Bush reddy to rite fabuliscious memoir-ity kind of thingy m’bee
Bush Memoir?

Published on June 15th, 2008

“My finest moment”

Asked if he planned to pen his own book after leaving office in January, Bush said it was a possibility.

“I’m going to think about that, yes — writing a book,” Bush said in an interview with Britain’s Observer newspaper.

Bush’s predecessor Bill Clinton wrote a best-selling book after leaving office that chronicled his life as well as his eight years in the White House. He has made more than $23 million from his memoir “My Life”.

Bush also said he never saw the award-winning network television show “The West Wing” about a fictitious U.S. president, preferring instead to watch sports and read books.

“I seriously don’t watch TV. You know, I watch sports, but I’d much rather read books. And I do. I read a lot,” he said according to a transcript released by the White House.

Wonder who he’ll choose to ghost write it for him? Has Jay Leno ever done comic books?

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# 1 MikeN said, on June 15th, 2008 at 8:38 am

Oh no, he never watched TheWestWing. How horrible! If he had, he’d have known that English as the official language was just a silly little issue to get headlines.

# 2 keaneo said, on June 15th, 2008 at 8:41 am

So, uh, we can presume you were a regular? Or did some right-wing floozy tell you this on her website?

# 3 Lou Minatti said, on June 15th, 2008 at 8:41 am

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# 4 keaneo said, on June 15th, 2008 at 8:43 am

Not to detract from Bush’s pronouncements this week – about his victory in Iraq, God’s love for America First and how Europe and the rest of world now understands why they now have more love for the United States.

What a dolt!

# 5 moss said, on June 15th, 2008 at 8:47 am

Yup, #3 – absolutely right. Geeks should have opinions about nothing but capacitors. Yup. You may now return to your momma’s basement.

Or have a Bud Lite and go back to watching Nascar on your SD CRT.

# 6 Mister Ketchup said, on June 15th, 2008 at 8:48 am

I’m sure this book will be of the coloring type.

# 7 Chris Mac said, on June 15th, 2008 at 8:53 am

Curious George goes to Iraq.

# 8 eyeofthetiger said, on June 15th, 2008 at 8:56 am

I’d be a nickel he would never read it. I bittorented Clinton’s book. I figured I gave him enough with cocaine sales in the 80’s.

# 9 Awake said, on June 15th, 2008 at 9:08 am

If Bush’s thoughts were put on paper the way that he really thinks:

Sadly, most of the world would believe this is an actual speech, based on Bush’s actions.

# 10 Jeff said, on June 15th, 2008 at 9:10 am

Why the hell do you do that? I used to like X-men when I was younger. It was bad enough that Mr. Lucas destroyed memories of my childhood, but now this…

# 11 James Hill said, on June 15th, 2008 at 9:21 am

You hacks are losing your edge, and in an election year no less.

The correct answer is…

“You actually have to ‘write’ a coloring book?”

# 12 moss said, on June 15th, 2008 at 9:28 am

Why James – here’s one of your favorite coloring book pages – and it has “writing” at the bottom.

http://tinyurl.com/5c9old

# 13 gregallen said, on June 15th, 2008 at 9:53 am

If he had bothered to read his Dad’s memoir he would have known there were different kinds of Muslims in Iraq.

It is stunning how ignorant this man was of the country he was so hellbent on invading.

Stunning and criminal.

# 14 Mister Mustard said, on June 15th, 2008 at 10:04 am

Oh man, I’d hate to be the ghost writer on THAT project. Imagine trying to make sense out of the gibberish that guy spouts?

The ghost writer should get a 90:10 cut of any profits.

# 15 writer said, on June 15th, 2008 at 10:11 am

Bush “Crayon! I mean right on, awesome.” Once his vocabulary gets gooder, he can lie even easier.
I sure hope, if he writes it, the only sky he can see is from a high barred window.

# 16 Pickle Monster said, on June 15th, 2008 at 10:16 am

Some comic (I forget which one) gave an amusing remark regarding Ronald Reagan building his library after leaving office:

“Why would anyone spend 30 million dollars on a shelf?”

# 17 framitz said, on June 15th, 2008 at 10:33 am

I’m not sure Bush CAN read. It was at my daughter’s elementary school where he was photographed holding a children’s book upside down pretending to pay attention and read along.

The frigging fool obviously has the mentality of a 10 year old.

# 18 SparkyOne said, on June 15th, 2008 at 2:40 pm

#17
Most 10 year old children are pretty sharp and are on the right hand side of the bell in your comparison. You might consider an apology to those aged 10

# 19 Steve S said, on June 15th, 2008 at 3:56 pm

Maybe a pop-up book?

