Comments on: Man steals car, changes his mind, soils his pants

By: Mrs Griggs Brother

Mrs Griggs Brother — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 20:52:50 +0000

Well, Having just spoke to Mrs Griggs ( she is my sister ) I can at least confirm the engine wasnt running. She told me about this today and I googled it, and got this article.

I can confirm. This dog is a HUGE softy. Lucky the guy thought different.

By: BdgBill

BdgBill — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 20:57:32 +0000

“The car was stolen after Mr Griggs’s wife, Karen, 41, forgot to remove her keys from the ignition”

Replace the word “forgot” with “was too lazy”. I wouldn’t be surprised if the engine was running. I see this nearly every day.

By: Steve-O

Steve-O — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:26:08 +0000

Every damn dog that has bitten me was one of those little pieces of shit. Having been around Great Danes and Dobermans I can say I have never met a Dobe I didn’t like or that didn’t like me. Even the junkyard ones that look all vicious and raise hell with you.

By: 4WheelDrive

4WheelDrive — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 14:58:41 +0000

Serves the bum right for trying to hock a vehicle. It just goes to show is not reality people make decisions on, but perceptions of that reality. He thought the dog was harmful, so he reacted accordingly.

By: bytehead

bytehead — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 14:29:55 +0000

Once you’ve been around dogs for awhile, you know it’s the little ones that you have to worry about, not the big ones. The big ones give you big clues about what they are about to do. The little ones who’s bark is usually worse than their bit will have no compunction to just bite you and get it over with.

By: Cat Man

Cat Man — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 07:45:02 +0000

I think you are the one who needs to wise up. Seriously. Have you ever been bitten, chased, growled at, or threatened by a dog? “oh, don’t mind him, he’s just playing. Good doggie!

“Oops! Must have accidentally killed somebody, pooch! Look like we’re gonna have to clean up the mess….”

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Dogs

By: Glenn E.

Glenn E. — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 05:25:10 +0000

Oh don’t tell us that the dog is a big softy!! That’s like saying your home security code is your wedding anniversary or birthday. Say that the dog would have eaten off his the thief’s face, if he had the chance. Way to blow your advantage, confessing too many details. “Beware of Dog” signs don’t say “he’s a softy”. Wise up, Mrs. Griggs.