Iranian Students pelt UK embassy

In an attempt to Westernize yet put their own flavor on things, the Russian Republic of Kazakhstan has replaced the Hammer throw with the Dead Cat Toss. Though the translation is not spot on, the idea behind the dead cat toss is the same as the hammer throw: distance.

Participants wind up, with cat in hand and fling the dead animal as far as they can without going over the line. This competition started in the farming regions outside of Astana and then eventually migrated into the suburban setting.

According to Kazakhstan farmer Boris Gabovski, “In the country there are many dead cats to be found. So, we just fling them. We had no idea that this would cat on in a sport.” Apparently, it has since the Kazakhstan Dead Cat Tossing team made their way to Anaheim, California recently to show off the finer points to interested suburban Americans (in photo).

Rumor has it the FDA and the US Olympic Committee will be jointly announcing on Monday that the reason behind the poisoning of pets in North America was to provide materials for the growth of this new sport here.

Apologies to Opal.

Google announces free in-home wireless broadband service

Published in April 1st, 2007

Posted by Eideard in General

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Google today announced the launch of Google TiSP (BETA)™, a free in-home wireless broadband service that delivers online connectivity via users’ plumbing systems.