Comments on: Ham Burglars http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/12/03/ham-burglars/ General interest observations and true web-log. Sun, 12 Feb 2012 07:12:26 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Badcam http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/12/03/ham-burglars/comment-page-1/#comment-902564 Badcam Tue, 04 Dec 2007 08:34:57 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=14892#comment-902564 16 tonnes? I'm guessing that this is a made to order hit. Seems to me that Israel is in league with the Brazilian's. The citizens of Israel have a secret penchant for pork and the only way of getting it is by bribing the Brazilians; "We'll not kick up a fuss about all the Ex-Nazi's that you are harbouring, and in return you can provide us with a little bit of contraband." Nod, nod, wink, wink, say no more. Now, Brazil are upset with the Aussies, because the Aussies are taking away business with their Uranium exports, competing with Brazil's Ethanol exports. So, job done, a little bit of payback to the Aussies, no guilt! Problem solved! 16 tonnes? I’m guessing that this is a made to order hit. Seems to me that Israel is in league with the Brazilian’s. The citizens of Israel have a secret penchant for pork and the only way of getting it is by bribing the Brazilians; “We’ll not kick up a fuss about all the Ex-Nazi’s that you are harbouring, and in return you can provide us with a little bit of contraband.” Nod, nod, wink, wink, say no more. Now, Brazil are upset with the Aussies, because the Aussies are taking away business with their Uranium exports, competing with Brazil’s Ethanol exports. So, job done, a little bit of payback to the Aussies, no guilt! Problem solved!

]]> By: tallwookie http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/12/03/ham-burglars/comment-page-1/#comment-902524 tallwookie Tue, 04 Dec 2007 07:59:14 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=14892#comment-902524 WOOT!! WTG thieves!! lol WOOT!! WTG thieves!!

lol

]]> By: DeLeMa http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/12/03/ham-burglars/comment-page-1/#comment-902506 DeLeMa Tue, 04 Dec 2007 07:34:11 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=14892#comment-902506 I forgot.. kudos to our Angel.. I forgot..
kudos to our Angel..

]]> By: DeLeMa http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/12/03/ham-burglars/comment-page-1/#comment-902505 DeLeMa Tue, 04 Dec 2007 07:32:53 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=14892#comment-902505 I'm sorry..I just gotta... "Hamburglars" ?? ..and fries..? I’m sorry..I just gotta…
“Hamburglars” ??
..and fries..?

]]> By: Balbas http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/12/03/ham-burglars/comment-page-1/#comment-902365 Balbas Tue, 04 Dec 2007 05:11:53 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=14892#comment-902365 It's bacon. People love bacon. People need bacon. It's the lifeblood of advanced civilization. It will survive World War 3, vegetarians getting laws passed to curtail barnyard animals eating all the corn, and is immune from UFO aliens who prefer cow blood and tongues. It has excellent black market value. It’s bacon.

People love bacon.

People need bacon.

It’s the lifeblood of advanced civilization.

It will survive World War 3, vegetarians getting laws passed to curtail barnyard animals eating all the corn, and is immune from UFO aliens who prefer cow blood and tongues.

It has excellent black market value.

]]> By: edwinrogers http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/12/03/ham-burglars/comment-page-1/#comment-902169 edwinrogers Tue, 04 Dec 2007 02:09:44 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=14892#comment-902169 West Sydney crims, can steal snot out of an elephant. West Sydney crims, can steal snot out of an elephant.

]]> By: Angel H. Wong http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/12/03/ham-burglars/comment-page-1/#comment-901959 Angel H. Wong Mon, 03 Dec 2007 23:20:41 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=14892#comment-901959 This is a job for Ronald Macdonald! This is a job for Ronald Macdonald!

]]> By: Improbus http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/12/03/ham-burglars/comment-page-1/#comment-901914 Improbus Mon, 03 Dec 2007 22:40:47 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=14892#comment-901914 Well, at least we know the criminals aren't Jews or Muslims. The theft was definitely not kosher. Well, at least we know the criminals aren’t Jews or Muslims. The theft was definitely not kosher.

]]> By: Gasbag http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/12/03/ham-burglars/comment-page-1/#comment-901907 Gasbag Mon, 03 Dec 2007 22:35:57 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=14892#comment-901907 I am just waiting for the guy down the pub to come up to me and ask if I want some "cheap" ham for Christmas. I am just waiting for the guy down the pub to come up to me and ask if I want some “cheap” ham for Christmas.

]]> By: GigG http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/12/03/ham-burglars/comment-page-1/#comment-901906 GigG Mon, 03 Dec 2007 22:35:42 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=14892#comment-901906 The smart play would be to announce a recall on that meat and see who brings it back. The smart play would be to announce a recall on that meat and see who brings it back.

]]> By: god http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/12/03/ham-burglars/comment-page-1/#comment-901878 god Mon, 03 Dec 2007 22:20:30 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=14892#comment-901878 Security cameras on the outside and no motion detector on the inside? Dumb. Security cameras on the outside and no motion detector on the inside? Dumb.

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