Comments on: Maximizing your ROI at Pizza Hut — An Incredible Feat You Have to See to Believe http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/07/31/maximizing-your-roi-at-pizza-hut/ General interest observations and true web-log. Sun, 12 Feb 2012 14:22:42 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Gunny Hartman http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/07/31/maximizing-your-roi-at-pizza-hut/comment-page-1/#comment-261680 Gunny Hartman Wed, 23 Aug 2006 11:02:27 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=6397#comment-261680 A buffet is more about quantity than quality. As such, the goal is to maximize your dollar. There are <a href="http://gunny93.blogspot.com/2006/02/jelly-donut.html" rel="nofollow">ways to increase ROI</a>, which one should heed to not be embarrassed. A buffet is more about quantity than quality. As such, the goal is to maximize your dollar. There are ways to increase ROI, which one should heed to not be embarrassed.

]]> By: Uncle Dave http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/07/31/maximizing-your-roi-at-pizza-hut/comment-page-1/#comment-233472 Uncle Dave Tue, 01 Aug 2006 20:36:49 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=6397#comment-233472 Return On Investment Return On Investment

]]> By: FRAGaLOT http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/07/31/maximizing-your-roi-at-pizza-hut/comment-page-1/#comment-233470 FRAGaLOT Tue, 01 Aug 2006 20:34:00 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=6397#comment-233470 What dose ROI stand for? What dose ROI stand for?

]]> By: John Bartkowicz http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/07/31/maximizing-your-roi-at-pizza-hut/comment-page-1/#comment-233356 John Bartkowicz Tue, 01 Aug 2006 18:36:45 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=6397#comment-233356 I have a cousin who did something similar (although no where as beautiful) at a Mongolian Barbecue. Rather than pay for the unlimited trips, he did the one trip special. Pea pods were used to extend the bowl's volume. He put very little veggies in there and kept with the meat. When he arrived to the grill, the cooks were amazed. They couldn't fit it into a normal sized serving bowl, so they went in back and got him a steel mixing bowl to eat it out of. I have a cousin who did something similar (although no where as beautiful) at a Mongolian Barbecue. Rather than pay for the unlimited trips, he did the one trip special. Pea pods were used to extend the bowl’s volume. He put very little veggies in there and kept with the meat. When he arrived to the grill, the cooks were amazed. They couldn’t fit it into a normal sized serving bowl, so they went in back and got him a steel mixing bowl to eat it out of.

]]> By: Andy Catus http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/07/31/maximizing-your-roi-at-pizza-hut/comment-page-1/#comment-233026 Andy Catus Tue, 01 Aug 2006 13:12:59 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=6397#comment-233026 Well yeah man.I should have expected some off-the-hip deficating messiah responses. But I want to add I am so layed back I'm inverted. Anyone who knows me blah blah blah. I also have a a broadband sense of humour. 96.1+% of the stuff on DvorakU is hilarious in all the comic genres. I just wondered why the Salad Gag does not work for me. Like not at all. Intresting, yes, I said that. F'ing hilarious man, whooop whoop..... nope. Maybe the fact I don't get it is real funny to some and there is nothing wrong in that either. Here is another data point.... I watched with my kids last week an old Scoobee-Do VHS. I loved it as a kid. They love it. Now though for me this time round, I just don't get the trademark Shaggy-Scoobie overeating gags like I did. They look as out dated and unfunny as a chain smoking host on a talk show. No doubt you have me down as having a food problem of some kind. I don't. I love my food. Overweight?, Nope, 75kg at 40. Or maybe I know someone who has a problem? No I don't. Maybe 'cos I am a stuck up British guy? who knows? maybe that is it! "Yanks vs the Brits" yet again? Just MROI in reading this story perhaps? Off for a shit now guys. Well yeah man.I should have expected some off-the-hip deficating messiah responses. But I want to add I am so layed back I’m inverted. Anyone who knows me blah blah blah. I also have a a broadband sense of humour. 96.1+% of the stuff on DvorakU is hilarious in all the comic genres. I just wondered why the Salad Gag does not work for me. Like not at all. Intresting, yes, I said that. F’ing hilarious man, whooop whoop….. nope. Maybe the fact I don’t get it is real funny to some and there is nothing wrong in that either.

Here is another data point…. I watched with my kids last week an old Scoobee-Do VHS. I loved it as a kid. They love it. Now though for me this time round, I just don’t get the trademark Shaggy-Scoobie overeating gags like I did. They look as out dated and unfunny as a chain smoking host on a talk show. No doubt you have me down as having a food problem of some kind. I don’t. I love my food. Overweight?, Nope, 75kg at 40. Or maybe I know someone who has a problem? No I don’t. Maybe ‘cos I am a stuck up British guy? who knows? maybe that is it! “Yanks vs the Brits” yet again? Just MROI in reading this story perhaps?

Off for a shit now guys.

]]> By: forrest http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/07/31/maximizing-your-roi-at-pizza-hut/comment-page-1/#comment-233024 forrest Tue, 01 Aug 2006 13:09:03 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=6397#comment-233024 The picture of the cucumber tower...priceless! Go Taiwanese! The picture of the cucumber tower…priceless!

