Video: Ultimate King Kahuna Moron Award Nominee

By Sunday August 26, 2007



38 Comments
  1. You says:
    8/26/2007 at 5:08 pm

    I hope this dipshit’s health insurance provider sees this and denies his claim.

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  2. John Benson says:
    8/26/2007 at 5:27 pm

    #13 Perhaps you noticed that after Dvorak, it said Uncensored…

    Uncensored maybe, but that won’t prevent people from criticizing his poor judgment in promoting these type of self-mutilating videos.

    #18 You speak as if THIS Blog is the epotimy of the internet for which all morons seek refuge. Hmmm… (reads older posts & comments, looks in mirror) Hey! DOH!!

    epotimy? … for morons to seek refuge?

    Thanks. You have made the case all by yourself.

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  3. Jägermeister says:
    8/26/2007 at 5:34 pm

    #22 – John Benson

    Well, it’s up to you to come here or not.

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  4. tkane says:
    8/26/2007 at 6:04 pm

    I’m not as concerned with the moron getting run over – it’s the person running the car. All the morals of an Enron C-level exec. He should be arrested and given physc tests.

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  5. Ralph the School Bus Driver says:
    8/26/2007 at 6:09 pm

    OK, I give. Why? What was the purpose of having someone drive a car over his arm?

    John Benson, Welcome to DU. Get used to it, it’s Sunday.

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  6. Ralph the School Bus Driver says:
    8/26/2007 at 6:10 pm

    WAIT WAIT !!!, I got it. He is down there breathing all those exhaust fumes. The effen guy is stoned !!!

    Moran.

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  7. Dauragon88 says:
    8/26/2007 at 6:54 pm

    hey John Benson,

    If you don’t like this website, there are millions of other alternatives.

    so with all due respect. GTFO.

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  8. JoJo Dancer says:
    8/26/2007 at 7:23 pm

    @ John Benson
    “epotimy? … for morons to seek refuge?
    Thanks. You have made the case all by yourself. ”

    Yeah, I suppose your right. I mean I guess only morons read and post comments on this blog…..eh. (feeling self pity) Oh.. hey! You read and post comments on here as well! Doh!!

    Seriously, you wouldn’t happen to be related to a Dwight K. Schrute by any chance?

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  9. Bugsy says:
    8/26/2007 at 7:54 pm

    Two words: INSURANCE FRAUD – what’s with the headband, silly-ass pants, and YMCA shirt? I’m betting he was intending on going to a YMCA after this, “falling down”, then suing for negligence.

    BTW: a ‘kahuna’ is a Hawaiian witch doctor. I looked it up one time, after listing my job title as “Chief Network Kahuna”, then realizing I wasn’t quite sure of the definition of ‘kahuna’. I know about the Hawaii-50 and/or Magnum P.I. references.

    Last, but not least, I have to agree with the majority of responses that this isn’t blog-worthy, especially for this site. It lowers my opinion and expectations of this site to Faux News levels.

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  10. Steven Long says:
    8/26/2007 at 8:20 pm

    John Benson –
    I would mostly agree. The Blog (which I still attribute largely to Dvorak as it is in the banner, url and title of the page) is here calling a guy an idiot, but justifying his behavior after the fact. But the real reason that I’m commenting on this occassion (which I’ve done randomly in the past) is because I bet you are my former classmate, and I thought I’d give you a holler well you take on the room.

    -word

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  11. Matthew says:
    8/26/2007 at 10:43 pm

    I bet I can top that.

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  12. TIHZ_HO says:
    8/26/2007 at 11:23 pm

    I cannot believe there is discussion of what should and should not be posted here. WTF?

    hhopper you must be sitting back amused…correct?

    Cheers

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  13. BubbaRay says:
    8/27/2007 at 1:13 am

    Hop has explicit permission to award the BubbaRayDipDork award to anyone he thinks deserves it in my absence. We’ll see….

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  14. Mr. Fusion says:
    8/27/2007 at 6:14 am

    #33, Bubba,

    Sorry, but every time I see BubbaRayDipDork, I start laughing. I feel guilty for laughing so please understand, I’m laughing at the award, not the person.

    By your absence, I hope you return soon.

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  15. Cinaedh says:
    8/27/2007 at 7:09 am

    I don’t see any problem with this post.

    How can you possibly award the Ultimate King Kahuna Moron Award or the BubbaRayDipDork award to some deserving moran without showing what the nominees did to deserve it?

    Sheesh! It’s common sense!

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  16. mark says:
    8/27/2007 at 7:38 am

    My Mom: If your friends jumped off a bridge would you do it too?

    I’m going to put on clean underwear now, thanks mom.

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  17. hhopper says:
    8/27/2007 at 9:58 am

    Mr. J. Benson – DU goes a little crazy on the weekends. If it doesn’t suit your taste, just visit on the weekdays.

    TIHZ_HO – Yes I am amused. As a matter of fact, I’m ROTFLMAO!

    And thanks to you BubbaRay, I am now awarding the famous BubbaRayDipDork Award to one John Benson. I think he really deserves it. I sincerely hope somewhere along the line he gets a sense of humor. I think he really needs it.

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  18. julieb says:
    8/27/2007 at 10:48 am

    Wow, that’s awesome!

    I’m gonna try it!

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