Comments on: BREAKING NEWS!! Candidates Drop Out Over Scandals — You Won’t Believe Who The Next President Will Be!!!

By: tallwookie

tallwookie — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:23:15 +0000

oh teh noes

By: Kevin Dupuy

Kevin Dupuy — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 22:08:30 +0000

Nader the only candidate? Are we forgetting about the Green Party? Kat Swift for President?

/waits for blank stares/

By: Esteban

Esteban — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 21:30:47 +0000

He still wouldn’t win, even running unopposed. My guess is the “Mickey Mouse” campaign would beat him by a landslide.

By: MikeN

MikeN — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 19:12:25 +0000

More proof there isn’t a dime’s worth of difference between the two parties.

By: Paul

Paul — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:50:49 +0000

Ron Paul in ’08

By: gregallen

gregallen — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:24:29 +0000

I get it April Fools.

But it raises a legitimate issue that people ignore when they demand that Hillary drop out.

Obama could still self-destruct.

Then Hillary will have been a idiot for dropping out.

(And don’t say it couldn’t happen. Obama is a relatively un-tested, un-vetted candidate.)

By: Phillep

Phillep — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:19:46 +0000

It’s fairly believable, IMO. Some people were talking about Gore trying for Pres if the Dhimmis can’t settle on which, and a three way brawl between them would probably take out all three. Nadir might actually get the majority of the Dhimmi vote.

The Repugs are unhappy with McCain’s lefty positions on a lot of issues and might just stay home if they don’t have someone horrible to vote against, and they think Nadir is a joke.

(But, take a look at how what Nadir wants, and consider what laws and Constitutional amendments would be required to enforce them. What he wants is against human nature and self interest, so only a totalitarian gov’t could enforce his dreams.)

By: gamermasterman

gamermasterman — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:31:33 +0000

You could have done better, D

By: Ah_Yea

Ah_Yea — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:40:06 +0000

This is such a cruel April Fools joke.

Raise our hopes and dreams, then crush them with no mercy.

By: GigG

GigG — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:05:50 +0000

You know, one 4/1 joke is funny. But come on this is getting silly.

I also understand the desire to show what 4/1 jokes others are doing. So, how about you wait till the end of the day and do a single post with a listing of the good ones.

By: MacBandit

MacBandit — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:55:24 +0000

What gives it away is that John would normally have a BS meter on a story like this.

By: julieb

julieb — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:49:28 +0000

# 13 jbenson2 said, on April 1st, 2008 at 5:29 am

“The big story that will break later today is that Bush has decided to overturn the 22nd Constitutional Amendment and run for a 3rd term.”

That’s not even funny.

By: jbenson2

jbenson2 — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:29:56 +0000

The big story that will break later today is that Bush has decided to overturn the 22nd Constitutional Amendment and run for a 3rd term.

By: Mark Derail

Mark Derail — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:02:32 +0000

THIS IS BETTER

LHC – Large HardOn Collider
http://largehardoncollider.com/

The black hole issue is also addressed, no worry.

Currently under construction, the LHC is scheduled to begin operation in May 2008.

The LHC is expected to become the world’s largest and highest energy penile accelerator ever assembled. Expected to penetrate new areas, the LHC will produce high speed, head-on collisions between beams of yonic and phallic particles.

When switched on, it is hoped that colliding the hard-on will produce the elusive Higgs Climactic Particle — often dubbed the ‘Oh God! Part’ — the observation of which could confirm the ‘missing contacts’ for my human intercourse, and explain how other elementary parts acquire properties such as [m]ass, attraction, hotness, chemistry, etc.

By: julieb

julieb — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:00:11 +0000

# 9 rick said, on April 1st, 2008 at 4:53 am

“April fools should be abolished. It’s such a waste of time.”

Then WTF are you doing?! GET TO WORK!