Comments on: Ginourmous Cow as Big as a Small Elephant

By: Mr. Gawd Almighty

Mr. Gawd Almighty — Thu, 15 May 2008 23:21:54 +0000

#35, joshua,

*bullock* means balls in English

Once again you show us your lack of intelligence. A bullock is another name for an immature bull or a steer.

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This is a Friesian. They are raised for their milk production. You wouldn’t want a steak from this guy as it would be stringy and tough.

Most male Holsteins are raised for a short time before being turned into hamburg although some are raised as veal. The hamburg fate is reserved for old cows and bulls past their serviceable life.

By: Bob

Bob — Thu, 15 May 2008 11:20:17 +0000

Just a little Photoshop enhancement…

Look closer at the animals right side and right rear hoof.

By: Joshua

Joshua — Thu, 15 May 2008 07:22:17 +0000

I’ve never seen so many people who just don’t bother to read the story with the photo.

When you look at the other photo’s you realize it’s real. Unless those girls are 2′ tall.

And they ARE girls. And the story refers to the **cow** as a **he** several times. And while *bullock* means balls in English, somehow I think they are referring to the bovines gender.

Friesian’s can get pretty damned big.

By: Elmer Fudd

Elmer Fudd — Thu, 15 May 2008 07:08:20 +0000

Wonder what kind of 4H prize it would win ?

By: ECA

ECA — Thu, 15 May 2008 04:04:18 +0000

http://tinyurl.com/4sww26

[You guys are making me work here- ed]

By: JPV

JPV — Thu, 15 May 2008 03:29:39 +0000

Some complete and utter moron said:

Cameras DONT show perspective…
LOOK HARD..
LOOK AT THE LEASH…
The girl is at least 10 feet BACK.. and there is a small slope…
Its abit OFF, and more af an illusion then you may think.

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6ft 6ins tall and 1.25 tonnes. Hmmm… I don’t think the photo is much of an illusion at all. No matter what, that’s a big cow.

Did you even bother to look at the other photos?

Probably not…

[All three links were dead - also pls use TinyUrl for long urls' - ed]

By: JPV

JPV — Thu, 15 May 2008 03:22:10 +0000

I wonder how many Big Macs would he make?

Hmmm…

By: McCullough

McCullough — Thu, 15 May 2008 03:08:13 +0000

#27. Dennis- Do Farmers know the difference between a resistor and a capacitor….probably not.

Actually I live on a ranch and do know the difference and posted in haste, can you find it in your heart to forgive my egregious error????

By: LtJackboot

LtJackboot — Thu, 15 May 2008 00:31:18 +0000

Imagine the STEAKS!!!

By: andy

andy — Thu, 15 May 2008 00:25:51 +0000

i just figured bulls aren’t supposed to be that big either

By: Dennis

Dennis — Thu, 15 May 2008 00:21:56 +0000

Cripes, is no one going to point out the obvious error?? The title and the final comment refer to a cow, but the body of the story says Chili is a bullock (uh, a young BULL). Come on guys, don’t geeks know the difference between a cow and a bull?

By: andy

andy — Thu, 15 May 2008 00:19:42 +0000

they might be playing with perspective a bit, but this definitely doesn’t have the stink of that hogzilla story

By: JPV

JPV — Wed, 14 May 2008 22:50:34 +0000

Balbas said

C’mon… they Photoshopped the man to look smaller.

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They also Photoshopped him to look like a woman too.

By: Mr Diesel

Mr Diesel — Wed, 14 May 2008 21:11:36 +0000

I hear Cheney and his secret energy cabal wants to cut him up and see if they can make oil out of him.

By: Jetfire

Jetfire — Wed, 14 May 2008 20:12:53 +0000

FTA “He now stands at 6ft 6ins from the floor to the top of his shoulder and he is massive when he holds his head up.” So it’s around a foot and a half taller than normal cows. The woman in the picture could also be on the short side.