I wonder if this could get you arrested.




  1. chuck says:

    #21 – have you ever asked how much that 1st-class ticket costs? They do indeed pay 2.25 times the fare. Usually much more.

    I did inquire once on an overseas flight. When I booked the ticket I could either pay $800 (return) for steerage, or $3,500 for 1st-class.

    But 1st-class passengers are either rich enough that they don’t care about the price, or they’re upper-management or executives on business. Or, they’re government officials or politicians, who don’t care because the public pays,.

  2. Stephanie says:

    For the tall people, ever heard of the bulkhead seats? My uncle is tall and when he travels, he requests a seat there.

    If I am traveling, which I frequently have this year, I want to be able to recline my seat. Those who don’t like it, how are you going to like those standing seats that Airbus once proposed. The human body isn’t meant to sit cramped like that for hours and so I have to recline, then sit up and repeat.

  3. ScotterOtter says:

    Whatever happened to being polite and just asking? Have we become so afraid of human contact that we must resort to sabotage.

  4. Judge Jewdy says:

    #23 – Yes.

  5. Joe S says:

    Everyone knows that it is the airlines that are to blame. They cram the seats in together to the minimum specified by the FAA. As for anyone who would actually do what is suggested in the video I have two statements.
    1. There are very few items on the airplane itself that can cut that strap when it is in flight. The terminal maintenance crew at the next destination will not enjoy having to come aboard to cut that strap put in place by some a-hole.
    2. Stay tuned to see the next video installment by fi5e titled “How I Deserved the Beatdown I Got At 30,000 Feet By Some Motherfu#% For Doing This Because I’m A Fu*&in Puss”. I am sure that this new video will be posted before his arraignment in federal court and then used by the FAA in part of their new “How Not To Instigate Air Rage” program.

  6. kanjy says:

    #5—Perhaps a shoelace would work just as well.

    But, ah, if people start using shoelaces like that, then the airlines will ban shoelaces, and then we’ll all have to board planes in sandals or plastic foot baggies.

  7. Angel H. Wong says:

    You want to keep people from sitting on a chair? Grab a permanent marker pen and draw a huge penis on the seat. No one will sit on that chait at all.

  8. KarmaBaby says:

    Legroom, schmeg-room. Wait until you have to pay an additional fee if you want your seat to recline, or if you want a window with a shade. Or if you want or your air vent to work, or the plane to depart on-time (Insert credit card here to purchase!).

    You know, I should work for an airline. I’d nickel and dime you mofo’s to death!

  9. FirstTimeCaller says:

    Yes, heaven forbid someone should be allowed to recline their seats the massive 2″ alloted by the airlines.

    That said, I do always check to make sure some schlub hasn’t wedged his laptop screen into the seat back. I don’t want to be responsible for cracking someone’s laptop! (Unless they try to pull this lame ass twist tie stunt… then they deserve it).

  10. pedro says:

    #14 it’s been a long time since they cared shit about passengers. That’s why I’m saying the anger is being released to the wrong entity. Is not the guy who recline his chair, it’s the friggin’ airline. Start complaining about them.

    And no, I’m not short either.

  11. Rob says:

    I wish the seats were designed to slide forward as they recline so the person who loses leg room is the one reclining. That would solve the problem altogether. I detest the attitude of those who say, “I paid for the seat so I am going to inconvenience you and recline” Sometimes I just put on my headphones, wedge my knee against the seatback and tap my foot to the beat. I’m white so this is often poorly timed thus even more annoying. Once the seat goes back up I stop.

  12. Uncle Dave says:

    #22: More knee room with a bulkhead, less leg room. In some planes, it’s worse than being in a regular seat. And besides, a bulkhead seat would now be in the area you have to pay more for. Assuming you can even change your seat. That’s the latest trick I ran across. You have to pay to change seats at all.

  13. jca2010 says:

    Once a guy in front of me reclined his seat as we waited on the apron for takeoff. The attendant came ’round and asked him politely to raise the seat for takeoff. Soon as we turned onto the active runway he dropped his seat back all the way… I mean ALL the way. Immediately I extended my arm. His button was still pushed so I was able to move the seat forward.. I slammed it so hard I’m pretty sure his head hit the seat in front of him.

    Fucker thought he’d lower his seat once he knew the attendants were buckled in for the roll.

    I regret not apologizing… to the guy two seats in front.

  14. hhopper says:

    My solution is take the train.

  15. pedro says:

    #31 the damned chair reclines. Is not that people are “making” the chair to recline. The fact that you feel it’s personal makes you sound like such a spoiled brat

  16. Paul Camp says:

    Probably some kind of copyright violation.

  17. Daniel Dacey says:

    Hey everybody #8 is the guy in front always reclining his seat.

    Apparently we are all suppose to do synchronised seat reclining, so he is happy.

  18. Uncle Patso says:

    # 34 hhopper said:

    “My solution is take the train.”

    Damn straight! Now if only the airlines hadn’t killed (almost) all the passenger trains. (And the few that remain are in their sights.)



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