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Owned
Just saw the alien video in Colorado Springs.
“Dvorak deleted my comment? Dammit!”
(That’s my new caption.)
The look on Tommy’s face told us that he knew where the werewolf was.
“Patient successfully receives transplant of Jennifer Wilbanks’ eyes, flees operating theater. Later located in Vegas.”

[Or her. - ed.]
focus, focus…darn it…
I hate Eye doctors…
3,
Someone deleted the WHOLE thing, not just the post
#5, Ok, I had to google “Jennifer Wilbank”, but it was worth it…
Yes, I had to look her up too, but came across this excellent blog site with other oldies but goodies including Pat Tilman’s last words and Jackson’s tit.
#5 – Max Bell
#7 – Ah_Yea
I had almost forgot her…

Check out my cool new “Number 11″ contact lenses.
“Oh my God! I just realized that I’m not anatomically correct!”
Methamphetamine? Never tried it… Really.
My name is Johnny Knoxvill, this is me 15 years later.
Whattya mean Hillary hasn’t conceded defeat yet?
Out of Coffee? How the hell does Starbucks run out of coffee?!? Bring me some coffee now!
I drank what?!
I am looking at a beautiful person through the monitor.
MISTER TOO MUCH COFFEE MAN
eyes burning …. need … to … blink …. when is he gonna take the flipping prom photo?? I’ve been waiting 15 years now.
METH… day 1
Gotta stop hanging out at Starbucks!
Mister Mustard and Misanthropic Scott are AGREEING on DU!?
J/P=?
I owe you HOW much for filling up my car!
Dude, you are the father.
PENIS GOES THERE?
Bob has just been informed that Star Trek is not real.
Hop, I think the caption you posted underneath the photo is the winner.
[HAW! ©Mister Mustard 2005-2008 - ed.]
It could be a picture of Hopper after reading my dumb ass comments. I’ll bet I’ve had as many comments deleted as were added. Sorry, I’m 54 with the maturity of a 13 year old.
[It could be you after I catch up with you.
- ed.]
1) “I can’t believe it’s NOT butter”
2) “You wanna put that WHERE?”
Martin Feldman meets Marty Sheen.
Gas is HOW MUCH a gallon today?
…seconds after opening the bill to discover his ISP’s definition of “Unlimited” does not reflect Webster’s.
What do you mean, you want to be a DISC JOCKEY ?
Another … Windows? Windows Seven?
So that story about Google watching you? Say hello to Google.
Plainly visible in the photo is the face of Mr. Mustard’s head. Just out of view is the back of Mr. Hills Head. Mr. Hill is demonstrating how Mr. Mustard is being pwned.
(My apologies to both MM & JH.)
I don’t mean to stare but I have two glass eyes.
Typical Dvorak Uncensored male viewer after seeing the last picture on the right of the “Caption this Photo” banner.

[I can take a hint. - ed.]
THIS is what you look like AFTER, you bend over in the Prison shower..
What you talkin about, Willis…
Ketchup on Lobster!!!?!!!?!!??!
Or
Andy Serkis hears the news of the delay of the Hobbit Movies.
“His middle name is HUSSEIN?”
“HHHENNNNNNNNNGH!!”
Hillary WINS!!!
“Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to “Jackass Number Thirty Seven!”
After visiting the plastic surgeon and asking for the “Nicole Kidman”, Lance tries out his surprised look, which co-incidentally is the same as his happy, sad, angry, quizzical and frustrated looks…
YOUR SOUL IS MINE!
GET the red out…
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