With everyone and his dog seeing Jesus in knotholes, God in an eggplant slice, a driveway smudge and a dog’s butt, it’s time for others to step up and show themselves in weird, yet everyday objects. Admittedly, some of those images look more like Elvis than Jesus, but where’s the pictures of Jimi rockin’ on in a bucket of mashed potatoes? Where’s Marilyn Monroe on a squirt of toothpaste? Come on, dead people! Get with it! Show yourselves!

Pope Fire Picture – John Paul II Blessing From Bonfire

A fire picture captured in a bonfire in Poland has the Catholic world transfixed. Many believe it’s Pope John Paul II offering a blessing from beyond the grave.

The Telegraph reports: “Dressed in robes, slightly hunched and his right hand raised in blessing, the image appeared during a ceremony to mark the second anniversary of the pontiff’s death. The photograph has since been shown repeatedly on Italian television, and a religious website displaying the image crashed as thousands logged on to see it for themselves. The bonfire was lit during a service on April 2, at Beskid Zywiecki – near the Holy Father’s birthplace in Wadowice, southern Poland.”

Of course, (and I’m sure I’ll be flamed for this, so to speak) what nobody’s really discussing is why the Pope chose the hellfires of Satan as his medium.

Wait a minute… Look at that picture again. Isn’t that John Travolta?