# 20 Jägermeister said, on June 15th, 2008 at 4:46 pm

#9 – Awake

Nice video! Here’s another one.

# 21 gregallen said, on June 15th, 2008 at 7:05 pm

Well, it’s about time an ex-administration officials writes SOMETHING nice about Bush & Co.

Seriously… think about it. Are there ANY flattering books by those in the administration? I can’t think of a single one, but there might be.

Every time a critical book gets published, the administration smears the author and acts like the book is some sort of aberration.

# 22 OvenMaster said, on June 15th, 2008 at 8:58 pm

Any book he writes is going to have the pages end up being the most expensive toilet paper on record.

# 23 GetSmart said, on June 15th, 2008 at 9:19 pm

I just finished a book almost 500 pages long.
Man, that was a lot of coloring.

# 24 MikeN said, on June 15th, 2008 at 10:01 pm

Oh no gregallen, that’s just for the books that the liberal media puts on the front page.

# 25 MikeN said, on June 15th, 2008 at 10:02 pm

Well it appears form the post that y’all fell for Bush’s dummy routine, just like he wanted. Go back to his first run for office, and you’ll realize that it was an act.

# 26 Jurjen said, on June 16th, 2008 at 1:22 am

Bush says he reads lots of books? I never noticed.

# 27 The Warden said, on June 16th, 2008 at 1:24 am

Or to really show of how smart he really is, he could just write blog postings bashing himself like you do!

I just made reservations for you at BJ’s. It’s under Bitterman, party of one.

# 28 Mister Mustard said, on June 16th, 2008 at 2:15 am

>>Well it appears form the post that y’all fell
>>for Bush’s dummy routine, just like he wanted.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! That’s the funniest thing you’ve ever said, Lyin’ Mike! Are you a professional comedian?

>>Go back to his first run for office, and
>>you’ll realize that it was an act.

What, Pappy didn’t really have friends on the Supreme Court and a son who was governor of Florida? You mean Dumbya actually won the election fair and square, using his razor-sharp intellect and superior qualifications?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! That’s the funnier than the funniest thing you’ve ever said, Lyin’ Mike!

# 29 Mr. Fusion said, on June 16th, 2008 at 5:26 am

#25, Lyin’ Mike,

Well it appears form the post that y’all fell for Bush’s dummy routine, just like he wanted.

Yes, you have a point. That stuff about being a “uniter” was bullshit. Then the crap about being from outside Wahington fooled a lot of people. Especially when his V-P is a former Congressman and Cabinet Member as were most of his top people.

Yup. We fell for the first of so many lies. Now, were they lies or did Bush really believe them from the best intelligence available?

# 30 bobbo said, on June 16th, 2008 at 5:34 am

It matters little what Bush started out believing. Simple observable truth is that the USA faced, and is still facing, some major challenges and BushCo did nothing to address any of them except thru incompetent tax policy to make them worse.

The key quality of a leader is to identify issues and address them. THEN when an approach is not working, TRY SOMETHING ELSE. The problem with the religious frame of mind, that Bush/McSame abundantly demonstrate, is that facts aren’t that relevant==and so we have the faultering USA we have today.

Religion STINKS because it promotes fanciful thinking, meaning conclusionary thinking without the need for review and correction. and that’s true whether or not god exists. Dopes.

# 31 MikeN said, on June 16th, 2008 at 7:29 am

#28, You’re really showing yourself to be Bush’s inferior intellectually. The Supreme Court had nothing to do with his first run for office, which was not in 2000. So try again.

Let me help you out. His first run was not the 1998 Texas Governor’s race or the 1994 governor’s race.

You have to go way back to a run for Congress in the 70s, which he lost when his opponent called him an egghead who was out of touch with the district.

Funny how liberals who realize that Bush is faking it with the ranch and the cowboy boots, couldn’t figure out the whole picture.

# 32 JimD said, on June 16th, 2008 at 7:56 am

“Why I Ran and Hid on 9/11″ with Co-Author Prick Cheney !!!

“How to Make BILLIONS IN NO-BID FEDERAL CONTRACTS” with Co-Author Prick Cheney !!!

“How to STEAL ELECTIONS” with Co-Author Prick Cheney and the President of DIEBOLD Corporation !!!

“How to Attack a Country That Hadn’t Attacked America and DRIVE UP THE PRICE OF OIL” with Co-Author Prick Cheney and the President of Mobil/EXXON!!!

Some titles that would be BEST SELLERS, but won’t be appearing in bookstores anytime soon !!!

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