All the blogosphere is wacked out over a couple of poorly done “doctored” photos showing Beirut all smoky. Curiously the original photo shown here is actually fine as-is. What is the guy thinking to do a crappy Photoshop job like this. So how about an open competition as to who can do the best fake pic from this photo.


Here is the original.


Here’s his crappy fake.


Here’s a more aggressive attempt at a fake. Let’s see if the editors are fooled!


Here’s the way I’d do it.


Here’s the way John S. Dvorak [numlock] would do it.

Your turn. All ideas welcome.



  1. Todd Henkel says:

    What would ever make an editor pass this along as “OK”? Does no one screen the pictures submitted?

    Come on – I have never touched Photo”chop” and I do better with the rookie paint tools I have…

  2. Simon says:

    Im not entirely sure whats going on here…
    (or how to post an image properly)

  3. Brian says:

    In case this doesn’t work, here’s the link.

  4. Brian says:

    how does one post an image here?

  5. SN says:

    I had to make a few modifications….

  6. Teyecoon says:

    quote: “I personally do think that terrorists (or their supporters – by money, ammunition supply or even sympathy – for that case) trying to awaken our sympathetic feelings towards them by simply spreading forged documentation – is tasteless.”

    Well what do you think of the Bush administration’s actions of paying for positive press articles here and abroad? It’s manipulation of hearts and minds through marketing. We’ve taught the world how to do it.

  7. Milo says:

    Teyecoon: Obviously some learned better than others.

  8. Andy Cactus says:

    Hey…..

  9. Andy Cactus says:

    If you can’t see this then I give up…

  10. dave says:

    Not sure if this is the right way to post the images, but here’s my attempt. I assume it’s just using the img src tag, but if that’s wrong, can someone put a note up for how to do this properly?

  11. dave says:

    Apologies. I know more about Photoshop than I do about HTML. That obviously didn’t work. Here are the links…

  12. John Schumann says:


    The Golden Calf

  13. John Schumann says:

    The Golden Calf

  14. Evan K says:

    Well if you’re copting a Beastie Boys video you at least gotta throw in that giant crab thing.

  15. Hal Jordan says:

    Are Americans still in denial that the world will never find a greater terrorist than the United States?



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