Comments on: 71 Y.O. Woman with Blackjack Arrested at Airport http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/01/03/71-yo-woman-with-blackjack-arrested-at-airport/ General interest observations and true web-log. Mon, 13 Feb 2012 00:19:31 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: hhopper http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/01/03/71-yo-woman-with-blackjack-arrested-at-airport/comment-page-2/#comment-942785 hhopper Sat, 05 Jan 2008 18:41:31 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=15415#comment-942785 No photo, I guess. No photo, I guess.

]]> By: the Three-Headed Cat™ http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/01/03/71-yo-woman-with-blackjack-arrested-at-airport/comment-page-1/#comment-942171 the Three-Headed Cat™ Sat, 05 Jan 2008 03:46:53 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=15415#comment-942171 #18- hop "Whoa! You have a hairy Yellow Ass? Gross!" Hey now! It could be worse... after all. I <i>could </i> have <i>3 </i> of 'em...! (...tho I suspect Mr. Feline Feces would heartily approve...) In truth, however, I was merely borrowing the phrase from Homer Simpson. The real-world chromatic characteristics and degree of hirsuteness exhibited by my <i>glutei </i> must forever remain mysteries to the uninitiated. #18- hop

“Whoa! You have a hairy Yellow Ass?

Gross!”

Hey now! It could be worse… after all. I could have 3 of ‘em…!

(…tho I suspect Mr. Feline Feces would heartily approve…)

In truth, however, I was merely borrowing the phrase from Homer Simpson. The real-world chromatic characteristics and degree of hirsuteness exhibited by my glutei must forever remain mysteries to the uninitiated.

]]> By: Mister Catshit http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/01/03/71-yo-woman-with-blackjack-arrested-at-airport/comment-page-1/#comment-942128 Mister Catshit Sat, 05 Jan 2008 02:34:15 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=15415#comment-942128 #18, Hopper, Hey c'mon, lots of cats have hairy yellow asses. Some are striped. Some are gray, or white, or black or what have you. Trust me on this, I've seen a lot in my time. It's what comes out that matters. BTW, calico is my favorite. #18, Hopper,

Hey c’mon, lots of cats have hairy yellow asses. Some are striped. Some are gray, or white, or black or what have you. Trust me on this, I’ve seen a lot in my time. It’s what comes out that matters.

BTW, calico is my favorite.

]]> By: hhopper http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/01/03/71-yo-woman-with-blackjack-arrested-at-airport/comment-page-1/#comment-942048 hhopper Sat, 05 Jan 2008 00:13:26 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=15415#comment-942048 Whoa! You have a hairy Yellow Ass? Gross! Whoa! You have a hairy Yellow Ass?

Gross!

]]> By: the Three-Headed Cat™ http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/01/03/71-yo-woman-with-blackjack-arrested-at-airport/comment-page-1/#comment-941948 the Three-Headed Cat™ Fri, 04 Jan 2008 22:38:35 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=15415#comment-941948 "71-year-old" my hairy yellow ass. In the year 2018, some joker who has invented / will invent a time machine has tested / will test it by sending back to our time a mug shot of Lindsay Lohan. “71-year-old” my hairy yellow ass.

In the year 2018, some joker who has invented / will invent a time machine has tested / will test it by sending back to our time a mug shot of Lindsay Lohan.

]]> By: edwinrogers http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/01/03/71-yo-woman-with-blackjack-arrested-at-airport/comment-page-1/#comment-941821 edwinrogers Fri, 04 Jan 2008 19:13:29 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=15415#comment-941821 #14. Yes. #14. Yes.

]]> By: dejavuyou http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/01/03/71-yo-woman-with-blackjack-arrested-at-airport/comment-page-1/#comment-941808 dejavuyou Fri, 04 Jan 2008 18:54:08 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=15415#comment-941808 I wonder what her lawyer said. I wonder what her lawyer said.

]]> By: Rich http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/01/03/71-yo-woman-with-blackjack-arrested-at-airport/comment-page-1/#comment-941543 Rich Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:38:14 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=15415#comment-941543 Am I the only one who thought that pic was of Hillary before reading the article? Am I the only one who thought that pic was of Hillary before reading the article?

]]> By: GigG http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/01/03/71-yo-woman-with-blackjack-arrested-at-airport/comment-page-1/#comment-941498 GigG Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:08:31 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=15415#comment-941498 #11 Yes it is. So effective that most if not all US police departments have banned them for carry by officers. #12 Yeah, you probably would. #11 Yes it is. So effective that most if not all US police departments have banned them for carry by officers.

#12 Yeah, you probably would.

]]> By: JPV http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/01/03/71-yo-woman-with-blackjack-arrested-at-airport/comment-page-1/#comment-941291 JPV Fri, 04 Jan 2008 07:54:20 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=15415#comment-941291 I'd hit it! I’d hit it!

]]> By: BryanP http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/01/03/71-yo-woman-with-blackjack-arrested-at-airport/comment-page-1/#comment-941119 BryanP Fri, 04 Jan 2008 02:54:14 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=15415#comment-941119 A blackjack (or slapjack depending on the type and where you come from) is actually quite an effective weapon. Held properly you can break bones with an open handed slap. A blackjack (or slapjack depending on the type and where you come from) is actually quite an effective weapon. Held properly you can break bones with an open handed slap.

]]> By: Sying Flaucer http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/01/03/71-yo-woman-with-blackjack-arrested-at-airport/comment-page-1/#comment-941114 Sying Flaucer Fri, 04 Jan 2008 02:45:21 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=15415#comment-941114 #9 "I suspect she wasn’t too bad looking in her youth" Greg, I got a snake here I'd be willing to hold for you... :-) #9
“I suspect she wasn’t too bad looking in her youth”

Greg, I got a snake here I’d be willing to hold for you… :-)

]]> By: Greg Allen http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/01/03/71-yo-woman-with-blackjack-arrested-at-airport/comment-page-1/#comment-941102 Greg Allen Fri, 04 Jan 2008 02:27:00 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=15415#comment-941102 # 3 GigG said, <i> Jeez… By the looks of the photo they beat her with the ugly stick. </i> I suspect she wasn't too bad looking in her youth -- the bone structure of her face is nice. Let that be a lesson to you young bucks: a woman's character -- not just her genetics -- sustains beauty in the long run. # 3 GigG said, Jeez… By the looks of the photo they beat her with the ugly stick.

I suspect she wasn’t too bad looking in her youth — the bone structure of her face is nice.

Let that be a lesson to you young bucks: a woman’s character — not just her genetics — sustains beauty in the long run.

]]> By: Smartalix http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/01/03/71-yo-woman-with-blackjack-arrested-at-airport/comment-page-1/#comment-941052 Smartalix Fri, 04 Jan 2008 00:57:40 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=15415#comment-941052 Don't forget she's 71. To have most of your teeth and hair at that point (not to mention the moxie to mouth off at cops in an environment where only the stupid and/or bold dare) is no small accomplishment. I'd consider it luck to make it to that age. Don’t forget she’s 71. To have most of your teeth and hair at that point (not to mention the moxie to mouth off at cops in an environment where only the stupid and/or bold dare) is no small accomplishment. I’d consider it luck to make it to that age.

]]> By: Big Bopper http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/01/03/71-yo-woman-with-blackjack-arrested-at-airport/comment-page-1/#comment-941045 Big Bopper Fri, 04 Jan 2008 00:35:02 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=15415#comment-941045 She probably took the blackjack from the last guy who "hit on her" She probably took the blackjack from the last guy who “hit on her”

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