Comments on: What Kind of a Creep Steals Cookies from a 7-Year-Old Girl Scout? Cripes!! http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/03/14/what-kind-of-a-creep-steals-cookies-from-a-7-year-old-girl-scout-cripes/ General interest observations and true web-log. Mon, 13 Feb 2012 06:39:26 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: you know http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/03/14/what-kind-of-a-creep-steals-cookies-from-a-7-year-old-girl-scout-cripes/comment-page-2/#comment-2003867 you know Tue, 24 Jan 2012 16:59:33 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=10230#comment-2003867 your full of shit chris u couldnt beat your way out of paper bag. lardass your full of shit chris u couldnt beat your way out of paper bag. lardass

]]> By: Wisc http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/03/14/what-kind-of-a-creep-steals-cookies-from-a-7-year-old-girl-scout-cripes/comment-page-2/#comment-529955 Wisc Sat, 17 Mar 2007 05:05:51 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=10230#comment-529955 I used this site to get information for that i had in my class. This is an excellent site for this information :) I used this site to get information for that i had in my class. This is an excellent site for this information :)

]]> By: Rob http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/03/14/what-kind-of-a-creep-steals-cookies-from-a-7-year-old-girl-scout-cripes/comment-page-2/#comment-528227 Rob Fri, 16 Mar 2007 02:30:03 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=10230#comment-528227 I personally know this kid because I played football with him for two years in 7th and 8th grade. From what I remember this was the craziest son of a bitch I knew and seeing something like this does not surprise me. And no he is not a good kid. If you ask any of my friends I am a fairly passive person but he made me go off. He sprayed deodorant on my football helmet mouthpiece and the next day I cornered him and beat the hell out of him. He isn't big and apparently he likes to hand down the beatings he gets and steal girl scout cookies from little girls? I personally know this kid because I played football with him for two years in 7th and 8th grade. From what I remember this was the craziest son of a bitch I knew and seeing something like this does not surprise me. And no he is not a good kid. If you ask any of my friends I am a fairly passive person but he made me go off. He sprayed deodorant on my football helmet mouthpiece and the next day I cornered him and beat the hell out of him. He isn’t big and apparently he likes to hand down the beatings he gets and steal girl scout cookies from little girls?

]]> By: Dugger http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/03/14/what-kind-of-a-creep-steals-cookies-from-a-7-year-old-girl-scout-cripes/comment-page-1/#comment-527485 Dugger Thu, 15 Mar 2007 15:39:20 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=10230#comment-527485 Stealing from a girl scout is under-reported. I hear several stories locally of girl scout parents that don't turn in their cookie money sales. The individual troops lose out. Troops make only 50 cents per box and have to pay for the boxes sold. When a parent doesn't turn in their money, it takes 4 boxes of cookie sales to break even from the loss of each box that the selfish parent keeps. Stealing from a girl scout is under-reported.

I hear several stories locally of girl scout parents that don’t turn in their cookie money sales.

The individual troops lose out. Troops make only 50 cents per box and have to pay for the boxes sold.

When a parent doesn’t turn in their money, it takes 4 boxes of cookie sales to break even from the loss of each box that the selfish parent keeps.

]]> By: ChrisMac http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/03/14/what-kind-of-a-creep-steals-cookies-from-a-7-year-old-girl-scout-cripes/comment-page-1/#comment-527110 ChrisMac Thu, 15 Mar 2007 05:44:30 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=10230#comment-527110 Send the girl scout to Gitmo for a week as an observer.. (free) 20 hours community work (hard labor) for the perp make sure the perp knows it's the real deal once it turns 18 Send the girl scout to Gitmo for a week as an observer.. (free)

20 hours community work (hard labor) for the perp

make sure the perp knows it’s the real deal once it turns 18

]]> By: tallwookie http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/03/14/what-kind-of-a-creep-steals-cookies-from-a-7-year-old-girl-scout-cripes/comment-page-1/#comment-527092 tallwookie Thu, 15 Mar 2007 05:04:52 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=10230#comment-527092 “What punishment would you suggest?” Have this guy confess of what he did on video, then give each if the kids in the troop an inflatable hammer (the big kind you see now and again at county fairs) and then have them beat the hell out of this guy - then post that on Youtube. “What punishment would you suggest?”

Have this guy confess of what he did on video, then give each if the kids in the troop an inflatable hammer (the big kind you see now and again at county fairs) and then have them beat the hell out of this guy – then post that on Youtube.

]]> By: curmudgen http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/03/14/what-kind-of-a-creep-steals-cookies-from-a-7-year-old-girl-scout-cripes/comment-page-1/#comment-527040 curmudgen Thu, 15 Mar 2007 03:47:39 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=10230#comment-527040 #16 Then have Den Mothers (?)cause a traffic jam and riot when they jump out of their cars to beat the shit out of him !! Sounds like a plan to me. Happen in my home town when an animal abuser was sentenced to wearing a sign near a busy mall plaza. Fifteen minutes and they had to shut it down for fear of life and limb. #16
Then have Den Mothers (?)cause a traffic jam and riot when they jump out of their cars to beat the shit out of him !!
Sounds like a plan to me.

