Suppose You’re The Prez And You Want To Take A Little Trip…

Published on November 30th, 2007
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# 1 GigG said, on November 30th, 2007 at 6:47 am

First the graph is wrong because there is at least one other military transport aircraft. But to act like this is new and isn’t at least equal to the entourage that went with Clinton is just more asshat Bush bashing.

# 2 John Stone said, on November 30th, 2007 at 6:49 am

Could you cut down on the advisors and aids, and reps from other US Departments, if we had a smarter president?

Heck for that matter he probably doesn’t listen to any one other then Cheney, Rove, so why does he need all the other folks….

Nice post Uncle Dave.

John Stone

# 3 dwright said, on November 30th, 2007 at 6:51 am

Only four cooks? And where are the praetorian guards?

# 4 Improbus said, on November 30th, 2007 at 7:04 am

It is money well spent if we can keep him out of the country until his term expires.

# 5 Dajestar said, on November 30th, 2007 at 7:12 am

Bush to any other head of state: Mine is bigger than yours!

# 6 billabong said, on November 30th, 2007 at 7:18 am

No wonder they start to feel and act like Elvis.

# 7 the Three-Headed Cat said, on November 30th, 2007 at 7:31 am

Apparently Reuters can’t afford artists who know how to speeeell aides – or copy editors literate enough to catch such elementary-school errata, either.

Pathetic.

# 8 Dugger said, on November 30th, 2007 at 7:34 am

#5
I think a prince of Saudi Arabia has ordered that new double-decker Airbus A380.

“phftttt,” mine will be bigger.

http://www.iht.com/articles/2007/11/12/business/air.php

# 9 BillM said, on November 30th, 2007 at 7:37 am

Hey GigG
Didn’t you know Billy and Hilly flew coach and rented at Budget. After all, they’re just ordinary folk like you and me,

# 10 James Hill said, on November 30th, 2007 at 7:54 am

#7, Three headed cat.

Aids is correctly used. An Aid is an assistant. Aide has more of a military tone to it, although I think colloquially it is also correct.

Aid (Merriam-Webster)
Main Entry:
2aid
Function: noun
Date: 15th century

(snip)

3 a: an assisting person or group — compare aide

Aide (Merriam-Webster)

Main Entry:
aide
Function: noun
Etymology: short for aide-de-camp
Date:
1777
: a person who acts as an assistant; specifically : a military officer who acts as an assistant to a superior officer

# 11 MikeN said, on November 30th, 2007 at 8:19 am

Can’t expect the workers to stay home now can we?

# 12 the Three-Headed Cat said, on November 30th, 2007 at 8:24 am

JH – you are correct, but nevertheless it is not the usual modern usage. Aid-without-the-e, in my lifetime, has been used exclusively to refer to inanimate objects, and aide to refer to humans.

From the spelling of ‘armoured’, we may safely infer that this graphic originated in the UK; however, I have likewise not seen Brits since WWII use that variant form in either media or literature. I contend that the by-far most common, and therefore the de facto standard, usage, in at least the USA and the UK, is to use the final ‘e’ to denote humanity.

Of course, I suppose we could always ask Anthony Burgess…

# 13 Esteban said, on November 30th, 2007 at 8:39 am

Question: Is this unusually large for President Bush, or did previous presidents have comparable entourages?

# 14 OhForTheLoveOf said, on November 30th, 2007 at 8:46 am

#1 – But to act like this is new and isn’t at least equal to the entourage that went with Clinton is just more asshat Bush bashing.

Chill out.

I see nothing in the graphic or the post to indicate anyone thinks its new or that this is “Bush bashing” (not that that asshat Bush hasn’t earned it)

#10 – Wow… a useful post from James Hill? That’s something you don’t see every day… or even once a month…

# 15 OhForTheLoveOf said, on November 30th, 2007 at 8:47 am

#12 – If you have a Chicago Manual of Style or an AP Style Guide handy, you could just look it up.

# 16 Rabble Rouser said, on November 30th, 2007 at 8:59 am

I think they forgot the people who have to translate everything he has to say into phonetics. Heck, he can’t pronounce anything with more than two syllables.

# 17 Steven Long said, on November 30th, 2007 at 9:08 am

How many of those people could just telecommute?
It certainly seems to make the American president (regardless of party) have less freedom/flexibility to travel.

# 18 Jennifer Emick said, on November 30th, 2007 at 9:10 am

Cat, would that include mistakenly hyphenating “elementary school” and writing “errata” where the correct word was “errors?”

# 19 Mister Mustard said, on November 30th, 2007 at 9:21 am

>>Cat, would that include mistakenly
>>hyphenating “elementary school”

As a compound adjective, I believe “elementary school” in the construct “elementary-school errata” should be hyphenated. As is “Three-Headed Cat”.

You seem to have caught the Ghoti con Tres Cabezas with the “errata” thing though.

# 20 the Three-Headed Cat said, on November 30th, 2007 at 9:31 am

Neither was an error.

‘Errata’ is the plural of ‘eratum’, which is an error in writing or printing.

‘Elementary-school’, with the hyphen, is a compound modifier.

Compound modifiers are groups of two or more words that jointly modify the meaning of another word. When a compound modifier, other than a noun–noun or adverb–adjective combination, appears before a term, the compound modifier is generally hyphenated to prevent any possible misunderstanding, such as in American-football player or real-world example. Without the hyphen, there is potential confusion about whether American applies to football or player, or whether the author might perhaps be referring to a “world example” that is “real”. Compound modifiers can be adverbial as well as adjectival (spine-tinglingly frightening).

