The Title of “Furthest Eyeball Popper” Up for Grabs

Published on September 25th, 2006

Posted by KB in General

It seems to me this could be a nice talent when you come up on a woman with nice boobs.

Claudio Paulo Pinto can pop his eyeballs out of their sockets at least 7 millimeters (0.3 inches), a national record for eye-popping according to RankBrasil, an organization modeled after the Guinness Book of World Records that lists Brazilian records.

A former driver, Pinto got a job scaring visitors in a commercial haunted house in Belo Horizonte, 210 miles north of Rio de Janeiro. But he recently was laid off, and now he seeks international recognition for his ability.

“I was measured by an opthamologist on television in January. I could pop my eyes out 7 millimeters,” Pinto said by telephone Saturday. “Since then, my capacities have improved over 50 percent.”

Current Guinness Book Champion
Kim Goodman of Chicago

Personally, I’m pulling for the American to retain this important title.
Go, Kim, go!

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# 1 RTaylor said, on September 25th, 2006 at 1:48 pm

Humans never cease to amaze.

# 2 Snappy! said, on September 25th, 2006 at 2:25 pm

We’ve stooped to a new low for fame …

# 3 chris said, on September 25th, 2006 at 2:39 pm

we will hit a new low when Fox picks this up and has a “pop-off” to see who the true winner is…..

# 4 Rick said, on September 25th, 2006 at 4:13 pm

I want to see some video on this…though, I don’t know why.

# 5 Richard Brill said, on September 25th, 2006 at 4:52 pm

This is Just to weird!

# 6 Awake said, on September 25th, 2006 at 6:39 pm

Here you go:

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In case the embed does not work:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PB61oPSmk0

# 7 Tom said, on September 25th, 2006 at 7:07 pm

Thats it, its time for an eye ball duel.

# 8 traaxx said, on September 25th, 2006 at 11:20 pm

Looks like you’re continuing to perpetuate a stereo type of an under privileged minority. You really should be ashamed in helping to spreading this nonsense through the internet.

# 9 James Hill said, on September 26th, 2006 at 7:06 am

Relax… If they pop out they can be put back in.

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