Comments on: You think your truck is big? How about using a 7.5 metric ton tank for errands!

By: Ballenger

Ballenger — Wed, 11 Oct 2006 06:03:04 +0000

On #10, scratch “envy”. I need to start drinking more so I will have an excuse for my crappo proofreading.

By: Jägermeister

Jägermeister — Wed, 11 Oct 2006 03:05:13 +0000

#15… That should have been and answer to #12… it’s been a long day…

By: Jägermeister

Jägermeister — Wed, 11 Oct 2006 03:02:36 +0000

#11 – No worries… It takes a while for my wife to get my humor as well.

By: Angel H. Wong

Angel H. Wong — Wed, 11 Oct 2006 01:50:39 +0000

Another man with a small penis driving an armored substitute.

By: OhForTheLoveOf

OhForTheLoveOf — Wed, 11 Oct 2006 01:37:14 +0000

#12

I envy you your wife… Someone to share a meaningful life with…

While you cry with joy, I cry with the despair that can only be sunk deep within after a seeminingly endless string of meaningless short term sexual encounters with the finest women Indiana has to offer….

(you know, when I read it on the screen, it doesn’t seem nearly as cool)

By: Mr. Fusion

Mr. Fusion — Tue, 10 Oct 2006 23:44:43 +0000

#11, My wife doesn’t get it, but I’m crying I’m laughing so hard.

By: Jägermeister

Jägermeister — Tue, 10 Oct 2006 21:53:52 +0000

#7 I measure my masculinity by notches on the bedpost.

So you got something in common with Rosie O’Donnell…

By: Ballenger

Ballenger — Tue, 10 Oct 2006 21:51:56 +0000

This is the worse case of of overcompensating for a small Prinus, er Prius envy I’ve ever seen.

By: Higghawker

Higghawker — Tue, 10 Oct 2006 21:40:03 +0000

Sorry for the hasty post, I digress, I didn’t read the whole article. I stand corrcted.

By: Uncle Dave

Uncle Dave — Tue, 10 Oct 2006 21:20:21 +0000

#7: So how well does does that work with that hammock of yours?

By: OhForTheLoveOf

OhForTheLoveOf — Tue, 10 Oct 2006 21:09:56 +0000

I measure my masculinity by notches on the bedpost.

That might be a crude way to do it, but I get better gas mileage.

By: Eideard

Eideard — Tue, 10 Oct 2006 20:32:34 +0000

There’s a dude over the hill from me who has a 40′s Dodge Power Wagon — still painted in Marine Air Base colors. He uses the damned thing to haul haybales once in a great while; but, he won’t part with it.

By: Miguel

Miguel — Tue, 10 Oct 2006 20:24:07 +0000

Well, I could use one of these here in Portugal. The roads are full of holes…. and assholes… I could drive right over both… No parking spot? No problem, just park over that Audi and Mercedes over there…

And it would be the ultimate offroad vehicle… Those idiots in SUVs wouldn’t stand a chance!

Road rage? Mmmm, don’t think so, would you argue with a guy with a tank?

Great idea! I have to get one!

By: BHK

BHK — Tue, 10 Oct 2006 20:05:30 +0000

I thought about this when I was younger and looked into it. #3 is right – many residential roads are not designed to accomodate 7.5 ton vehicles, much less the sort of treads a tank has. They also tend to exceed the width of a lane, though the smaller ones now coming available may be just the ticket for someone who wants the latest in UAVs (Urban Assault Vehicles.)

By: Higghawker

Higghawker — Tue, 10 Oct 2006 20:00:02 +0000

Wont the tracks tear up the pavement?

Editor’s note: From the article, it has been fitted with “rubber tracks” so as to “protect the road.”