This was sent to me by Brenda Christensen who got it from her Mom in Denmark:

We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election in the US.

On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, running against a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.

On the other side, you have a war hero married to a good looking woman with big tits who owns a beer distributorship.

Is there really a contest here?

  1. Highqham says:

    I like my beer! I also used to like to take a drive for pleasure!

    Bush Junior, an oil man, became President; and the price of gas went sky high.

    If McCain becomes President, there goes the price of beer too 🙁

    What happened to the price of Peanuts when Carter was President? Bet they went up too – just not as much.


    Whenever a politician figures how to raise a dollar of taxes, at least two politicians each spend that dollar.

  2. bobbo says:

    #28–Catshit==I was with you all the way until I read the definition–and only one of 7 subparts fit.

    We agree otherwise as well, or if not otherwise, with the above quibble.


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