Comments on: Allah Tells Naked Man To Walk Dog. Result: Tasered by Tallahassee police

By: Voice in Uncle Patso's Head

Voice in Uncle Patso's Head — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 13:53:20 +0000

Go to local airport and enter the men’s room stall next to the far wall. Have a wide stance while seated and tap foot. Await further instructions…….oh yeah vote McCain/Palin.

By: Rick Cain

Rick Cain — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 13:44:12 +0000

First mistake, mentioning “Allah”.

All he had to do was mention jesus and ask the cops if they know the saviour and they would have just arrested him the old fashioned way.

By: Uncle Patso

Uncle Patso — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 11:03:03 +0000

Gee, I _hardly_ever_ do the things the voices in my head tell me to do.

By: mentor972

mentor972 — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 14:08:17 +0000

This needs to say, “More Whacky News from Florida.”

By: Springheel Jack

Springheel Jack — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 12:36:47 +0000

goddam, that redhead is freaking HOT!

By: Rich

Rich — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 05:51:13 +0000

This may be the purest ambivalence I have ever experienced. I don’t dig teh police randomly tasering people, but the Islamm bugs me…

By: Worp

Worp — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 03:05:04 +0000

Do you think they tasered him in the you-know-whats?

By: zorkor

zorkor — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 02:58:51 +0000

Jesus told me to call all bitchians, i mean Christians losers. So, There you have it.

By: Mister Ketchup

Mister Ketchup — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 23:11:33 +0000

I’d bury a bone in her backyard.

By: ross1001

ross1001 — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 22:58:38 +0000

Allah is getting himself in a lot of s#@it lately, I hope things work out for him in the future

By: eyeofthetiger

eyeofthetiger — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 22:16:20 +0000

#6,7 & 9 five minutes in that circus and you could careless what color the carpet is (if there is any:)

By: Right

Right — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 22:14:43 +0000

Taser this, taser that. Cripes, the police are sooo undertrained, or just damn lazy that they need something else to do their work for them. I’ll bet that the one who tasered this guy was an overweight, big bellied, donut eating cop who can’t even finish a 100 metre run. Stupid idiots.

By: John C Dvorak

John C Dvorak — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 20:35:55 +0000

#6, #7 — I agree.

By: chuck

chuck — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 19:32:56 +0000

The police say that Allah told them to taser this guy.

By: CZen

CZen — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 19:31:44 +0000

Yeah John screw the story just give us some more pictures of the flamin hottie.

Tasers Suck.