Wearable [insert favorite beverage name] Bottle

Published on June 24th, 2006

Bring your favorite beverage where you want, when you want. Sneaky™ Shorts have been specially designed to STAY THIN WHEN FILLED so they are FULLY CONCEALABLE under your pants or shorts. Makes a great Novelty Gift that is as functional as it is unique, whether its for a sports fan or an adventurer! See Sneaky Uses links, to see how the Dr. can help you.

* Wearable, CONCEALABLE, Beverage Container
* Thin, Flexible, and Reusable
* One-Size-Fits-All
* Holds over 24 oz
* Durable double wall construction

11 users responded in " Wearable [insert favorite beverage name] Bottle "

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# 1 Johnny-Cakes said, on June 24th, 2006 at 2:28 pm

Um…..no….not in a thousand years…..no way.

# 2 rick m said, on June 24th, 2006 at 3:44 pm

My grandfather had something like this, though it didn’t hold his favorite beverage.

# 3 MisterRustic said, on June 24th, 2006 at 3:47 pm

Are we certain the bladder material will keep fartane gas out?

# 4 Josh said, on June 24th, 2006 at 5:03 pm

What about body heat? Nasty!

# 5 Mike Voice said, on June 24th, 2006 at 5:03 pm

How many people are going to fill them with an ice cold beverage, and be disappointed when it is body temperature when they finally get to where they are “sneaking” into…?

I can’t wait for someone to try passing through airport security while wearing one of these… you think its bad now, when we have to let them check our shoes! [grin]

# 6 bac said, on June 24th, 2006 at 7:06 pm

Just wait until the terrorist use Sneaky Shorts to poison our water supply. Doesn’t everyone know that we can not make anything because terrorist will use it against us? I hope everyone can sleep better at night.

# 7 Ross said, on June 24th, 2006 at 7:55 pm

“If Shelly Morrison from Will & Grace knows the Dr. It’s about time YOU DID TOO!”

Oh my god, I’m sold now that they’ve shown me a photo of Shelly Morrison holding an unopened packet!

# 8 JimR said, on June 24th, 2006 at 8:17 pm

Now, that’s a handy gizmo!
Lets say you had to have a whiz at the baseball game. The bases are loaded, one guy out, the pitcher is empty…

# 9 Max Bell said, on June 24th, 2006 at 8:52 pm

“Hey, bro. I get a beer?”
“Sure!”
*Unzips*
“Uh… Thanks anyway.”

# 10 George of the city said, on June 24th, 2006 at 8:59 pm

These are mostly used to beat drug tests.

# 11 catbeller said, on June 25th, 2006 at 10:25 am

We live in a society in which we sometimes need to hide beverages. Think about it. I’m in freaking Singapore now.

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