New and Sudden Confession of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed (aka Fat Tony) Says He Is Responsible for Pretty Much Everything

Published on March 15th, 2007

Suddenly becomes motormouth Mohammed

Pakistani terrorist claims he masterminded 9/11-The United States-World-NEWS-The Times of India — Does anyone find both the timing of this bullshit a little odd not to mention the fact that this guy is essentailly crediting himself with all sorts of unrelated acts that would be impossible for him to coordinate from his Pakistan shithole? But that’s ok, just look at all the horrible things he was about to do before we caught him. Good work, huh? We stopped him just in time.

Prediction, next we find out that Saddam was the other mastermind.

WASHINGTON: A Pakistani national, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, has claimed he masterminded the Sept 11 attacks on the United States and 30 other terrorist attacks and plots around the world.

In a confession before a tribunal at the US military’s Guantanamo Bay prison camp in Cuba, he also claimed that he shared responsibility for several other major plots, including ones to assassinate Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf, former US presidents, Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter, and Pope John Paul.

“I was responsible for the 9/11 Operation, from A to Z,” said top Al Qaeda suspect Khalid Mohammed, speaking through a personal representative, at Saturday’s tribunal hearing, according to the transcript released by the Pentagon here on Wednesday. Certain portions of the confession were omitted for security reasons.

He also confessed to the beheading of Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl in a section of the statement that was excised from the public document, according to media reports.

Pearl was abducted in January 2002 in Pakistan while researching a story on Islamic militancy. Mohammed has long been a suspect in the slaying, which was captured on video.

Mohammed also claimed responsibility for a 1993 attack on New York’s World Trade Centre, the bombing of two nightclubs in Bali, Indonesia, and an attempt to down two American airplanes using shoe bombs.

By the way, I thought it was pretty well-established that the shoe-bomber was working as a lone wolf. And if Khalid was behind everything and we have caught him then isn’t the war on terror over? Why do I see a perpetual orange alert at the airport?

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# 1 Les said, on March 15th, 2007 at 8:35 am

I think the resemblance to Ron Jeremy is too strong to be mere coincidence.

# 2 John C Dvorak said, on March 15th, 2007 at 8:41 am

Good point. And it does look like he had a hard night. Er…..

# 3 Janky-o said, on March 15th, 2007 at 8:42 am

Heck, if the CIA tortured me, I’d confess to causing the collapse of the subprime mortgage industry as well as flying all four planes on 9/11. Does anybody find the confession of a tortured man credible?

# 4 Sounds the Alarm said, on March 15th, 2007 at 8:45 am

He has a face only a baseball bat could love.

# 5 mark said, on March 15th, 2007 at 8:45 am

1. Took the words right out of my mouth, thats Ron Jeremy (The Hedgehog). But seriously John, I must agree with your assessment, except I’ll give it a 10 on the BS Meter. Its amazing what torture can do.

# 6 Dennis said, on March 15th, 2007 at 8:45 am

Were his last words to the ‘Tribunal’ — “Okay, can you kill me now? Cause I am tired of waiting” ?

# 7 Richard Brill said, on March 15th, 2007 at 8:48 am

He looks lot the bum hat works in my local candy store.
We had him long enough to confess anything.
Hey John cool BS meter…

# 8 Ken in Berkeley said, on March 15th, 2007 at 8:54 am

Is this guy’s confession supposed to provide closure for the 2/3’s of Americans who still buy our government’s 9/11 fable? He does not even look like he could have masterminded a robbery at a local 7-11 convience store to me.

# 9 Richard Brill said, on March 15th, 2007 at 8:57 am

Well its certainly not a fable and I doubt this is a closure
911 was very real.
Hes just one of the many cogs in the wheel

# 10 Nth of the 49th said, on March 15th, 2007 at 8:58 am

Your BS meter is very lenient, John.

