Comments on: The Robotic Breast Groper http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/03/01/the-robotic-breast-groper/ General interest observations and true web-log. Sun, 12 Feb 2012 15:49:53 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Baaaashoe http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/03/01/the-robotic-breast-groper/comment-page-1/#comment-1076857 Baaaashoe Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:19:07 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=16320#comment-1076857 Hehehe.. It's is made by a Chinese company in Beijing. Hehehe..

It’s is made by a Chinese company in Beijing.

]]> By: chuck http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/03/01/the-robotic-breast-groper/comment-page-1/#comment-1020609 chuck Sun, 02 Mar 2008 06:21:03 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=16320#comment-1020609 I would have thought there would be a bigger market for a robotic wankerficator. I would have thought there would be a bigger market for a robotic wankerficator.

]]> By: JimR http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/03/01/the-robotic-breast-groper/comment-page-1/#comment-1020271 JimR Sun, 02 Mar 2008 01:46:20 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=16320#comment-1020271 #9, THC, ah yes, but don't worry. The data will show that breast groping... er ... massaging will only be effective for women under 30. How do I know that you ask? Why... I'm a professional data masseuse! #9, THC, ah yes, but don’t worry. The data will show that breast groping… er … massaging will only be effective for women under 30. How do I know that you ask? Why… I’m a professional data masseuse!

]]> By: Gary, the dangerous infidel http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/03/01/the-robotic-breast-groper/comment-page-1/#comment-1020190 Gary, the dangerous infidel Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:22:21 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=16320#comment-1020190 Something just occurred to me. We've got a fellow commenter and sometime sparring partner here who goes by his initials. Could it be that we've accidentally uncovered the secret that... RBG = <b>R</b>obotic <b>B</b>reast <b>G</b>roper? Cheers, RBG ;-) Something just occurred to me. We’ve got a fellow commenter and sometime sparring partner here who goes by his initials. Could it be that we’ve accidentally uncovered the secret that…
RBG = Robotic Breast Groper?

Cheers, RBG ;-)

]]> By: billabong http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/03/01/the-robotic-breast-groper/comment-page-1/#comment-1020155 billabong Sat, 01 Mar 2008 23:48:33 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=16320#comment-1020155 Today I became an offical Luddite.Now I know how those French weavers felt when they put their wooden shoes"sabots" into the first power weavers. STOP THE MACHINES! Today I became an offical Luddite.Now I know how those French weavers felt when they put their wooden shoes”sabots” into the first power weavers. STOP THE MACHINES!

]]> By: the Three-Headed Cat™ http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/03/01/the-robotic-breast-groper/comment-page-1/#comment-1020013 the Three-Headed Cat™ Sat, 01 Mar 2008 21:46:04 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=16320#comment-1020013 An excellent plan, Jim... or so I would've said before considering the downside - that for every dream pair o' puppies, there's a half-dozen stretch socks full of wet sand out there waiting to be palpitated. Just as with being a makeup artist or hairdresser, unless you're already at the top, you can't pick your clientele, which to me means, 'Yecch, never mind. Go get the robot.' :) An excellent plan, Jim… or so I would’ve said before considering the downside – that for every dream pair o’ puppies, there’s a half-dozen stretch socks full of wet sand out there waiting to be palpitated. Just as with being a makeup artist or hairdresser, unless you’re already at the top, you can’t pick your clientele, which to me means, ‘Yecch, never mind. Go get the robot.’ :)

]]> By: JimR http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/03/01/the-robotic-breast-groper/comment-page-1/#comment-1019979 JimR Sat, 01 Mar 2008 20:51:09 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=16320#comment-1019979 #6, ssssh. The idea is to get the statistics to prove all those benefits while keeping the machines expensive and scarce. Then once breast massaging becomes an acceptable and beneficial practice, become a professional breast masseuse. Patience guys... patience! #6, ssssh. The idea is to get the statistics to prove all those benefits while keeping the machines expensive and scarce. Then once breast massaging becomes an acceptable and beneficial practice, become a professional breast masseuse. Patience guys… patience!

]]> By: hhopper http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/03/01/the-robotic-breast-groper/comment-page-1/#comment-1019943 hhopper Sat, 01 Mar 2008 19:54:25 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=16320#comment-1019943 It was just a matter of time until someone said that. It was just a matter of time until someone said that.

]]> By: Peter Rodwell http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/03/01/the-robotic-breast-groper/comment-page-1/#comment-1019915 Peter Rodwell Sat, 01 Mar 2008 19:01:41 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=16320#comment-1019915 I don't know why they bothered to invent a robot for this - I'd willingly have volunteered for the job. I don’t know why they bothered to invent a robot for this – I’d willingly have volunteered for the job.

]]> By: Balbas http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/03/01/the-robotic-breast-groper/comment-page-1/#comment-1019882 Balbas Sat, 01 Mar 2008 18:20:25 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=16320#comment-1019882 There'll be alot of men who'll want one too. There’ll be alot of men who’ll want one too.

]]> By: joaoPT http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/03/01/the-robotic-breast-groper/comment-page-1/#comment-1019873 joaoPT Sat, 01 Mar 2008 18:12:17 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=16320#comment-1019873 1st Man machine marriage WILL be in Japan. That's a certainty of life... 1st Man machine marriage WILL be in Japan. That’s a certainty of life…

]]> By: John Paradox http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/03/01/the-robotic-breast-groper/comment-page-1/#comment-1019846 John Paradox Sat, 01 Mar 2008 17:17:41 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=16320#comment-1019846 Robots get all the fun. J/P=? Robots get all the fun.

J/P=?

]]> By: Jägermeister http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/03/01/the-robotic-breast-groper/comment-page-1/#comment-1019811 Jägermeister Sat, 01 Mar 2008 15:59:39 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=16320#comment-1019811 <center><strong>"Yeah, baby!"</strong> <a href="http://imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0295178/austin3_7612.jpg" rel="nofollow"><img src="http://imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0295178/austin3_7612.jpg" alt="" width="250"/></a> <em><i>Click pic for larger image.</i></em> </center>
“Yeah, baby!”


Click pic for larger image.

]]> By: Les http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/03/01/the-robotic-breast-groper/comment-page-1/#comment-1019786 Les Sat, 01 Mar 2008 15:12:46 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=16320#comment-1019786 Ah...um...er...hm.... Ah…um…er…hm….

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