Comments on: One of the Best Dumb Criminals Finds Ever !!!

By: scott

scott — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 21:00:56 +0000

#5, ok, they are stupid:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0228073bandits1.html

By: OhForTheLoveOf

OhForTheLoveOf — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 17:20:06 +0000

#10 Their lucky they didn’t get shot.

You’re lucky we aren’t grading for basic English usage.

By: mark

mark — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 16:40:46 +0000

SN- An Attorney? Aha that explains much;)

By: SN

SN — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 14:51:17 +0000

17. “Robbing a bank insured by the FDIC is a violation of federal law. Hence, the FBI involvement.”

Hey, I’m not arguing that the FBI can’t get involved. Certainly they’d have jurisdiction. I’m just saying that for the past 6 years I’ve worked in a real court dealing with real bank robberies and I’ve never seen the FBI involved in any of them.

The only time the FBI gets involved in state cases is when large amounts of drugs are involved.

I personally think the FBI has better things to do than to track down two unarmed high school girls perpetrating what is essentially a prank. (Well, at least to them.)

By: Wayne Bienek - Web Designer

Wayne Bienek - Web Designer — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 14:07:07 +0000

If they’re so stupid how come the SMART cops havent caught them?!

By: Ron Larson

Ron Larson — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 12:29:01 +0000

Robbing a bank insured by the FDIC is a violation of federal law. Hence, the FBI involvement. It is taken seriously, and these girls could end up in “pound-you-in-the-ass” federal prison.

By: SN

SN — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 11:52:49 +0000

13. “it aint the keystone cops on your ass its FBI”

Not necessarily true. I’m an attorney who works in a court. We’ve had plenty of bank robbers pass through our court and the FBI is never involved. You’ve watched WAY too many police shows.

By: ryan

ryan — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 09:31:22 +0000

Definately awesome diguises! Two men made to look like cute girls! Incredible, they may never be caught.

By: Greg Allen

Greg Allen — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 06:16:56 +0000

That one on the right is actually a 47 year old, 225lb, black guy.

Awesome disguise!

By: mark

mark — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 03:27:18 +0000

9. You rob a bank, and it aint the keystone cops on your ass its FBI, whether they used a weapon or not, that money is marked, they wont get far. They should check the shopping mall first.

By: Brew Kline

Brew Kline — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 02:56:51 +0000

And just to think they only had to blow the bank manager! Dumb.

By: SN

SN — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 02:41:12 +0000

You can find a news video of the story here, after a short commercial.

By: Richard Brill

Richard Brill — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 02:25:43 +0000

Their lucky they didn’t get shot.
I have a hunch that Paris Hilton was driving the get a way car…just a hunch.

By: SN

SN — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 02:18:46 +0000

6. "Oh C’mon, I give em 48 hours tops." You can travel a lot of distance in only 48 hours. Now if they stay where they are, the same state, city, school, etc. The are stupid. But if they're smart they could be far enough away that even when the police figure out who they are, they won't be able to figure out where they are. There was no gun or violence involved, so it's not like they're going to be on any most wanted list. And they look like any thousands of young girls in America. They could blend in and no one would be the wiser. Time will tell just how smart they really are. But it's too soon to tell now.

By: Lauren the Ghoti

Lauren the Ghoti — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 01:43:08 +0000

Where’d this brilliant heist go down?

Ah yes! Joja – home base of Mensa… say. no. more.