# 11 bill said, on March 15th, 2007 at 8:58 am

More like a 9 or 10!
Hang him anyway…

# 12 Anthony said, on March 15th, 2007 at 9:00 am

If i was tortured for that long time i’d confess i slept with paris hilton.

Some few more years of torture and i’d admit the real reason why anna nicole-smith commit suicide was because i dumped her for britney that i dumped then too for a bag of cotton. Now look what’s happening to her.

Anyway, i feel sorry for all the people who are bombarded with such propaganda and actually believe it.

# 13 Richard Brill said, on March 15th, 2007 at 9:01 am

Where’s num locks he hasn’t posted in a while?

# 14 J said, on March 15th, 2007 at 9:03 am

John

I thought and said the exact same thing to my wife yesterday when it was “Breaking News”

# 15 John Paradox said, on March 15th, 2007 at 9:08 am

If i was tortured for that long time i’d confess i slept with paris hilton.

That would be double torture……. (if you HAD s/w/p/h)

J/P=?

# 16 Gary Marks said, on March 15th, 2007 at 9:16 am

This just in…..
KSM confessed to kidnapping the Lindbergh baby.

# 17 Paul Tevis said, on March 15th, 2007 at 9:16 am

I think there’s little doubt he was involved with 9/11. That’s more than enough. Water boarding isn’t enough to get information out of terrorists like Khalid Sheikh Mohammed. Luckily Mr. Mohammed is a weak pig and water boarding got some info out of him.

# 18 Brenda Helverson said, on March 15th, 2007 at 9:18 am

This is a ploy to get Abu Gonzales and the U.S. Attorney firing scandal out of the headlines and make Disaster of Epic Proportions bush look tough on terror.

As others have pointed out, there is no bottom to the pool of scum that inhabit the DoEPbush White House.

# 19 chitown said, on March 15th, 2007 at 9:44 am

this guy has been in custody for what 3 years or so. and now he confesses. yeah right. also, didn’t someone already confess to killing Daniel Pearl?

it’s a shame that I can rarely believe anything that comes out of any branch of our government today. don’t get me wrong, I would always question, but now I hardly ever consider the possibility that there my be truth in what is being said.

# 20 John C Dvorak said, on March 15th, 2007 at 9:59 am

I think the White House has lost its touch with this sort of thing. It comes from abusing the privilege. And it may indeed have been done to take the spotlight off of Gonzalez. Makes sense.

# 21 JimR said, on March 15th, 2007 at 10:06 am

Well then! That ties all the loose ends up nicely.

Good work George!

# 22 mark said, on March 15th, 2007 at 10:09 am

It is so over the top only a blithering idiot would believe it. This, I believe is what the government thinks of us. Maybe they have a case.

# 23 nathaniel said, on March 15th, 2007 at 10:48 am

I’ve been wondering why this guy hasn’t been brought to trial, while the government has been going after nobodies like Jose Padilla.

This guy should be tried by jury in New York. And definitely not in a military tribunal.

I just wonder if a confession this ludicrous could actually jeopardize the case against him.

# 24 Peter iNova said, on March 15th, 2007 at 10:53 am

Apparently they left out the part where he confessed to killing OJ’s ex.

# 25 ECA said, on March 15th, 2007 at 10:57 am

OK,
interesting senerio…
Im waiting for SOME group to pop up and say…
WE instigated the WHOLE thing…
WE saw 2 groups infighing and thought…Why not, they will Never believe the OTHER didnt do it.

REALLY, think how easy it would be.

# 26 RuralRob said, on March 15th, 2007 at 11:01 am

Some plumber somewhere must have made a heck of a living unclogging this guy’s bathtub drain every couple of days.

# 27 Noam Sane said, on March 15th, 2007 at 11:13 am

Pretty funny, John. Thanks for the laugh. Anybody who doesn’t think this is to get Gonzalez off the front page is a maroon. They’re just trying to hold on to him until Friday afternoon at 4.

