Letter of the Day Dept. Dear Miriam, can you help me?

By Thursday June 21, 2007

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29 Comments
  1. RTaylor says:
    6/21/2007 at 7:03 am

    Hell, that’s the best advice I could offer up.

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  2. bobbo says:
    6/21/2007 at 7:05 am

    I was thinking the same. Check all the wires, lines, and springs. Whats wrong with these clueless women?

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  3. Mr. Fusion says:
    6/21/2007 at 7:21 am

    That advice is obviously from someone trying to make them self sound intelligent. The VERY FIRST thing should have been to check the gas gage. The next thing would be to check if the engine will turn over. Only after those two things should you bother checking hoses and wires.

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  4. DavidtheDuke says:
    6/21/2007 at 7:25 am

    what’s wrong with you people? SHE’S ALMOST DIVORCED! You men and your cars…

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  5. moss says:
    6/21/2007 at 7:38 am

    #4 – yeah, but, she’s probably going to take the car with her. Or the house. Or both.

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  6. ralph says:
    6/21/2007 at 7:44 am

    is she now considered a lesbian if she makes love to him? Maybe there was water in the gas tank?

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  7. Sounds the Alarm says:
    6/21/2007 at 7:54 am

    I’d bet just out of gas. Simple is usually the best answer except for my car

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  8. bobbo says:
    6/21/2007 at 8:07 am

    #3–you are quite right. But that is so obvious, it had to be something else? Actually a close second read turned up the fact that the husband was wearing her underwear. That got me to thinking. Either she is a big ol’ gal, or he is rather petite himself?

    Now I’m 6’3″ and I have always wanted to be just a bit closer to the ladies. Frustrating to find one you like and she’s 5’2″. Thats what I think when I see Angelina and Brad==almost the same height. Bet he wears her underwear too!

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  9. sh says:
    6/21/2007 at 8:27 am

    Get out the whips and chains and beat his ass til he begs for more.

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  10. Angel H. Wong says:
    6/21/2007 at 9:06 am

    She should be pimping him out on the streets.

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  11. Diana says:
    6/21/2007 at 9:09 am

    Miriam must be a man….lol!

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  12. OhForTheLoveOf says:
    6/21/2007 at 9:42 am

    Maybe Miriam’s column is about cars?

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  13. ralph says:
    6/21/2007 at 9:45 am

    Maybe Miriam is the husband?!

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  14. Miguel says:
    6/21/2007 at 9:55 am

    C’mon guys, we always knew women were weirdos when it comes to cars… :D

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  15. DixonAgee says:
    6/21/2007 at 10:15 am

    … check out the last line in the clipping.

    “Engine misfires and husband addicted to porn.”

    This appears to be normal fare for a wacky column.

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  16. meetsy says:
    6/21/2007 at 10:45 am

    I guess Miriam only reads the first few lines….and the editor who wrote the summary doesn’t read either. How in the HELL is the husband addicted to porn?
    ….Hasn’t she noticed that her underwear is all stretched out in the wrong places? What a ding dong!

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  17. OhForTheLoveOf says:
    6/21/2007 at 11:37 am

    Meetsy… The editor doesn’t think the husband is addicted to porn… That’s just option one on the dial in for advice line…

    If your car wont start and your husband is addicted to porn, press 1
    If your car veers to the left, and your husband can’t get aroused, press 2
    If your car burns too much gas and your husband is TheGlobalWarmer, press 3

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  18. ECA says:
    6/21/2007 at 1:35 pm

    A Bored mind, will do many things to keep itself entertained and Functioning. Its better then Fighting depression, and NOT looking for work.

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  19. TheGlobalWarmer says:
    6/21/2007 at 1:50 pm

    #17 – If your husband has gas and is a GlobalWarmer press 4
    You may press 5 at any time.
    If you like 6, please press 7…..

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  20. elliot says:
    6/21/2007 at 2:33 pm

    I think it is from the UK adult comic , “Viz”.
    http://www.viz.co.uk/

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