middle east. Except to keep them THERE.
I think they would do a good job, on each other.
NUKE AWAY…
But, for some reason I cant get the Polititions to believe this, or WANT to believe it.
There would be so much INfighting, we could sit on the side lines and watch the GLOW of radioactivity…
But, No…
We have to get in the way, and give them ANOTHER target, besides each other.. This is like trying to breakup a husband and wife.. and they BOTH turn on you..
they no long Fight each other…They Beat on YOU.
There would be a lot less Christian bashing if more Fundamentalist acted more like Christians and less like two bit carnival hustler con-men playing on the ignorance of their audience.
These kool-aid merchants have elevated bashing to an art form. I find it a little hard to feel sorry for them when they get what they have been mass marketing for years. As a matter of fact, there would likely be a lot more Christians if these rim-zone nut-jobs would focus on solutions for reducing human suffering and injustice (you know, like Jesus) and stop worrying that their kids will read a Harry Potter book and learn how to turn them intro bigger toads than they already are.
Oh, I just love it when the armchair theologians and anti-theists come out to play! There’s nothing more entertaining than watching those completely uninformed and uneducated on religion make fun of those who are completely misguided and uneducated about religion.
Does this make you feel good inside to mischaracterize billions of people worldwide by highlighting a fringe element? Cheap. Real cheap.