Cripes! Are you kidding me?
OhMiBod Music Powered Vibrator – OMB 411 — Did I say cheap thrills? $70 is almost as much as an iPOD. That said, I think someone has finally got the right idea for the iPOD market. Forget skins and leather pouches. This must have been around for awhile since it explains all the jumping around on those commericials. When you see someone with an iPOD give them a big knowing smile — and wink.
Simply plug OhMiBod into your iPod or any music player and it automatically vibrates to the rhythm and intensity of the music. Let your body feel the vibrations as you get down with your favorite tunes. The combination of listening and feeling your music quickly transports you to a place where music, mind and body come together to create an unbeatable sexual experience.
Guess that explains the song “jerk it out” on the old iPod commercials.
What EQ setting would you use? Bass Booster, Pop or Deep?
I’m almost disappointed that no photoshop was attempted here. Then again, fact is stranger than fiction I guess.
And now with CNN and Cartoon Network shows on iTunes, they can use it while watching Wolf Blitzer or Johnny Bravo… [grin]
http://playlistmag.com/news/2006/08/01/tbs/index.php
Wow!!! an iPod themed dildo…
I mean… isn’t it funny a dildo iStyled???? LOL
I bet it comes (no pun) in a black box…does it have DRM ???
This is a great product idea. I wish I’d have thought of it.
I wonder why men are so squeamish about sex toys?
In other news:
“Apple was sued today by millions who became deaf and blind after use of their products…Here’s Tom with the weather.”
Why not call it an iDildo?
It’s not the first audio-controlled dildo on the market. It’s just the first iPod-themed one.
I think that “iRod” would be a more appropriate name.. Anyone?
Oh wait! I just got an idea… Don’t use the splitter or the headphones, just plug it in directly, put the iPod on Shuffle and play “Name That Tune!”
Where’s the black one?
This will bring new meaning to Quiet Riot’s “Cum on Feel the Noise”.
#6 — Uh, if you read the comments I don’t think you find any DU reader to be squeamish. Juvenile maybe! But Squeamish, not hardly.
And I do like the iDILDO or iROD ideas. They blew it, as it were. Gak!
I’m suddenly hearing the song “I’ve got the music in me” by Kiki Dee from the 70s…
One more proof that Porn drives the video market.
It’s another series of tubes I tell ya! Blocking it all up… it’s blocking everything!! Last month I found one of these tubes on my wife you see. And yesterday, just yesterday, she finally, finally I say, allowed me to uh, umm… err.. deliver my internet!! You see it’s blocking all of us I tell ya! You hear me it’s blocking all of us!!
#12
The black one is gasoline powered because it can’t draw enough juice from th iPod…
actually john, $70 is CHEAP for a vibrator … besides, if apple had made this they would’ve charged $120.
ahem
anyway
i can’t believe the one time i can contribute something to this blog, it’s the price of a vibrator.
They could have given this a more hi-tech sort of name such as The We-E-nie or maybe the iPud.