10 Minutes Of Staring at Boobs Daily Prolongs Man’s Life by 5 Years…
: Listen, guys, now we know why Pamela Anderson made her transplants: to make us healthier. “Angels of mercy” like Jordan just prolong our life and Hugh Hefner knows it.
A German research published in New England Journal of Medicine and Weekly World News said that men staring at women’s breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.
“Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out,” said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.
Yes, very interesting, however, the guys from Snopes.com have a different opinion on the matter:
The article referred to above was not printed in The New England Journal of Medicine or any other major medical journal. It is, in fact, a slight reworking of a piece that has run on at least two occasions in that celebrated tabloid Fountain of Truth, the Weekly World News
(13 May 1997 and21 March 2000) and has escaped into the wild. Although the Weekly World News occasionally slips up and prints a true story, we suspect this one belongs in the “HOW TO TELL IF YOUR DOG WORSHIPS SATAN!” and “NEW REMOTE-CONTROL DEVICE GIVES WOMEN ORGASMS
I think that for the sake of scientific progress there should be more research done in this field.
Does the size of your pupils count? Size of anything else?
Instead you may grow a pair yourself
statistically women live longer
If you’re out in a boat and it springs a leak, who would you want beside you, Olive Oil or the chic in the pic ? I’d like to see the shark could eat them things..and live !
“Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out,” said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.”
That’s because if you’re a heterosexual male staring at a pair of large boobs for 10 minutes is because you’re masturbating.
Notice she’s holding herself up…
lol – after reading all the complaints, I decided to post a NSFW site.
WARNING TITS AHEAD
http://www.bestbosoms.com/?
that atta shut some of yall up – now stare at dem titties!!
Why do girls make such breast? Don’t they see it’s ugly!!!!!!!!!!!
Table for 3, please.. No, its just me.
wow what a way to make a guy horny! you wanna take that shirt off and mess with them a lil (rubs them,play w/ nipple etc.) be a lil sluty cuz girl you got me ill do annything for you and my dck wants it
i guess i am going to live to 115 years old
You are all dumbasses…. hahaha
It’s Bullshit unless the guy is having a full on wank. I’m always looking at my tit’s im never going to die.
I will gaze for hrs and hrs till my eyes want
Man!!! I’m hungry!! I wanna squeeze em’!!!!!
sexy
nice boobs