Comments on: Thumbs Too Big For iPhones, etc? Get Them “Whittled.” http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/08/09/thumbs-too-big-for-iphones-etc-get-them-whittled/ General interest observations and true web-log. Sun, 12 Feb 2012 21:51:34 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Mr. Fusion http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/08/09/thumbs-too-big-for-iphones-etc-get-them-whittled/comment-page-2/#comment-742850 Mr. Fusion Fri, 10 Aug 2007 16:01:02 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=13087#comment-742850 #20, It might have helped if your father had taken the condom out of the wrapper first. #20, It might have helped if your father had taken the condom out of the wrapper first.

]]> By: Colorado http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/08/09/thumbs-too-big-for-iphones-etc-get-them-whittled/comment-page-2/#comment-742770 Colorado Fri, 10 Aug 2007 15:07:40 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=13087#comment-742770 Bonnie Brae is an old subdivision in Denver. It is most famous for the Bonnie Brae Tavern. a pizza joint, where I suspect this was written. Bonnie Brae is an old subdivision in Denver. It is most famous for the Bonnie Brae Tavern. a pizza joint, where I suspect this was written.

]]> By: James Hill http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/08/09/thumbs-too-big-for-iphones-etc-get-them-whittled/comment-page-1/#comment-742719 James Hill Fri, 10 Aug 2007 14:35:34 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=13087#comment-742719 #18 - We didn't need any more proof you're a loser, but thanks anyway. #19 - Personally, I switch back and forth between my thumbs and index finger... just like I did with other smartphones. #18 – We didn’t need any more proof you’re a loser, but thanks anyway.

#19 – Personally, I switch back and forth between my thumbs and index finger… just like I did with other smartphones.

]]> By: Angus http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/08/09/thumbs-too-big-for-iphones-etc-get-them-whittled/comment-page-1/#comment-742531 Angus Fri, 10 Aug 2007 11:49:00 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=13087#comment-742531 The problem with the iphone is that your natural inclination, based on the way you hold the phone, is to type with your thumb, which is virtually impossible for an average male. Once you realize you need to use your finger, it's all good. The problem with the iphone is that your natural inclination, based on the way you hold the phone, is to type with your thumb, which is virtually impossible for an average male. Once you realize you need to use your finger, it’s all good.

]]> By: Mr. Fusion http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/08/09/thumbs-too-big-for-iphones-etc-get-them-whittled/comment-page-1/#comment-742469 Mr. Fusion Fri, 10 Aug 2007 10:45:35 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=13087#comment-742469 #11, It might help if you took the condom out of the wrapper first. #16, Hey, they give me a place to put those phony $20 bills in the titty bars. #11,
It might help if you took the condom out of the wrapper first.

#16,
Hey, they give me a place to put those phony $20 bills in the titty bars.

]]> By: Robin http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/08/09/thumbs-too-big-for-iphones-etc-get-them-whittled/comment-page-1/#comment-742402 Robin Fri, 10 Aug 2007 09:35:01 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=13087#comment-742402 Isn't this like the Grimm version of "Cinderella"? Where they cut of the heels to fit the glass shoe? Isn’t this like the Grimm version of “Cinderella”? Where they cut of the heels to fit the glass shoe?

]]> By: Lauren the Ghoti http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/08/09/thumbs-too-big-for-iphones-etc-get-them-whittled/comment-page-1/#comment-742343 Lauren the Ghoti Fri, 10 Aug 2007 08:34:54 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=13087#comment-742343 ...and you actually think this is ridiculous - but women having plastic bags of silicone goo stuck under their skin is OK, right? Puh-leeeze. …and you actually think this is ridiculous – but women having plastic bags of silicone goo stuck under their skin is OK, right?

Puh-leeeze.

]]> By: Awake http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/08/09/thumbs-too-big-for-iphones-etc-get-them-whittled/comment-page-1/#comment-742258 Awake Fri, 10 Aug 2007 06:39:59 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=13087#comment-742258 Someone "whittled" his brain a loooong time ago. Let me guess... he was first in line at the local Apple store also. Someone “whittled” his brain a loooong time ago.
Let me guess… he was first in line at the local Apple store also.

]]> By: Ron Larson http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/08/09/thumbs-too-big-for-iphones-etc-get-them-whittled/comment-page-1/#comment-742045 Ron Larson Fri, 10 Aug 2007 02:23:08 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=13087#comment-742045 Why does story this reek of onion? Why does story this reek of onion?

]]> By: hhopper http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/08/09/thumbs-too-big-for-iphones-etc-get-them-whittled/comment-page-1/#comment-742021 hhopper Fri, 10 Aug 2007 02:05:01 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=13087#comment-742021 If this is true, the guy is a complete idiot. I think he should get the BubbaRayDipDork Moron Award. If this is true, the guy is a complete idiot. I think he should get the BubbaRayDipDork Moron Award.

]]> By: TIHZ_HO http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/08/09/thumbs-too-big-for-iphones-etc-get-them-whittled/comment-page-1/#comment-741980 TIHZ_HO Fri, 10 Aug 2007 01:20:17 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=13087#comment-741980 In the study of many cults, stories like this are not uncommon. Cheers In the study of many cults, stories like this are not uncommon.

Cheers

]]> By: Matt http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/08/09/thumbs-too-big-for-iphones-etc-get-them-whittled/comment-page-1/#comment-741926 Matt Fri, 10 Aug 2007 00:36:08 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=13087#comment-741926 Maybe this is what I need to do to my penis, so that it will finally fit into those fandangled condoms. Maybe this is what I need to do to my penis, so that it will finally fit into those fandangled condoms.

]]> By: pedro http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/08/09/thumbs-too-big-for-iphones-etc-get-them-whittled/comment-page-1/#comment-741868 pedro Thu, 09 Aug 2007 23:44:03 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=13087#comment-741868 #9 no doubt #9 no doubt

]]> By: tallwookie http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/08/09/thumbs-too-big-for-iphones-etc-get-them-whittled/comment-page-1/#comment-741860 tallwookie Thu, 09 Aug 2007 23:29:28 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=13087#comment-741860 Mac fanboi's will do anything. Windows users are smarter, but still dumb. Mac fanboi’s will do anything.

Windows users are smarter, but still dumb.

]]> By: Matthew http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/08/09/thumbs-too-big-for-iphones-etc-get-them-whittled/comment-page-1/#comment-741835 Matthew Thu, 09 Aug 2007 23:17:12 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=13087#comment-741835 I've always wanted a narrower tongue. So more power to him. But he simply could have had pea sized nubs inserted under his skin to give him a sort of built in stylus. I’ve always wanted a narrower tongue. So more power to him.

But he simply could have had pea sized nubs inserted under his skin to give him a sort of built in stylus.

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