Happen in my home town when an animal abuser was sentenced to wearing a sign near a busy mall plaza. Fifteen minutes and they had to shut it down for fear of life and limb.

]]> By: RonD http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/03/14/what-kind-of-a-creep-steals-cookies-from-a-7-year-old-girl-scout-cripes/comment-page-1/#comment-526900 RonD Thu, 15 Mar 2007 00:59:49 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=10230#comment-526900 Make him wear a sign in the busiest part of town during rush hour for a week: "I steal cookies from Girl Scouts." Make him wear a sign in the busiest part of town during rush hour for a week: “I steal cookies from Girl Scouts.”

]]> By: mark http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/03/14/what-kind-of-a-creep-steals-cookies-from-a-7-year-old-girl-scout-cripes/comment-page-1/#comment-526811 mark Wed, 14 Mar 2007 23:38:16 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=10230#comment-526811 10 Fusion- I like your suggestion except at the meeting he must wear the uniform, and pass inspection. 10 Fusion- I like your suggestion except at the meeting he must wear the uniform, and pass inspection.

]]> By: Dennis http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/03/14/what-kind-of-a-creep-steals-cookies-from-a-7-year-old-girl-scout-cripes/comment-page-1/#comment-526766 Dennis Wed, 14 Mar 2007 23:14:43 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=10230#comment-526766 There was an instance of a person robbing Girl Scouts outside a local supermarket here in the Northwest: http://tinyurl.com/22mvhe He did not bother with the cookies, but rather the money they were making. Also and instance of Counterfeit Cash being used to buy a box or two. What lengths some people will go to to get Samoas and Thin Mints! <em>[Editor: Please use tinyurl. Thanks!]</em> There was an instance of a person robbing Girl Scouts outside a local supermarket here in the Northwest:
http://tinyurl.com/22mvhe
He did not bother with the cookies, but rather the money they were making.

Also and instance of Counterfeit Cash being used to buy a box or two.

What lengths some people will go to to get Samoas and Thin Mints!

[Editor: Please use tinyurl. Thanks!]

]]> By: James Hill http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/03/14/what-kind-of-a-creep-steals-cookies-from-a-7-year-old-girl-scout-cripes/comment-page-1/#comment-526757 James Hill Wed, 14 Mar 2007 23:09:12 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=10230#comment-526757 <i>What punishment would you suggest?</i> Death is too kind of a fate. I'd suggest time with #1 or #6. What punishment would you suggest?

Death is too kind of a fate. I’d suggest time with #1 or #6.

]]> By: OhForTheLoveOf http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/03/14/what-kind-of-a-creep-steals-cookies-from-a-7-year-old-girl-scout-cripes/comment-page-1/#comment-526703 OhForTheLoveOf Wed, 14 Mar 2007 22:36:22 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=10230#comment-526703 #6 - You have a funny definition of non-profit :-) #6 – You have a funny definition of non-profit :-)

]]> By: Jägermeister http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/03/14/what-kind-of-a-creep-steals-cookies-from-a-7-year-old-girl-scout-cripes/comment-page-1/#comment-526650 Jägermeister Wed, 14 Mar 2007 21:53:19 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=10230#comment-526650 Idiots... they amuse and scare me... Well, this guy will have to eat wieners for some years to come. Idiots… they amuse and scare me… Well, this guy will have to eat wieners for some years to come.

]]> By: Mr. Fusion http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/03/14/what-kind-of-a-creep-steals-cookies-from-a-7-year-old-girl-scout-cripes/comment-page-1/#comment-526647 Mr. Fusion Wed, 14 Mar 2007 21:50:13 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=10230#comment-526647 In my opinion, jail wouldn't teach the kid anything. It would just give him bragging rights with the rest of his degenerate crowd. I would give him extra community service, such as 250 hours of cleaning some public spaces, such as parks, sidewalks, etc. I wouldn't supervise the guy, but I would have the Girl Scout Troop to inspect the area afterwards and sign off on how good he did his job. Another punishment would be ti sit in on several Girl Scout Meetings. Just sit in the corner. Not a peep out of him. Any movement or talking would automatically cancel his community service and kick in a jail sentence. In my opinion, jail wouldn’t teach the kid anything. It would just give him bragging rights with the rest of his degenerate crowd.

I would give him extra community service, such as 250 hours of cleaning some public spaces, such as parks, sidewalks, etc. I wouldn’t supervise the guy, but I would have the Girl Scout Troop to inspect the area afterwards and sign off on how good he did his job.

Another punishment would be ti sit in on several Girl Scout Meetings. Just sit in the corner. Not a peep out of him. Any movement or talking would automatically cancel his community service and kick in a jail sentence.

]]> By: hhopper http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/03/14/what-kind-of-a-creep-steals-cookies-from-a-7-year-old-girl-scout-cripes/comment-page-1/#comment-526639 hhopper Wed, 14 Mar 2007 21:43:08 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=10230#comment-526639 They ought to make him wear a girl scout outfit and sell cookies for a week. They ought to make him wear a girl scout outfit and sell cookies for a week.

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