# 28 meetsy said, on March 15th, 2007 at 11:17 am

How do we even know this guy isn’t some actor they cast to fake a “big news event”? He looks like he’s right out of Central Casting. “Quick, we need an Arab looking guy, tough but, not too tough. You know, think the midnight shift at the 7/11…”
Now I get it. The movie “Wag the Dog” was a documentary. You know “A Hollywood producer. A Washington spin-doctor. When they get together, they can make you believe anything. “

# 29 Chris said, on March 15th, 2007 at 11:26 am

You don’t think that this guy ever left his “shithole” in Pakistan or didn’t have communication from inside his “shithole”? You don’t think that maybe he wasn’t always in Pakistan, and may have come there following the fall of the Taliban in Afganistan? You can’t believe that the Al-Qaeda number three had a large hand in the operations of Al-Qaeda? Take off your liberal sunglasses and consider that even though the Bush Administration says he’s evil, that he MIGHT actually be evil? Incredible…

# 30 Roc Rizzo said, on March 15th, 2007 at 11:36 am

In addition to what the MSM has reported,
He’s already confessed to:
1) The Lincoln assassination
2) The Sacco and Vanzetti bombings
3) Sinking the battleship Maine
4) Sinking the ocean liner Titanic
5) Sinking the ocean liner Andrea Doria
6) Crashing the Staten Island ferry
7) Convincing the Supreme Court not to count ballots in Florida in 2000
Starting the Cuban missile crisis
9) The 1918 influenza outbreak
10) The Kennedy assassination (both John and Robert)
11) The Martin Luther King assassination
12) The Triangle Shirtwaist Fire
13) Not paying parking tickets in Boston, New York, and Washington, DC
14) Cheating on his taxes
15) Saying that the check is in the mail when it wasn’t
16) Creating jock itch
17) The pain of psoriasis
18) Passing “go” and not collecting $200
19) Not eating all of his vegetables
20) Saying that “the dog did it” when he really did
21) Flying a B-29 into the Empire State Building
22) Original Sin.

and that’s only the tip of the iceberg.

# 31 Danijel said, on March 15th, 2007 at 11:48 am

29# I guess that is why John put it at “fishy” on his scale and didn’t go all the way, but in terms of probability I’d also put it somewhere around 10-20% probable… All in all it’s a pretty weak experiment and even if some folks at the White House would like it, that won’t justify the Guantanamo Bay detention camp for most of the people….

# 32 John C Dvorak said, on March 15th, 2007 at 11:59 am

So Chris, I take it you believe that he’s the trigger man for Pearl too, although the real guy was already named. OK, let’s say he wasn’t in his Pakistan shithole. He was in his Afghanistan shithole on the phone all day doing deals. There are not enough hours in the day to manage all these special events let alone mastermind them all. The whole things is fishy unless you’re extremely gullible. And, again, why is this suddenly revealed now? Oh, wait, a coincidence. Yes, like those fake terror alerts we were given during critical times in the 2004 election, right? The ones that they admitted to doing. Brother.

Have another drink Chris. It goes down easy.

# 33 Pfkad said, on March 15th, 2007 at 12:53 pm

Mission Accomplished, the sequel!

Sadly, I too have lost all faith in the credibility of this administration. The BS Meter seems about right to me.

# 34 Mr. Fusion said, on March 15th, 2007 at 1:39 pm

#30, Good list but you missed one of the most important.

Is he responsible for all those missing socks in my laundry?

# 35 Ballenger said, on March 15th, 2007 at 1:46 pm

I doubt torturing this guy was necessary. More than likely they just threatened him with “talk or we’re sending you to a day-spa for a full body wax job”.

Aside from the how or why of the confession, given the unrelenting accusations of media manipulation directed at the Bush White House, timing the release of the statement so that it did not to appear to be a smoke screen, would have made more sense if the intention was to maximize the credibility of Fat Hairy Tony’s statement, if such a thing is possible. Then again, displaying interest in what the largest numbers of Americans think hasn’t been their fort.

