Comments on: Man Arrested for Public Nudity, Sex Acts with Claw Hammer. That’s Illegal? Who Knew?

By: Stephanie

Stephanie — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 16:16:53 +0000

Just to give him the benefit of the doubt… to me the report didn’t clearly state which end of the hammer he was using!

By: Mojo Yugen

Mojo Yugen — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 20:31:59 +0000

So…just for clarification…it’s only a problem if you are using a CLAW hammer? In theory if I had a…ummmm…friend that was using some other kind of hammer that would be ok then?…Right? Totally theoretical question by the way.

By: Rick Cain

Rick Cain — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 18:14:50 +0000

I would think a ball peen hammer is much more orifice-friendly.

By: t0llyb0ng

t0llyb0ng — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 17:31:35 +0000

There’s that “prone” again. Probably off by 180 degrees, as “per” usual.

By: lou

lou — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 15:43:47 +0000

Never seperate a man from his hammer.

By: Mr. Fusion

Mr. Fusion — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 14:04:30 +0000

Oopps, I forgot their grandfather, old Rusty.

By: Mr. Fusion

Mr. Fusion — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 14:03:25 +0000

Ah, yes, Claw Hammer. M.C. Hammer’s brother. Don’t forget little brother Tack or big Uncle Sledge. And the slutty sister, BallPeen and her wacky husband Mallet.

Sister-in-law, Air can blow like, … never mind. And her husband Jack, really good at busten things up. Loud too. Their kid Slide, good dancer, but only a couple of moves.

And brother Sickle. His wit cuts like a knife but for some reason just doesn’t fit in with the rest of the family.

So what was this guy’s problem again?

By: Dallas

Dallas — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 13:57:40 +0000

#6 – My sentiments exactly.

I bet people came out of the woodwork to express their outrage on this loony while dismissing Cheney’s criminal behavior as “se la vie”.

By: Ho-Lip Tex

Ho-Lip Tex — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 02:51:08 +0000

At least it was only one claw hammer, not two. One goatse is more than enough for the world…

By: Mr. Fusion

Mr. Fusion — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 00:01:19 +0000

Fort Wayne, home of the … ugh, home of the, … aahh, … .

Never mind.

By: Ron Larson

Ron Larson — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 23:32:01 +0000

Isn’t 24 divided by 24 = 1? So that means he is naked 1, 1 what? 1 Hour? 1 Day? 1 Minute?

Probably spoken by the same kinds of idiots who use double-negatives (“I don’t know nothing”), and who say things “He turned his life around 360 degrees” (so you’re saying he is exactly the same?)

By: GregAllen

GregAllen — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 22:25:35 +0000

>> A neighbor told cops that Miller was “not right” and parades around naked “24/24.”

“24/24″? what’s that? Two days?

By: lakelady

lakelady — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 22:19:07 +0000

wait a minute….was he standing in the window or was he prone? Unless he’s mastered the art of bilocation he can’t be both. For goodness sakes let the man nail whatever he wants in his own home.

By: GregAllen

GregAllen — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 22:17:36 +0000

This guy is in jail while Rumsfeld, Cheney and Gonzales walk free and rich.

The world is unjust.

By: Floyd

Floyd — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 21:21:08 +0000

There’s really not much to do in Fort Wayne IN apparently, other than watching neighbors that parade around nekkid in their picture window and do rude (and probably painful) things with motor oil and a claw hammer. Gotta get your entertainment where you can.