MySpace.com – CMR[In Cali] – 16 – Male – sadly im stuck in, Alaska – www.myspace.com/tall_balla — Showing just how weird this election is going to be, the boy who is invoved with Bristol Palin has been revealed by bloggers and various online links can be found here on reddit. The local boy, Chris Ray, according to his now private MySpace page indicates that he is stressed and would like to move to Tokyo. He should be looking for a book deal instead. He also alludes to the fact that the media sucks.

Meanwhile, this is only going to get worse. And we have yet to see the parodies and satires surrounding this carnival. Most of the cache pages are all gone from Google and the one that is left — linked above — does show a few of his friends who will now be hounded by the media. This upcoming zoo still indicates to me that Sarah will put a stop to it by resigning. The media and the Democrats will be excoriated for their insensitivity. We can also ask why they said this kid’s name was Levi, a decidedly Jewish name (Third son of Jacob and Leah). What was the point of that?

INVASION ALERT: Look for paparazzi, reporters, the National Enquirer and it’s checkbook, descend into town to talk to every kid in the neighborhood. Kids, they pay around $200 for snippets. A photo of Bristol and her boyfriend together and you should get $5000 at least. Maybe more.


UPDATE:
The East Coast newspapers now say the boyfriend is actually a high-school hockey player named Levi Johnston from a different town who “doesn’t want to have kids.” It will be interesting to see who gets this story right. Read the NY Daily News account here. This story is curiously bylined by three female reporters. It took three?




  1. robin1943 says:

    I am surprised you would add to this story. It is the left that just wants to make a big deal out of this. If the left want to be fair maybe they should look closer that their Golden Boy. According to Wikipedia Obama was born on Aug 8, 1961 and his mother and father were married on Feb 2, 1961. Unless he was one lucky premature baby his mother was a not married when he was conceived. However, you will never hear this from the liberal media

  2. MikieV says:

    “Unless he was one lucky premature baby his mother was a not married when he was conceived. However, you will never hear this from the liberal media”

    Why?

    Were “Golden Boy’s” parents pushing abstinence-only sex education?

  3. Brian says:

    It’s funny to see the right wingers up in arms over this, over the ‘media’ calling this story out, when the same media had no problem ‘swift boating’ Kerry in ’04.

    You reap what you sow, boys.

    Look for a resignation soon and Mitt Romney to join the ticket.

  4. wiglebot says:

    Levi Johnston is the Dad according to the Palin’s. You guys can argue with them.

  5. Lou says:

    When moms away, the youths will play.

  6. Mister Mustard says:

    >>The East Coast newspapers now say the >>boyfriend is actually a high-school hockey
    >>player named Levi Johnston from a different
    >>town who “doesn’t want to have kids.”

    I just hope his myspace page is better designed than that Chris kid’s. Man, did that thing suck. I’d nominate that for the “worst 10 web pages of all time” list.

    And that pic of Bristol chewing her tongue in the NY Daily News is kind of grim. Looks like one of those “celebrities without makeup” shots. Oooff.

  7. wooly83 says:

    scratch that – it is

  8. wooly83 says:

    scratch that – it is…

  9. johns says:

    Awwww are de wittle weepublicans gonna cry? Not so much fun when it’s your turn to get skewered is it. Hehehe.

  10. amodedoma says:

    I said it before but for those of you that missed it, American politics is like a mexican soap opera. Probrably because the media love to distract people from those important yet boring issues, with bullshit like this. Teen pregnancy, SO WHAT!? I’d say there are millions of americans the product of teen pregnancies (myself for one), so what does that prove? If you want politics, stick to politics. If you want soap opera drama, go ahead, drool!

  11. brendal says:

    Give them beer (preferably Cindy’s)…and the circus!!

    Brilliant.

    Meanwhile, what’s going on in Iran??

  12. Joseph says:

    So many posting on here just don’t get it. If you would venture outside your liberal comfort zone and try to understand others with whom you disagree, it would benefit you greatly. We “holy rollers” aren’t angry or upset with Sarah Palin or her daughter… we feel badly for them. However, I’m feeling angry toward the media and liberals like the ones here who continue to bash these people on a personal level… it’s unconscionable. I’ve seen posts by some saying they are above this behavior. Really? Your kids are perfect and you don’t know anyone who’s ever been in this situation? Compassion… try it some time. Even if you don’t like Palin’s policies, there’s a difference between disagreeing and attacking on a personal basis.

  13. QB says:

    #72 James Hill

    You’re dead on. Ironically Bristol Palin may win the White House for John McCain.

  14. bobbo says:

    I think someone on Huff Post made a good point. The Repuglican record is so absolutely horrible for the last 8 years that someone with no track record at all is a plus.

    Ain’t THAT the truth?

  15. smartalix says:

    74,

    The point is that Palin and her ilk have trumpeted constantly how their GOP bible values will save this country and the sleazy liberals are moral degenerates. Now we have direct evidence that abstinence-only education doesn’t work (it never did), and the right is saying that this case doesn’t matter. It does.

  16. Rick Cain says:

    I’ve heard worse. When the baby is born it may be mixed-race.

    Levi not the daddy!

  17. bobbo says:

    #79–ever been to Alaska?



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