Go Taiwanese!

]]> By: Named http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/07/31/maximizing-your-roi-at-pizza-hut/comment-page-1/#comment-232954 Named Tue, 01 Aug 2006 11:33:53 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=6397#comment-232954 Andy Catus; Jesus Christ man, have some fibre, take a shit, and relax! You sound like a bitter, constipated man... Andy Catus;

Jesus Christ man, have some fibre, take a shit, and relax! You sound like a bitter, constipated man…

]]> By: Andy Catus http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/07/31/maximizing-your-roi-at-pizza-hut/comment-page-1/#comment-232872 Andy Catus Tue, 01 Aug 2006 09:06:38 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=6397#comment-232872 There is something here in this article that demonstrates what does and does not pass as pant-wetting humour around the globe. To me the article was interesting from a construction and bravery point of view but did not even threaten to raise a titter from me or my nearest neighbours, I did not detect even anything worthy of viral blog posting. But clearly I am wrong as comments from some people on that web site indicate that to some people it was so funny they lost bowel control and fellow workers just had to rush over and see the comedy fest. Weird. Maybe you have to like salad or something. ROI, Return on investment and a trip to a fast food establishmant..... in same sentence for instance. There is something here in this article that demonstrates what does and does not pass as pant-wetting humour around the globe. To me the article was interesting from a construction and bravery point of view but did not even threaten to raise a titter from me or my nearest neighbours, I did not detect even anything worthy of viral blog posting. But clearly I am wrong as comments from some people on that web site indicate that to some people it was so funny they lost bowel control and fellow workers just had to rush over and see the comedy fest. Weird. Maybe you have to like salad or something. ROI, Return on investment and a trip to a fast food establishmant….. in same sentence for instance.

]]> By: Cognito http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/07/31/maximizing-your-roi-at-pizza-hut/comment-page-1/#comment-232867 Cognito Tue, 01 Aug 2006 09:00:46 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=6397#comment-232867 Pizza Hut should run an annual competition. Pizza Hut should run an annual competition.

]]> By: KB http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/07/31/maximizing-your-roi-at-pizza-hut/comment-page-1/#comment-232772 KB Tue, 01 Aug 2006 06:31:13 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=6397#comment-232772 I hate to have to admit this, but I love this post. I hate to have to admit this, but I love this post.

]]> By: joshua http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/07/31/maximizing-your-roi-at-pizza-hut/comment-page-1/#comment-232698 joshua Tue, 01 Aug 2006 04:46:49 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=6397#comment-232698 How could you eat a work of art? This salad is fantastic. To bad no Pizza Hut I ever went to had any of the stuff seen here. How could you eat a work of art? This salad is fantastic. To bad no Pizza Hut I ever went to had any of the stuff seen here.

]]> By: Mr. H. Fusion http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/07/31/maximizing-your-roi-at-pizza-hut/comment-page-1/#comment-232631 Mr. H. Fusion Tue, 01 Aug 2006 03:39:28 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=6397#comment-232631 One of the downsides of aging is that I can't eat like I used to. When I was a kid, Buffets often had signs proclaiming “No shirt, No Shoes, With Mr Fusion No Service.” Today, I look at a buffet table and feel full. While I'm sure someone could eat all that salad, it only makes me nostalgic. One of the downsides of aging is that I can’t eat like I used to. When I was a kid, Buffets often had signs proclaiming

“No shirt,
No Shoes,
With Mr Fusion
No Service.”

Today, I look at a buffet table and feel full.

While I’m sure someone could eat all that salad, it only makes me nostalgic.

]]> By: John C Dvorak http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/07/31/maximizing-your-roi-at-pizza-hut/comment-page-1/#comment-232522 John C Dvorak Tue, 01 Aug 2006 02:08:38 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=6397#comment-232522 Cripes..this post is about the architecture of the giant salad, NOT about Pizza Hut. Cripes..this post is about the architecture of the giant salad, NOT about Pizza Hut.

]]> By: gamabunta http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/07/31/maximizing-your-roi-at-pizza-hut/comment-page-1/#comment-232511 gamabunta Tue, 01 Aug 2006 02:01:30 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=6397#comment-232511 I used to work at a restaurant that had a salad bar similar to those found at Pizza Hut and all I have to say is don't ever eat from a salad bar if you don't like the idea of having like 20 different people's germs in your mouth. Sneeze guards do nothing when people eat with the serving spoons. I used to work at a restaurant that had a salad bar similar to those found at Pizza Hut and all I have to say is don’t ever eat from a salad bar if you don’t like the idea of having like 20 different people’s germs in your mouth. Sneeze guards do nothing when people eat with the serving spoons.

]]> By: JSFORBES http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/07/31/maximizing-your-roi-at-pizza-hut/comment-page-1/#comment-232509 JSFORBES Tue, 01 Aug 2006 02:00:59 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=6397#comment-232509 Why would I go to Pizza Hut for salad? Why would I go to Pizza Hut at all? Why would I go to Pizza Hut for salad? Why would I go to Pizza Hut at all?

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