Comments on: Live, on Good Mourning TV! http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/04/01/live-on-good-mourning-tv/ General interest observations and true web-log. Sun, 12 Feb 2012 15:13:19 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Mr. Catshit http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/04/01/live-on-good-mourning-tv/comment-page-1/#comment-1061075 Mr. Catshit Wed, 02 Apr 2008 09:36:10 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=16973#comment-1061075 At my funeral, please don't waste money on flowers. I am not a flower lover. Don't waste money on an expensive coffin. Let the tree live. Don't waste tears on me. I ain't comin back. Don't waste a plot of earth. Bury me in a forest or plant a tree over my shallow grave. And fuck all the expensive “embalming” bullshit. The trees don't like it. Web cams? I didn't want an audience for my hernia operation either. At my funeral, please don’t waste money on flowers. I am not a flower lover.

Don’t waste money on an expensive coffin. Let the tree live.

Don’t waste tears on me. I ain’t comin back.

Don’t waste a plot of earth. Bury me in a forest or plant a tree over my shallow grave.

And fuck all the expensive “embalming” bullshit. The trees don’t like it.

Web cams? I didn’t want an audience for my hernia operation either.

]]> By: Pierre Larsen http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/04/01/live-on-good-mourning-tv/comment-page-1/#comment-1060991 Pierre Larsen Wed, 02 Apr 2008 08:03:07 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=16973#comment-1060991 Praised be reality TV. This is a great idea. Imagine all the on-line grief and tears. I have a better one though. A web cam in the coffin. You could always visit your relatives. Also: Real decay and gore. I am going to patent that one! Praised be reality TV.

This is a great idea. Imagine all the on-line grief and tears.

I have a better one though.

A web cam in the coffin. You could always visit your relatives. Also: Real decay and gore.

I am going to patent that one!

]]> By: Chris Mac http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/04/01/live-on-good-mourning-tv/comment-page-1/#comment-1060960 Chris Mac Wed, 02 Apr 2008 07:40:28 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=16973#comment-1060960 #5&6 - looks like that flower arrangement came out of an old star trek episode. it's about to eat that lady and her fake iguana armband #5&6 – looks like that flower arrangement came out of an old star trek episode. it’s about to eat that lady and her fake iguana armband

]]> By: WmDE http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/04/01/live-on-good-mourning-tv/comment-page-1/#comment-1060900 WmDE Wed, 02 Apr 2008 06:41:49 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=16973#comment-1060900 I prefer the drive throughs myself. Pull up. View the departed. Sign the book. Hit the fast food joint next door. I prefer the drive throughs myself. Pull up. View the departed. Sign the book. Hit the fast food joint next door.

]]> By: Riker17 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/04/01/live-on-good-mourning-tv/comment-page-1/#comment-1060523 Riker17 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 02:12:31 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=16973#comment-1060523 #5 - That "blatantly phallic flower arrangement" looks like a cross if you look carefully. Though, what the beholder sees is what the beholder chooses to see. #5 – That “blatantly phallic flower arrangement” looks like a cross if you look carefully. Though, what the beholder sees is what the beholder chooses to see.

]]> By: Sam http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/04/01/live-on-good-mourning-tv/comment-page-1/#comment-1060384 Sam Wed, 02 Apr 2008 00:53:09 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=16973#comment-1060384 Does anyone else notice the blatantly phallic flower arrangement in the top-left corner? Does anyone else notice the blatantly phallic flower arrangement in the top-left corner?

]]> By: the answer http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/04/01/live-on-good-mourning-tv/comment-page-1/#comment-1060377 the answer Wed, 02 Apr 2008 00:48:12 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=16973#comment-1060377 $150? Daemn talk about ripping off the elderly $150? Daemn talk about ripping off the elderly

]]> By: Eideard http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/04/01/live-on-good-mourning-tv/comment-page-1/#comment-1060341 Eideard Wed, 02 Apr 2008 00:18:11 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=16973#comment-1060341 #1 - actually, my first [insert number] wives were reasonably mellow. We just moved in different directions - in one case, to a different galaxy, :) I just finally found the right woman and - maybe - could have skipped the first batch. #1 – actually, my first [insert number] wives were reasonably mellow. We just moved in different directions – in one case, to a different galaxy, :)

I just finally found the right woman and – maybe – could have skipped the first batch.

]]> By: Ron Larson http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/04/01/live-on-good-mourning-tv/comment-page-1/#comment-1060231 Ron Larson Tue, 01 Apr 2008 22:56:01 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=16973#comment-1060231 Sounds good to me. Not everyone can drop everything and fly half way around to world to attend a funeral. When my brother got married (by Elvis) in Las Vegas, I was in Australia. I got to watch it live over the Internet. I am grateful that I at least got that. Sounds good to me. Not everyone can drop everything and fly half way around to world to attend a funeral.

When my brother got married (by Elvis) in Las Vegas, I was in Australia. I got to watch it live over the Internet. I am grateful that I at least got that.

]]> By: Exminer http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/04/01/live-on-good-mourning-tv/comment-page-1/#comment-1060157 Exminer Tue, 01 Apr 2008 22:15:32 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=16973#comment-1060157 Eideard, with comments like these, no wonder you are multi-divored... I'm sure vice versa for your ex-wives. Eideard, with comments like these, no wonder you are multi-divored… I’m sure vice versa for your ex-wives.

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