Pic of the Day Dept.

By Sunday October 14, 2007

alien_corpse1.jpg

Do any readers know what in hell this thing is? Photoshop? My guess is it’s an art project.

From knuttz.net.



34 Comments
  1. Jägermeister says:
    10/14/2007 at 2:30 pm

    Geez… that’s a simple one… just look at the mouth… it’s Mister Mustard…

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  2. RTaylor says:
    10/14/2007 at 2:35 pm

    It’s a mummified gremlin.

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  3. FRAGaLOT says:
    10/14/2007 at 2:38 pm

    Chupacabra!!!!!!

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  4. JimR says:
    10/14/2007 at 2:48 pm

    Dunno what it is, but it laughed so hard it died.

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  5. billabong says:
    10/14/2007 at 2:58 pm

    A rare mummified alien.

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  6. hhopper says:
    10/14/2007 at 3:05 pm

    Geez, you guys are no help at all!

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  7. Greg Allen says:
    10/14/2007 at 3:22 pm

    hhopper,

    I think your guess at art project is a good one.

    I’m not big expert on biology but it seems pretty improbable from an evolutionary standpoint.

    The “hands” and feet seem completely unrelated and the jaw is uselessly too huge for the throat. Big jaws like that are usually for predators but the teeth are wrong.

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  8. Angel H. Wong says:
    10/14/2007 at 3:35 pm

    #7

    I think it’s probrably part of a videogame ad campaign.

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  9. Floyd says:
    10/14/2007 at 4:04 pm

    It could be an art project, but…

    I’ll guess it’s probably one of those fake mummies/aliens/whatever that traveled around in carnival freak shows. It certainly isn’t for real. Animals that have lobster claws usually have exoskeletons like insects, lobsters, scorpions, etc. No teeth, and no internal skeleton.

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  10. Shhh says:
    10/14/2007 at 4:38 pm

    say it ain’t so…

    BAT BOY IS DEAD.

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  11. Stars & Bars says:
    10/14/2007 at 4:44 pm

    Kinda looks like a Langolier.

    http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Langolier

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  12. Greg Allen says:
    10/14/2007 at 4:55 pm

    #9

    That’s a good point about claws like that — usually those are for tearing apart the food BEFORE it gets in the mouth, so the animal wouldn’t need such a big mouth.

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  13. Mister Mustard says:
    10/14/2007 at 5:09 pm

    >>Geez… that’s a simple one… just look at the mouth…
    >>it’s Mister Mustard…

    Shit. You busted me.

    I always hated the taste of Jägermeister. Way too much like cough syrup. And now my picture’s up on the internet (or “interwebitubes”, as we say here). Bastard!

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  14. Matt says:
    10/14/2007 at 5:22 pm

    Bill Gates after he realized how much he’s worth?

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  15. mark says:
    10/14/2007 at 5:25 pm

    “I always hated the taste of Jägermeister. Way too much like cough syrup.”

    Hey I agree. That stuff is disgusting.

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  16. moss says:
    10/14/2007 at 6:16 pm

    Not if they have enough opiates. :)

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  17. Awake says:
    10/14/2007 at 7:28 pm

    Ann Coulter without makeup.
    (and the weird thing is that people that watch Fox still find her sexy in this photo)

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  18. John C Dvorak says:
    10/14/2007 at 8:27 pm

    You know when I first saw this pic i was wondering about its origin. And apparently nobody knows anything but everyone has a one-liner, off-the-wall zinger or snide remark. What is wrong with this group anyway?

    Can’t anyone answer the question?

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  19. Mark T. says:
    10/14/2007 at 9:19 pm

    Sorry, John. Nobody seems to have a clue what the hell it is supposed to be, me included.

    But if you want another on-liner then it must be the earliest known example of a fossilized mother-in-law.

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  20. OmarTheAlien says:
    10/14/2007 at 9:41 pm

    Nothing new here, Area 51, newly landed and upset with the customs bullshit. The biggest bone of contention was the rectal exam, especially as they had to ream it a new one, as it lacked an existing orifice.

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