An Italian doctor has reconstructed vaginas for two women born with a rare congenital deformation, using their own cells to build vaginal tissue in the lab for the first time.

Dr. Cinzia Marchese of Rome’s Policlinico Umberto I hospital, giving details of the operations on Wednesday, told Reuters a 28-year-old woman who underwent the first such operation a year ago now has a healthy vagina.

“She has got married and is living a normal life,” said Marchese, whose study has been published in the journal Human Reproduction.

What percentage of men reading this article are thinking, “I wonder if they could build me something new and completely unnatural?”

  1. hhopper says:

    What in the world does a giant rooster have to do with a vagina???

    No, on second thought, don’t answer that.

  2. luc-movel says:

    “I wonder if they could build me something new and completely unnatural?”

    Okay, now I believe it: you really don’t get any spam.

  3. Brian says:

    #1, My guess that most of the geeks here have never seen one, much less close enough to recognize it.

    Trust me geeks, they do not look (or taste) like a chicken.

  4. Iamanassholetoo says:

    #3 is obviously the ignorant and insecure one, wishing he knew what ‘one’ looks and tastes like.

    Why else make such a prepubescent comment?

  5. venom monger says:

    Does the refurb come with the same warranty as a new one?

  6. pjakobs says:

    warranty? what warranty?

  7. Chris says:

    Thats a helluva c**t-stunt

  8. JoaoPT says:

    That i’d like to see…

  9. BubbaRay says:

    Did you hear about the new ‘designer’ versions? Good Grief !!

  10. Mr. Fusion says:

    #1, hopper,
    Maybe Ed is suggesting this might be just another one of those cock and bull stories, hence the (ahem) rooster.

    If the deformity wasn’t so critical to the women affected, this could have been very funny.

  11. Anonymous Coward says:

    These ads were posted by Google when I hit this page, you can’t make this up:

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  12. laineypie says:

    I want a new vagina! mine sucks ever since i had that kid…

  13. Anonymous Coward says:

    Maybe you should limit the number of kids?? It’s a vagina not a clown car.

  14. OmarThe Alien says:

    It has a certain chickeny taste to it, kind of like the dead chicken I fetched from the outhouse that one hot and really drunk day. I think that was a chicken, it squawked when I grabbed it and flapped around quite a bit while I drowned it in the pit.

  15. BubbaRay says:

    #13, laineypie, did you see the ‘designer’ post at #9? And no, I’m not going to make any sexist comments about your post (although you really left yourself open). Dang, was that a sexist comment? Forgive me.

  16. Gary Marks says:

    If doctors can build a better vagina, complete with the full bouquet of pheromones that normally accompany the all-natural model, then I certainly have to take off my hat (and possibly a few other articles of clothing).

    Go science! These women prayed in vain for new vaginas, but it took science to actually deliver them 😉

  17. tallwookie says:

    #1 – I believe that the picture is in reference to a “Giant Cock”.


    Now i need a FemBot

  18. me says:

    “What percentage of men reading this article are thinking, “I wonder if they could build me something new and completely unnatural?”

    Its called the Fleshlight


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