Russian President Vladimir Putin quashed a rapidly circulating rumor today, denying a newspaper report that he had secretly divorced his wife and planned to marry a famous Russian gymnast less than half his age.
Come on now, can you blame him?
I’d like to have girl that can put vagine on top of head.
I wouldn’t deny it, I’d tell everybody. 
Saturday night, she dresses up as Chechnya and Putin invades. Da!
She is beautiful? I dont think so.
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Oh man. If I were an ugly old fart like “Vladimir”, I’d be ENCOURAGING that rumor, not denying it!
I feel sorry for the beautiful gymnast, though. And yes, #5 zorkor, she IS beautiful. She may not have the facial hair and steroid muscles that you prefer, but she’s hot as a pistol.
Sex made easy… Choose your hole…
I find scorpions to be fascinating but I keep my distance.
I’m sorry, but this girl is a freak. Very creepy.
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First you… pass on the money, then go directly to power, then you get all three…
ie. like picture.
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Thing is, she has to walk around like that on all fours all of the time. Imagine the State Dinners with her creeping everybody out. How does she see where she is going when she wears a long dress? How does she use a toilet?
#4: Spit take of the day!
#15: How does she use a toilet? Very carefully! Har!
Here’s Ludmilla Putin:
http://www.jamd.com/image/g/1773629
If I were Vladimir, I’d go for the contortionist too!
I’m in.
Only problem is, her hair always smells like s#!t.
You think he could get a girl with better posture.
She’s a super freak, super freak, super freaky.
No really, I don’t find that attractive.
Mister Mustard,
If thats your standard in loving women then I feel sorry for you. I bet you love barbie dolls even?
#22 – Zork
Just because I like beautiful women who are flexible (an added benefit), that’s no bad reflection on me.
On the other hand, loving women with facial hair and steroid muscles…..well. I’m just saying.
Ovenmaster, put a warning on those pictures!
Strong like bull.
Smart like tractor.
It’s good to be Czar.
I used to date a contortionist…..
until she broke it off.
Well if you like women that are built like 13 year old boys, I’m sure she’s fine and he retains his heterosexuality.
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Agreed, she’s not beautiful. But there’s something in that picture that makes me want her too.
I would be in the market for many of these ladies, and I would also have a HOOKER farm in NEVADA..
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>>Well if you like women that are built like
>>13 year old boys…
If 13-year-old boys look like her in your neck of the woods, they must be eating too many soy products:
It would be a bitch carrying her into a restaurant and trying to find her a seat.
#31 – Mister Ketchup
Hey… no worries… just park her with the other horses outside the bar.
You don’t need to marry your mistress when you are running a police state, duh!
Old news… this is from April 2008. Not August.
Putin’s too much of a man to do such a thing. He orgasms on power, not women. Georgia gave him 20 orgasms in a row alone.
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