# 36 Angel H. Wong said, on March 15th, 2007 at 1:49 pm

Imagine all the Bear BDSM footage the US Army has on him.

# 37 dd smithe said, on March 15th, 2007 at 2:56 pm

Wow, another Lee Harvey Oswald!

# 38 Richard Brill said, on March 15th, 2007 at 3:38 pm

Meetsy, LOL, you always add a funny slant on the topic…
I know I wouldn’t trust this guy making my gyro.

# 39 Mr. Fusion said, on March 15th, 2007 at 3:41 pm

#35, Good point. It doesn’t matter how much faith we can put into the No Torture bit, this administration has lost all it’s credibility with Americans. It wouldn’t matter if he begged them to hear him out 15 minutes after they caught him. We just don’t believe it. The meter is too conservative.

The Bush Administration couldn’t convince anyone that it is light out on a sunny day. To think that they once had 90% approval ratings.

# 40 Brew Kline said, on March 15th, 2007 at 3:50 pm

“I was responsible for the 9/11 Operation, from A to Z,” said top Al Qaeda suspect Khalid Mohammed”

THERE ARE NO ALPHABETS IN “9/11″, TURKEY!

# 41 Richard Brill said, on March 15th, 2007 at 3:57 pm

Meetsy, I did a search in The international movie database and the only match that comes close to this guy is Captain Kanaroo. I will check casting calls next….

# 42 Smartalix said, on March 15th, 2007 at 4:20 pm

Need I say more?

# 43 John C Dvorak said, on March 15th, 2007 at 5:15 pm

Alix, Since I know you are in Germany at CeBIT, I then have to assume that you carry that pic of you and Ron with you where ever you go? Hm..

# 44 Angel H. Wong said, on March 15th, 2007 at 5:30 pm

#42 Alix.

I’m jealous of you

# 45 Jägermeister said, on March 15th, 2007 at 6:26 pm

#42

O’boy… now you’re in trouble with DHS…

# 46 mark said, on March 15th, 2007 at 8:31 pm

Alix you are THE MAN!!!!!!!!! be careful though, Ive seen him hurt people with that thing.

# 47 traaxx said, on March 15th, 2007 at 11:29 pm

Whatever,

Liberal/Commies seem to really care about this, I doubt it. Their real interest is in being suicidal, gee here we have an individual from the Religion of Peace confessing to a bunch of crimes, and maybe this individual, that most certainly would glibly behead anyone of the little pervert Liberal/Commies, was tortured. What is torture today anyway, being keep up, listening to Barbara Streisand music? Yep, I’m sure that the number three man in Al Qaeda didn’t have anything to do with these crimes, I’m sure he wouldn’t have taken credit for plans someone else thought of, this only happens with American Managers? Yep, just another criminal that the leftist can’t wait to release into the general population as another ‘agent of change’. What’s the timing, nothing is really happening. Maybe it’s suppose to be the budget, like any liberal/commie in congress is brave enough to really deny the US troops the money.

I don’t think liberals/commies drink cool-aid, but wherever they are it must snow a lot and end up their nose. These Dehimmis should realize that Islam doesn’t tolerate such winter sports.

Since the picture seems to be important to a few Dehimmis, Dvorak should tell everyone where he got it rather than pretend it’s a recent picture during the court trial. The meter must be stuck from being around Mr.Dvorak so long, ie who really cares!

# 48 John C Dvorak said, on March 15th, 2007 at 11:49 pm

First of all it is Dhimmis

Secondly I love that pic!

# 49 Smartalix said, on March 16th, 2007 at 12:55 am

47,

The picture was taken at CES this January. I caught Ron Jeremy in the hall on the way to the Adult Entertainment Show and just had to have my picture taken with him. I thought he was cool for stopping to take the time. (SO I just happened to have it on my hard drive, John.)