So, as you can now see, had I not correctly inserted the hyphen, then my phrase would be open to confusion. Did I mean errata at a level taught in elementary school, or ’school errata’ which were elementary? The inclusion of the hyphen effectively collapses the probability of reader error.

• • • • • •

Anything else you were wondering about?

# 21 Mister Mustard said, on November 30th, 2007 at 9:49 am

>>‘Errata’ is the plural of ‘eratum’, which
>>is an error in writing or printing.

Not sure if you’re one a them thar dictionary guys, Poisson, but the term “errata” (and its singular,erratum) usually refers to a LIST of errors, rather than the actual errors themselves.

http://tinyurl.com/2wyoh9

# 22 B. Dog said, on November 30th, 2007 at 9:52 am

Check out the security when a Presidential candidate comes to your city. All the overtime for those cops doesn’t come cheap. The helicopters add some serious coin to your tax bill as well. Don’t worry though: It could be for your own good, as well as theirs, who knows yet.

# 23 DaveW said, on November 30th, 2007 at 10:08 am

Damn! No Lincoln convertible limo!

# 24 pedro said, on November 30th, 2007 at 10:36 am

Wow, almost as big as Kuzco’s entorage. Amazing.

Although, Kuzco wins hands down in the ball-suckers-flying-with-him Dept.

# 25 The Monster's Lawyer said, on November 30th, 2007 at 11:01 am

I believe Bush has spinners on his lowrider limos where Bill and Hillary only had curb-feelers. You can’t see it from the graphic but all his support (secret service) vehicles are identified with fuzzy-dice and shag carpeting dashboards. Bill had another group of 12 nappy-headed-ho’s that he traveled with.

# 26 David said, on November 30th, 2007 at 11:20 am

This isn’t really about Dem/Rep, Bush/Clinton bashing…just a general note on HOW much money/effort it takes for the President to take a little vacation.

If you want to raise a bitch, the point would be that sure Clinton & Bush both used the same level of ’staff’ in travel…but Bush (and Republicans in general) CLAIM to always be for smaller less expensive government, so they SHOULD be using lesser/cheaper travel than the Democrats, otherwise they’ll just bs’ing. So much for their complaining about the costs of government. Funny, actually the number of Federal employees, overall spending doesn’t change whether you elect Democrats or Republicans. When our “lives” were at stake, Bush took 10s of thousands of private sector employees and made them government employees (TSA). So no matter what either party says, when the President leaves office (Democratic or Republican) the government’s budget will be bigger, and the number of Federal employees will be larger.

# 27 Mister Mustard said, on November 30th, 2007 at 11:31 am

>>Funny, actually the number of Federal
>>employees, overall spending doesn’t change
>>whether you elect Democrats or Republicans.

You may be right, but at least 416 days from now, we can toss the current trash to the curb and replace him and his puppetmasters with someone who will use all that money and all those employees for something that is beneficial to someone other than Halliburton, Blackwater, and President Cheney’s Secret Energy Cabal.

# 28 Mark T. said, on November 30th, 2007 at 3:20 pm

Don’t forget the fighter escort, the airborne refueling tankers, the AWACS, and the fleet of military cargo transports required to carry 40 armored vehicles and the helos.

And it should be noted that the Clinton Administration racked up more air miles than any administration in history.

# 29 OhForTheLoveOf said, on November 30th, 2007 at 3:36 pm

It should also be noted that while Bush is a indisputable moron, any President should be escorted with this much security and the cost isn’t even worth discussing when compared to things that cost real money…

…like the War in Iraq.

# 30 rob said, on November 30th, 2007 at 4:22 pm

If I am elected President, I *promise* to DRASTICALLY reduce my entourage to only ONE 747, a single stretch limo, and a staff of only sixteen (personally selected Playboy Playmates).

ME FOR PRESIDENT!!!

# 31 Joshua said, on November 30th, 2007 at 5:32 pm

#23….DaveW…..sick little bitch aren’t you? You must be from one of those paradise countries that instead of elections just shoot their leaders when done.

We have had some bad President’s in this country, but none that deserve to be killed…..and to make a reference like that show’s what a sorry little minded loser you are.

But, that’s just my opinion. :)

# 32 Mr. Fusion said, on November 30th, 2007 at 7:34 pm

#31, Joshua,

While you are correct and I don’t dispute that, damn you can take the fun out of fantasizing.

# 33 FUALL said, on November 30th, 2007 at 9:53 pm

Up until few years ago canadian prime minister didnt have any special guards (until he was attacked by some wacko in his home).
But then Canada is not the country that rule the world (or try to) ;-)
The bigger you are the more enemies you have.
Kennedy had quite few guards and agents around him when he was shot, and those were the times when America had about billion less enemies than she has today.

It is embarrassing to have an idiot president, but its even more embarassing to not being able to protect your own head of state and have him killed.
Only idiot or true anti-american would want that.

# 34 TheGlobalWarmer said, on December 1st, 2007 at 5:32 am

I don’t see the big deal: POTUS is the leader of the most important country on the planet and therefore the most important person on the planet and therefore needs constant protection.

# 35 James Hill said, on December 1st, 2007 at 8:35 am

I want to own the President but can’t afford the security detail.

If he is gay like me I could find the money somehow.

# 36 Mister Mustard said, on December 1st, 2007 at 8:47 am

>>POTUS is the leader of the most
>>important country on the planet

Pathetic, isn’t it? Having an intellectual midget like the Chimp in Chief in a position like that?

The End Times are coming……

# 37 Bud said, on December 1st, 2007 at 2:23 pm

I don’t think this is a complete picture. He travels with a medical staff too.

# 38 Joshua said, on December 1st, 2007 at 7:53 pm

#32…Fusion….oooops…..sorry!!!!! :)

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