But lady….

Crazy telemarketer call — This is perhaps one of the funniest true things ever caught on tape or it could be an hilarious but believable hoax. It’s long and worth a listen, especially near the end.

Supposedly it’s the taping of some irate person on the other end of a telemarketing call and it’s probably the only time you’ll ever feel any sympathy towards a telemarketer. It’s very reminiscent of the once famous site Mypsychoexgirlfriend.com. Coming out around 2001 someone supposedly kept a slew of telephone answering machine tapes of his ex-girlfriend who was a real nut-job and he posted them on the web. They sounded like the real thing but eventually turned out to be a hoax. psychoexgirlfriend busted here. Part of the story can be read here. The psycho girlfriend site has long since been taken down and I’ve been unable to find any mirrors since it is still worth listening to (any help?).

Whatever the case, you’ll be shaking your head over this one. And note the use of the Howard Dean scream. And just like with Howard Dean, someone also put the rantings to music here.

  1. max says:

    You’re the man now dog!

  2. Jeffery A. Haremski says:

    Dang, that lady is nuts.

  3. Mike says:

    You’re a rapist!

  4. Olly says:

    He’s worse than any terrorist for calling her house? Jesus…

  5. Christian says:

    Did the guy sound like HAL9000 or was it just me?

    Hello Dave, your mother in law is on the phone.

  6. Mike says:

    Whether this is real or not, it points out why civil litigation is such a booming industry. People get their feelings hurt from legal activity and sue for emmotional distress in the absense of actual damages.

  7. Gig says:

    Somebody is off their meds.

  8. Mike says:

    I think my favorite though is how she tries to claim that telemarkets caused her appendix to rupture.

  9. JToso says:

    I can’t stand outbound telemarketers. I used to work at an Inbound Telemarketing company and I’m pretty sure this is real. People act like that even when they are the ones calling. She really thought she could change the company by bitching out this poor guy? Saying that people can’t dial 911 because of telemarketers?? How hard is it to hang up and dial 911? Takes all of 1.3 seconds. People like this (who try to get what they want by non-stop bitching) need to be slapped around a bit and told to shut up.

  10. Shawn says:

    My god. She has to be certifiably nuts. If her phone was ringing all the time ( impossible because there are laws that telemarkets can’t call between such and such time ) but even if it was she should just unplung her phone or turn the ringer off and put an answering machine at the other end. It’s a simple solution. Better yet get a cell phone and use that as your primary number. what a nutjob.

  11. Froggmann says:

    Wholy Schnikies! Is tis woman nuts or or just flat off her rocker! Telemarketers cause deaths? Telemarketers cause her phone to ring off the hook every second of every day? Telemarketers eat live children? Ok I made that last one up but I have a hunch this call is as true as that statement. Although there are some scarry I will have to go upstairs and check with our telemarketers on if they see anything like this. But there are so many rules and laws on this it’s not even funny. Tmarketers can’t repeatedly call houses, call if you are on the DNCL, call before 8 AM and 8 PM your time, etc. etc.

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  13. Me says:

    Sorry, I’m not biting.

    The Telemarketer would know after 10 seconds he is wasting time here and would move on.

  14. Bryan says:

    I think that the guy stayed on the line with her for a cheap laugh and if the thing was recorded on his end – the rest of the staff could get a chuckle.

  15. rickm says:

    The last time I heard someone rant like this we put her in a lockdown room and gave her a dose of thorzine, which barely affected her. Ended up strapping that one to a bed for a few hours.

  16. Mike Knowland says:

    I’ll bet that this guy regretted for a while not recording this.

  17. slumbuzzle says:

    I’m surprised she got through, what with all of his raping, organ rupturing and life destroying. If they were so busy calling her, the only thing she should have heard when she called in was:

    Thank you for holding. Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line and one of our customer service representatives will be with you shortly. Your estimated wait time is . . .twenty . . .minutes . . .(insert music).

  18. gary says:


    I think this is what you are looking for.
    There are 50 or so voicemails at the site.

  19. nusgoose says:

    I love how big this call is getting. I know for a fact that this is not a hoax for the simple fact that I work with the guy who took the call. It is already in the top 100 on the ytmnd.com site for all time.

  20. RoB says:

    I have to give the guy credit, he’s cool as a cucumber the whole time. He had to get employee of the month for this one.

  21. markowitz says:

    who is this guy? What company did this happen with?

  22. Mike P says:

    I used to work for a brokerage firm and one of my first jobs was essentially answering the phone and calling people about new bonds or IPOs of stocks. I don’t know who this chap is or what his company does, but these people are out there. You can’t fake that kind of insanity. I would have to say this is 100% authentic.

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