http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/12/07/microsofts-bad-santa/ General interest observations and true web-log. Sun, 12 Feb 2012 11:25:34 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/12/07/microsofts-bad-santa/comment-page-1/#comment-909438 OmarTheAlien Sun, 09 Dec 2007 03:03:49 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=14951#comment-909438 This must be an offshoot of the old DOS 6 program, something called DR (hell, I can't rememmber) something or other. Even though we tried to elicit evil replies the most we could do was to get the thing to tell us to wash our mouth out. But that's kind of like oral sex, ain't it? This must be an offshoot of the old DOS 6 program, something called DR (hell, I can’t rememmber) something or other. Even though we tried to elicit evil replies the most we could do was to get the thing to tell us to wash our mouth out. But that’s kind of like oral sex, ain’t it?

]]> http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/12/07/microsofts-bad-santa/comment-page-1/#comment-908346 James Hill Sat, 08 Dec 2007 06:58:45 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=14951#comment-908346 Why can't the paper clip be replaced by Lauren Graham? Why can’t the paper clip be replaced by Lauren Graham?

]]> http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/12/07/microsofts-bad-santa/comment-page-1/#comment-908164 seminiferous Sat, 08 Dec 2007 03:31:06 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=14951#comment-908164 Why couldn't the paperclip be this entertaining? Why couldn’t the paperclip be this entertaining?

]]> http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/12/07/microsofts-bad-santa/comment-page-1/#comment-908148 Brandon Sat, 08 Dec 2007 03:09:25 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=14951#comment-908148 It's not working for me. It says northpole@live.com is offline. Maybe Microsoft took it offline. It’s not working for me. It says northpole@live.com is offline. Maybe Microsoft took it offline.

]]> http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/12/07/microsofts-bad-santa/comment-page-1/#comment-908103 Steve Jibs Sat, 08 Dec 2007 02:38:31 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=14951#comment-908103 You can make Santa at http://www.Santabot.com admit to being a pedophile. You can make Santa at http://www.Santabot.com admit to being a pedophile.

]]> http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/12/07/microsofts-bad-santa/comment-page-1/#comment-908046 Angel H. Wong Sat, 08 Dec 2007 01:28:14 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=14951#comment-908046 And Apple's version teaches teenage girls how cool it is to starve because looks are EVERYTHING. And Apple’s version teaches teenage girls how cool it is to starve because looks are EVERYTHING.

]]> http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/12/07/microsofts-bad-santa/comment-page-1/#comment-908013 JPV Sat, 08 Dec 2007 00:58:43 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=14951#comment-908013 Sounds like it was just repeating stuff that was said to it. Kinda like those old school psychologist programs. I hardly think that it was programmed to say these things on it's own. Sounds like it was just repeating stuff that was said to it. Kinda like those old school psychologist programs. I hardly think that it was programmed to say these things on it’s own.

]]> http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/12/07/microsofts-bad-santa/comment-page-1/#comment-907992 Gasbag Sat, 08 Dec 2007 00:36:21 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=14951#comment-907992 Well Santa I been a bad boy Well Santa I been a bad boy

]]> http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/12/07/microsofts-bad-santa/comment-page-1/#comment-907991 Smokalot Sat, 08 Dec 2007 00:34:39 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=14951#comment-907991 It's not a bug. It's a feature. It’s not a bug. It’s a feature.

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