Poster of the Day Dept.

Published on December 2nd, 2007

Posted by hhopper in General

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# 1 the Three-Headed Cat said, on December 2nd, 2007 at 6:41 am

One word: brilliant!

LOL / ROFL / ROFLMFAO / AFL-CIO / LSMFT / ETC

# 2 Joe said, on December 2nd, 2007 at 7:14 am

@#1
right!!!

# 3 Improbus said, on December 2nd, 2007 at 8:24 am

Testify brothers!

# 4 bac said, on December 2nd, 2007 at 9:14 am

I suppose it is too late for all the forty year olds still living at home.

# 5 Floyd said, on December 2nd, 2007 at 9:58 am

I saw something like that at the office maybe 15 years ago, when my kids were teenagers. Nothing new under the sun.

The 40 year old is hopeless.

For every other parent: you will find your IQ increasing from the kid’s point of view once he/she gets close to 18 and reality sets in. After his/her high school graduation you will be considered a genius.

# 6 James Hill said, on December 2nd, 2007 at 10:03 am

This would be a great program to lower the cost of education: Get the stupid to leave early.

# 7 BubbaRay said, on December 2nd, 2007 at 11:52 am

Quote from spoiled brat, “Those of you who think you know everything spoil it for those of us who do.”

# 8 the Three-Headed Cat said, on December 2nd, 2007 at 12:14 pm

BR – Quote from Asimov: “Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who do.”

A statement I have been known to utter on occasion…

# 9 John Paradox said, on December 2nd, 2007 at 12:18 pm

Tricranial Feline:

I think that’s where I came up with my:
I DO know everything,
I just can’t remember it when I need to.

J/P=?

# 10 Gary, the dangerous infidel said, on December 2nd, 2007 at 12:35 pm

Seriously, boys and girls, this guy held the real secret of avoiding responsibility…..

“I know noth-ing!”

–Sgt. Schultz, Hogan’s Heroes

# 11 ECA said, on December 2nd, 2007 at 2:18 pm

Perfect…
Then drive them to the EMPLOYMENT OFFICE.

# 12 Gasbag said, on December 3rd, 2007 at 12:16 am

A wise man knows that he knows nothing.

# 13 Cinaedh said, on December 3rd, 2007 at 6:04 am

As long as we’re roasting old chestnuts:

I’m not perfect.

Once I thought I made a mistake but I was wrong.

# 14 Carlos Moll said, on December 3rd, 2007 at 6:25 am

J/P, you reminded me of one of my favorite poems!

Ode to Spot, as read by Data:

Felis Cattus, is your taxonomic nomenclature,
an endothermic quadruped carnivorous by nature?
Your visual, olfactory and auditory senses
contribute to your hunting skills, and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
a singular development of cat communications
that obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
for a rhythmic stroking of your fur, to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
you would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aide in locomotion,
it often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

O Spot, the complex levels of behaviour you display
connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

o Data, “Schisms”

# 15 OhForTheLoveOf said, on December 3rd, 2007 at 4:47 pm

Why would data think cats are not sentient?

# 16 Improbus said, on December 4th, 2007 at 7:12 am

Indeed, cats domesticated humans thousands of years ago … around the same time canines did. Horses were a little slower on the uptake.

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