Comments on: Who’s your daddy? http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/03/28/whos-your-daddy/ General interest observations and true web-log. Sun, 12 Feb 2012 10:28:51 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Imposter http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/03/28/whos-your-daddy/comment-page-1/#comment-1053199 Imposter Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:57:23 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=16890#comment-1053199 <span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: arial, helvetica"><b><i>[Comment deleted - Violation of <a href="http://www.dvorak.org/blog/misc/commentguidelines.html" rel="nofollow"> <u>Posting Guidelines.</u></a> - ed.]</i></b></span> [Comment deleted - Violation of Posting Guidelines. - ed.]

]]> By: Mr. Catshit http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/03/28/whos-your-daddy/comment-page-1/#comment-1052707 Mr. Catshit Sat, 29 Mar 2008 01:07:44 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=16890#comment-1052707 #12, James Hill, So this test will prove who isn't your daddy. Will it help find which circus worker is? #12, James Hill,

So this test will prove who isn’t your daddy. Will it help find which circus worker is?

]]> By: WmDE http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/03/28/whos-your-daddy/comment-page-1/#comment-1052582 WmDE Fri, 28 Mar 2008 23:18:04 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=16890#comment-1052582 Wait until the kid is grown. If he/she is a credit to the human race, rich or looking after you in your old age. Claim the kid. "Yeah! That's my kid!" If the more likely scenario occurs and the kid makes headlines with Governor/Presidents, runs drugs, wants bail money all the time or is named Britney. Run to the drugstore. Anyone asks you may be able to say "I'm sure the kid is a disappointment to the father. Whoever that is." Wait until the kid is grown. If he/she is a credit to the human race, rich or looking after you in your old age. Claim the kid. “Yeah! That’s my kid!”

If the more likely scenario occurs and the kid makes headlines with Governor/Presidents, runs drugs, wants bail money all the time or is named Britney. Run to the drugstore. Anyone asks you may be able to say “I’m sure the kid is a disappointment to the father. Whoever that is.”

]]> By: James Hill http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/03/28/whos-your-daddy/comment-page-1/#comment-1052345 James Hill Fri, 28 Mar 2008 20:13:59 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=16890#comment-1052345 #7 - Your worship is noted. #7 – Your worship is noted.

]]> By: Pierre Larsen http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/03/28/whos-your-daddy/comment-page-1/#comment-1052058 Pierre Larsen Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:45:46 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=16890#comment-1052058 Yes - this ought to give lawyers some extra business. OTOH now it will become common knowledge that lawyers have no parents - they are spawned directly by the devil ;-) Yes – this ought to give lawyers some extra business.

OTOH now it will become common knowledge that lawyers have no parents – they are spawned directly by the devil ;-)

]]> By: Randall Lind http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/03/28/whos-your-daddy/comment-page-1/#comment-1052025 Randall Lind Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:28:54 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=16890#comment-1052025 That woman is sexy That woman is sexy

]]> By: JoaoPT http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/03/28/whos-your-daddy/comment-page-1/#comment-1051980 JoaoPT Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:11:51 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=16890#comment-1051980 I never believe my son is really mine. You just assume up front, that it might be or might not be and get on with your life. And what matters most is that you're raising him and he's seeing you as dad. I never believe my son is really mine. You just assume up front, that it might be or might not be and get on with your life. And what matters most is that you’re raising him and he’s seeing you as dad.

]]> By: Matt http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/03/28/whos-your-daddy/comment-page-1/#comment-1051880 Matt Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:51:05 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=16890#comment-1051880 They mention the $30 price, but then you have to pay the $120 lab fee. And an extra $200 for something that will stand up in court. If they could really get this down to $30 or even under $100 total, you'd really see some court battles. They mention the $30 price, but then you have to pay the $120 lab fee. And an extra $200 for something that will stand up in court. If they could really get this down to $30 or even under $100 total, you’d really see some court battles.

]]> By: OhForTheLoveOf http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/03/28/whos-your-daddy/comment-page-1/#comment-1051818 OhForTheLoveOf Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:19:52 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=16890#comment-1051818 #2 - <i>#1 - Not a shock that you’d come to this opinion: You’re never right.</i> Thanks. Your disagreement always validates me. #2 – #1 – Not a shock that you’d come to this opinion: You’re never right.

Thanks. Your disagreement always validates me.

]]> By: rodnovca http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/03/28/whos-your-daddy/comment-page-1/#comment-1051804 rodnovca Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:09:33 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=16890#comment-1051804 I read somewhere (totally unsubstantiated of course) that about 25% of kids don't have the father they think they have. I read somewhere (totally unsubstantiated of course) that about 25% of kids don’t have the father they think they have.

]]> By: The Interface http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/03/28/whos-your-daddy/comment-page-1/#comment-1051793 The Interface Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:04:40 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=16890#comment-1051793 There's more to being a parent than genetics. There are plenty of genetic parents who shouldn't have been allowed to have children, and there are plenty of parents who are truly mother and father to those not of their genes. However, given human nature, I wouldn't be surprised that Eideard's parting thought is fulfilled completely. There’s more to being a parent than genetics. There are plenty of genetic parents who shouldn’t have been allowed to have children, and there are plenty of parents who are truly mother and father to those not of their genes. However, given human nature, I wouldn’t be surprised that Eideard’s parting thought is fulfilled completely.

]]> By: Sea Lawyer http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/03/28/whos-your-daddy/comment-page-1/#comment-1051753 Sea Lawyer Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:33:02 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=16890#comment-1051753 Now we just need to overturn this horrible precedent that exists where a man can be tricked into believing a child is his, later find out it isn't, but still be forced to provide it with support. Now we just need to overturn this horrible precedent that exists where a man can be tricked into believing a child is his, later find out it isn’t, but still be forced to provide it with support.

]]> By: RTaylor http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/03/28/whos-your-daddy/comment-page-1/#comment-1051744 RTaylor Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:25:18 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=16890#comment-1051744 Mammas baby, dads maybe. Mammas baby, dads maybe.

]]> By: James Hill http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/03/28/whos-your-daddy/comment-page-1/#comment-1051726 James Hill Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:15:34 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=16890#comment-1051726 #1 - Not a shock that you'd come to this opinion: You're never right. Sorenson is a world class genetics company here in scenic Utah, and it's safe to say what they are selling works... quite well... because to sell something of poor quality would harm other segments of their business (that make a lot more money than a $30 kit at the drug store). As for the question of "why", it should be obvious that humans are hung up over the question where they came from. "Who's my baby daddy?" is just the latest connotation of the question. #1 – Not a shock that you’d come to this opinion: You’re never right.

Sorenson is a world class genetics company here in scenic Utah, and it’s safe to say what they are selling works… quite well… because to sell something of poor quality would harm other segments of their business (that make a lot more money than a $30 kit at the drug store).

As for the question of “why”, it should be obvious that humans are hung up over the question where they came from. “Who’s my baby daddy?” is just the latest connotation of the question.

]]> By: OhForTheLoveOf http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/03/28/whos-your-daddy/comment-page-1/#comment-1051685 OhForTheLoveOf Fri, 28 Mar 2008 13:47:03 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=16890#comment-1051685 What sort of Satan worshipping minion does one need to be to not only imagine such a product, but then think it a good idea to actually make and market the damn thing? And was the crucial Jerry Springer audience really calling out for this service? What sort of Satan worshipping minion does one need to be to not only imagine such a product, but then think it a good idea to actually make and market the damn thing? And was the crucial Jerry Springer audience really calling out for this service?

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