Schallenberger waves to friends in court

A teen accused of plotting to blow up his high school told police that he wanted to die, go to heaven and kill Jesus, federal authorities said Tuesday.

Ryan Schallenberger, 18, is cooperating with the bomb plot investigation, police say.

Prosecutors argued in a federal courtroom that the statements are an indication that 18-year-old Ryan Schallenberger needs a psychological evaluation.

The straight-A Chesterfield High School senior was arrested April 19 and faces several state and federal charges, including attempting to use a weapon of mass destruction. That charge carries a possible life sentence if he is convicted.

He got straight A’s. Helluva guidance counselor.




  1. 888 says:

    Keep mustardbating, Mustard!
    Dont go off topic, it is verboten 😉

  2. The Pirate says:

    Speaking of Urban dictionary.

    bobbo – n.

    big old brown booty hole(O)
    Show me that bobbo. I wanna see that bobbo. I put it in her bobbo.

    This bobbo spanking delivered by The Pirate, spanking bobbo-the-troll since 2007.

    I approve of this message – The Pirate

  3. bobbo says:

    #92–Pirate==I actually only posted to advise 888 of the urban dictionary, but saints be with us. Urban Dictionary totally hoses my nick and gives Mustard, well, Mustard.

    The karmic wheel is turning, hope I’m up for some Mustard next.

  4. The Pirate says:

    Its ‘The Pirate’ Thank you very much 🙂

  5. bobbo says:

    #94–Pirate==I don’t know you well enough to say “the.” Even “a” would be a stretch. bobbo’s are like that.

  6. Mr. Gawd Almighty says:

    #81, Mustard,

    “anybody who believes in God is a fucking mor(a)n, a pedophile, and probably has syphilis and/ or gonorrhea” schtick.

    I wouldn’t go that far, but that does help explain the recent increase in gonorrhea cases.

  7. Mister Mustard says:

    >>that does help explain the recent increase
    >>in gonorrhea cases.

    More likely it’s your objection to condoms that is responsible, Lawd.

  8. HOLYMAN says:

    What i want to do is commit sacrilege against that fucking cocksucking jesus christ.I go to church every sunday and curse the lord jesus all the time i’m there.Waiting for my chance to go to that fucking alter of his and shit and piss all over it.I have a blessed holy bible that i use as ass wipe and piss pot.Yes i shit and piss on the holy bible every day.I have taken holy communion and put it in my underware next to my cock so that cocksucking jesus christ could suck me till i got home.There i took the host and put it up my ass so jesus could eat my shit.Then pissed on it,spit on it,puked on it @ steped on it all the while curseing that cocksucking,fucking,bastard we call JESUS CHRIST.Do you think that is sacrilege.If not i am going to wait till everyone leaves the church on a sunday and go up to the Fucking alter and curse JESUS FUCKING CHRIST while pissing on it and if i need a shit i plan on putting shit all over the holy statues.That should be a sacrilege.Hope so.I spit on the holy name of JESUS CHRIST..My holy soul is going to HELL if i have anything to do with it.If that fucking bastard pice of shit jesus christ were alive today wwe would not have to wory about him being crucifyed.Give him to me and i would torture that fucking,cocksucking,basdard,prickhead JESUS CHRIST to death..Again i spit on the name Jesus Christ and all things that are holy.FUCK JESUS.In the name of the FUCKING FATHER,the FUCKING SON @ FUCKING HOLY GHOST AMEN!!!I fucking curse them all..FUCKING JESUS COCKSUCKING PRICK BASTARD JESUS JESUS JESUS CHRISTTTTTT.Fuck you all.I spit,piss,shit & puke on them all.FUCK YOU JESUS CHRIST and all things holy…

  9. HOLYMAN says:

    What i want to do is commit sacrilege against that fucking cocksucking jesus christ.I go to church every sunday and curse the lord jesus all the time i’m there.Waiting for my chance to go to that fucking alter of his and shit and piss all over it.I have a blessed holy bible that i use as ass wipe and piss pot.Yes i shit and piss on the holy bible every day.I have taken holy communion and put it in my underware next to my cock so that cocksucking jesus christ could suck me till i got home.There i took the host and put it up my ass so jesus could eat my shit.Then pissed on it,spit on it,puked on it @ steped on it all the while curseing that cocksucking,fucking,bastard we call JESUS CHRIST.Do you think that is sacrilege.If not i am going to wait till everyone leaves the church on a sunday and go up to the Fucking alter and curse JESUS FUCKING CHRIST while pissing on it and if i need a shit i plan on putting shit all over the holy statues.That should be a sacrilege.Hope so.I spit on the holy name of JESUS CHRIST..My holy soul is going to HELL if i have anything to do with it.If that fucking bastard pice of shit jesus christ were alive today wwe would not have to wory about him being crucifyed.Give him to me and i would torture that fucking,cocksucking,basdard,prickhead JESUS CHRIST to death..Again i spit on the name Jesus Christ and all things that are holy.FUCK JESUS.In the name of the FUCKING FATHER,the FUCKING SON @ FUCKING HOLY GHOST AMEN!!!I fucking curse them all..FUCKING JESUS COCKSUCKING PRICK BASTARD JESUS JESUS JESUS CHRISTTTTTT.Fuck you all.I spit,piss,shit & puke on them all.FUCK YOU JESUS CHRIST and all things holy…


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