Hookers double your stimulus rebate

Published on July 1st, 2008

Air Force Amy at Moonlite BunnyRanch

Nevada brothels that cater to long-haul truckers are offering gas cards and other promotions after seeing business decline as much as 25 percent from a year ago.

Geoffrey Arnold, president of the Nevada Brothel Owners’ Association, said truckers account for up to 75 percent of business at the state’s rural brothels along Interstate 80 and U.S. Highway 95…

Under a promotion under way at the Moonlite BunnyRanch near Carson City, the first 100 customers who arrive with government stimulus checks receive twice the services for the same regular price.

“We’re calling it double your stimulus,” said BunnyRanch owner Dennis Hof. “The brothel industry is having to get more creative just like all consumer products in America. Everybody has got to deal, and we’re doing the same thing.”

Hey, if Wal-Mart and Best Buy are doing it. Why not the rest of the ~~pimps~~ business community?

Thanks, K B

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# 1 Gasbag said, on July 1st, 2008 at 12:35 am

Nevada here I come or is that cum?

# 2 Mister Mayonnaise said, on July 1st, 2008 at 2:07 am

There ought to be a mayonnaise angle to this story, but alas, I just can’t think of one.

# 3 bobbo said, on July 1st, 2008 at 2:37 am

So, it needs to be asked: “Just who is the bigger whore? The fine staff at Nevada brothels returning services for dollars, or BushCo returning your own money to you in return for driving up the national debt?”

Hint–its the same group you can’t really respect and haven’t for years.

# 4 HMeyers said, on July 1st, 2008 at 2:54 am

Rising gas prices is a precious thing that will solve all of our ills.

What is happening is this:

Most Americans are overweight and their spending habits are just as undisciplined as their eating habits.

Change: Enter high gas prices …

Slovenly Americans aren’t going to stop buying gas.

So the effect is that they buy nearly the same amount of gas as the past but tighten the belt in all other areas.

Disposable income drops and drops and drops.

Plus we have higher food prices Less fast food and whatever the hell obese people gorge themselves with.

Result:

Less overeating, more watching their budget, sell gas guzzler and buy more reasonable vehicle, quit wasting money on idiotic discretionary spending.

It’s a modern miracle what high gas prices can do.

Now we wait for the currency to devalue enough that we have an export industry again.

# 5 Chris Mac said, on July 1st, 2008 at 3:11 am

Hey, if Wal-Mart and Best Buy are doing it. Why not the rest of the pimps business community?

Thanks, K B

Yes, Thank You.

# 6 RTaylor said, on July 1st, 2008 at 4:01 am

I would consider it, but at my age in the shape I’m in, that women would kill me.

# 7 Bob West said, on July 1st, 2008 at 4:46 am

Now I understand the term “government stimulus check”.

# 8 jbenson2 said, on July 1st, 2008 at 5:23 am

Hey, if Wal-Mart and Best Buy are doing it. Why not the rest of the pimps [business] community?

Apple is right at the top of the list with their screw-job iPhone. CEO Jobs version of bend over.

# 9 Mister Ketchup said, on July 1st, 2008 at 5:51 am

I never saw a woman in Wal-Mart that I wanted to have sex with.

# 10 the_other_dave said, on July 1st, 2008 at 6:33 am

Yeah, people will spend less on food. That doesn’t mean they will eat less. Have you noticed that the cheaper the food is the crappier it is for you. I just paid 3.50 for a pint of black berries. That buys you 3 packages of mac and cheese. Tell me which one is better for you?

# 11 GigG said, on July 1st, 2008 at 8:25 am

#9 You just aren’t looking at the right Wal-Marts.

http://tinyurl.com/v0si

# 12 Mister Mustard said, on July 1st, 2008 at 9:08 am

That story is hilarious. Playboy, “explicit lyrics” on CDs, and soft-core porn mags like Maxim don’t “pass muster” with the clientele at Wal*Mart?

HAW!

What the fuck Wal*Marts are those? The clientele at the Wal*Marts I’ve been in look like their mother and father were brother and sister, and now they’re either married to their daughter or a sheep.

#9 – Señor Ketchup

You may not want to have traditional missionary-position sex with the Wal*Mart women, but I’m told that their smooth, soft, toothless gums make them ideal participants in another form of sex.

# 13 JoaoPT said, on July 1st, 2008 at 9:51 am

With so much stimuli, I’m afraid I’d jump the gun…

# 14 Little Johnnie said, on July 1st, 2008 at 1:33 pm

I hope the government doesn’t check my stimulus!

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