#6, ssssh. The idea is to get the statistics to prove all those benefits while keeping the machines expensive and scarce. Then once breast massaging becomes an acceptable and beneficial practice, become a professional breast masseuse. Patience guys… patience!
An excellent plan, Jim… or so I would’ve said before considering the downside – that for every dream pair o’ puppies, there’s a half-dozen stretch socks full of wet sand out there waiting to be palpitated. Just as with being a makeup artist or hairdresser, unless you’re already at the top, you can’t pick your clientele, which to me means, ‘Yecch, never mind. Go get the robot.’
Today I became an offical Luddite.Now I know how those French weavers felt when they put their wooden shoes”sabots” into the first power weavers. STOP THE MACHINES!
Something just occurred to me. We’ve got a fellow commenter and sometime sparring partner here who goes by his initials. Could it be that we’ve accidentally uncovered the secret that…
RBG = Robotic Breast Groper?
#9, THC, ah yes, but don’t worry. The data will show that breast groping… er … massaging will only be effective for women under 30. How do I know that you ask? Why… I’m a professional data masseuse!
Ah…um…er…hm….
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Robots get all the fun.
J/P=?
1st Man machine marriage WILL be in Japan. That’s a certainty of life…
There’ll be alot of men who’ll want one too.
I don’t know why they bothered to invent a robot for this – I’d willingly have volunteered for the job.
It was just a matter of time until someone said that.
#6, ssssh. The idea is to get the statistics to prove all those benefits while keeping the machines expensive and scarce. Then once breast massaging becomes an acceptable and beneficial practice, become a professional breast masseuse. Patience guys… patience!
An excellent plan, Jim… or so I would’ve said before considering the downside – that for every dream pair o’ puppies, there’s a half-dozen stretch socks full of wet sand out there waiting to be palpitated. Just as with being a makeup artist or hairdresser, unless you’re already at the top, you can’t pick your clientele, which to me means, ‘Yecch, never mind. Go get the robot.’
Today I became an offical Luddite.Now I know how those French weavers felt when they put their wooden shoes”sabots” into the first power weavers. STOP THE MACHINES!
Something just occurred to me. We’ve got a fellow commenter and sometime sparring partner here who goes by his initials. Could it be that we’ve accidentally uncovered the secret that…
RBG = Robotic Breast Groper?
Cheers, RBG
#9, THC, ah yes, but don’t worry. The data will show that breast groping… er … massaging will only be effective for women under 30. How do I know that you ask? Why… I’m a professional data masseuse!
I would have thought there would be a bigger market for a robotic wankerficator.
Hehehe..
It’s is made by a Chinese company in Beijing.