# 50 Chris said, on March 16th, 2007 at 3:56 am

Wow, I got smacked down by the man himself. I’m humbled. Let me preface this by stating that I don’t think he did nearly all he said he did, it was probably under coercion, and criminal minds do tend to aggrandize themselves. BUT, this guy is a terrorist, by admission and by facts, so at the least he should be tried and imprisoned for the rest of his life, at minimum. He IS a bad guy, right? btw…I recently changed from R to I, so I THINK I’m growing as a person…lol.

# 51 Sic_n_Tired said, on March 16th, 2007 at 5:49 am

#47 What is torture today anyway,

Trying to make sense of your childish ramblings for one!!
You need some new words to misspell.
BTW, your Village still misses you.

# 52 John C Dvorak said, on March 16th, 2007 at 8:01 am

And Chris, you got a picture as a bonus!! Rare.

# 53 Jeff said, on March 16th, 2007 at 8:03 am

>Listening to Barbara Streisand music?
You kind of had an interesting post until then. Now we just know you are a right-wing nut. Yes, the liberal media is out to get you and they are doing it through pop culture icons that are from the 70s. Be afraid, be very afraid. Were out to get the conservative/fascists all over the world through rock and hip-hop music. You might want to stay off the Kool-Aid yourself, or better yet check yourself into rehab.

>Yep, I’m sure that the number three man in Al Qaeda didn’t have >anything to do with these crimes, I’m sure he wouldn’t have taken >credit for plans someone else thought of, this only happens with >American Managers?
Most people are not questioning his involvement but rather the timing of news releases like this.

>These Dehimmis should realize that Islam doesn’t tolerate such >winter sports.
Here come the usually racist religious arguments. Enough with the Dehimmis comments (Western civilization isn’t falling). Maybe your disconnected reality is just causing typical paranoid visions of stuff that really isn’t happening (you know like the Soviets planning to take over American during the Clinton Administration by rightwing talk radio nutcakes).

# 54 Greg Allen said, on March 16th, 2007 at 8:26 am

They tortured him so much at Gitmo that he also confessed to being the father of Anna Nichole Smith’s baby.

# 55 Greg Allen said, on March 16th, 2007 at 8:33 am

Seriously, this is an example of why torture should never be allowed. It corrupts the whole legal system. Once you torture someone, it creates reasonable doubt about anything and everything he confesses to.

# 56 Mr. Fusion said, on March 16th, 2007 at 6:05 pm

#54, that must have taken quite the torture. I understand she wasn’t a virgin.

# 57 MikeN said, on March 16th, 2007 at 6:29 pm

Is the media going to try and get to the redacted parts of the confession? Particularly, did he have anything to do with the bombing of TWA800(officially a mechanical failure)?

# 58 doug said, on March 16th, 2007 at 6:55 pm

#39. Frankly, if I had confidence that he was responsible for about half of what he supposedly confessed to, I would say, give him a fair trial, then stand him up against the wall and let’s get on with it..

But no, we have been lied to so very much that we can’t be sure of any of it. Bastards.

And I think Dhimmi is plural. No “s.” Just something for us “liberal/commies” to remember.

(Is it me or do the most militant of the pro-Western chauvinists have the least confidence in Western Civilization?)

# 59 Dove said, on March 17th, 2007 at 10:31 am

Not only! In addition, Sheikh Mohammed ALSO confessed to playing a leading role in THIRTY – yes, count them: 30 – additional terrorist plots! This a stunning range of terrorist activities he claims to have had a hand in including both the 1993 and 2001 assaults on the World Trade Center, as well as the beheading of the Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl, attacks on Heathrow airport, Big Ben and Canary Wharf in UK, and still more!

Great article Here:
http://www.signs-of-the-times.org/articles/show/128665-Khalid+Sheikh+Mohammed%3A+The+Wally-World+of+Wickedness%21

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